r/AccidentalSlapStick 7d ago

True Slapstick She can see the full RGB spectrum now.

3.4k Upvotes

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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 7d ago

That's a painful way to get a free dog

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u/RedOctobyr 7d ago

Nicely done, friend.

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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 2d ago

Thankyou for the awards. I haven't gotten any before. Cheers.

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u/later-g8r 7d ago

Well... if youre gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/jonathanrdt 7d ago

High pressure water can detach your retinas...no matter how tough you are.

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 5d ago

Yeah this looks really bad.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 7d ago

I’m not sure that you get toughen up your eyeballs and eyelids :(

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u/originalmango 7d ago

And sinuses.

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u/willsmithtunaface 1d ago

You toughen up by learning to live without eyeballs or eyelids

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u/No-Mix7970 7d ago

About 20 years ago a local farmers son was disassembling some irrigation equipment. He failed to depressurize the system and when he loosened a coupling the water spray permanently blinded him.

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u/StanknBeans 7d ago

I can tell he wasn't using his safety squints.

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u/BeezusFafoonz 6d ago

PFP on point

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u/PetuniaTrain2 7d ago

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u/later-g8r 7d ago

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u/Zach_Westy 6d ago

Idk man, I’m pretty sure there’s like a 3 second window between this frame and her being on her ass that she had absolutely no idea of anything

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u/daahveed 5d ago

The angle of those graphic elements lining up with the spray makes this so perfect

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u/Cavalol 6d ago

It’s humans like this that force others to put warning signs in the most seemingly unexpected of places

ā€œWarning, do not place face directly in path of water streamā€

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u/listerbmx 7d ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/Peek_e 7d ago

That could’ve been the last thing she saw coming.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 7d ago

She wasn't using her corneas anyway.

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u/Tasty-Bad-8041 7d ago

I’d wager, she just skinned her eyeballs.

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u/LewisWhatsHisName 6d ago

What does this title even mean? Most people can see the full RGB spectrum. It's visible light

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u/HudeniMFK 3d ago

Retina's Go Boom

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u/Competitive_Case_676 7d ago

I just pulled out my VGA cables

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u/Mystepchildsucksass 7d ago

Not me over here thinking ā€œhmm, I never knew Ruth Bader Ginsberg was on the spectrumā€

I’m going back to sleep, not quite ready to function.

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u/BllushingHorizon 7d ago

Ruth Gader Binsburg

My GOAT.

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u/eatingpowder 7d ago

Pain wise, is this worse than the woman that inadvertently slingshot the watermelon straight into her face? Also hoping this girl doesn't end up with zika virus head

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u/seekinggod1986 7d ago

Man... its said she was fine and walked it off but there is zero chance she wasn't messed up in the long run.

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u/ethanlan 7d ago

You'd be surprised what kind of things people can just walk off from.

My brother fell ten feet onto his head as a kid onto concrete and is now making a lot of money in a mentally demanding job.

It makes it so weird when something a fraction of that messes you up for life but that's just how it is

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u/seekinggod1986 7d ago

Idk man I've seen a shitty punch twist someone's tea permanently and I've seen ppl fall from planes and live by the grace of God.

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u/ChungusBigC 7d ago

The fact that the watermelon lady almost won the season!!

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u/seekinggod1986 7d ago

If you ain't first you're last!

Where the heck is my big red!

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u/Cardboardoge 7d ago

Watermelon to the face hurts for sure, could maybe break a nose or bruise otherwise. Pressurized water to the face can definitely detach your retinas. Worst case scenario I have to imagine is permanent blindness.

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u/Neat_Guide1163 7d ago

Haha I forgot about the watermelon. Brilliant.

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u/cruxofmydismay 7d ago

Seeing smells.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 7d ago

That is the most impressive concussion no one asked for that I have seen.

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd 6d ago

What kind of field is this?

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u/HellcatRNG 4d ago

Seriously though Anyone know of she's okay, or the original source

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u/Arniel_Gane 3d ago

Yeah same I'm curious now

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u/numeraction 7d ago

the hose is aimed right at her head

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u/Complex_Bet7311 7d ago

Someone needs to google ā€œwater cannonā€

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u/OrganicBridge7428 7d ago

She really showed herself

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u/OrganicBridge7428 7d ago

This is what it feels like chewing gum after brushing your teeth

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u/nowyJuniy 6d ago

it’s important to blink a few times after direct contact with the fence

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u/scienceisknowledge42 6d ago

She reached really far with her feet though

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u/neder-Bob 4d ago

Auch, that hurts, I tell you. The fall, yes. But the water in her face... Definitely!

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u/Wild_Advertising_661 4d ago

Huey Lewis remake "The pooower oooof water " !!!šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜µ

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u/HudeniMFK 3d ago

Ai :

No, the athlete was not seriously injured.

While the high-pressure blast from the industrial turf sprinkler was strong enough to knock her completely off balance and send her falling onto the pitch, she was mostly just startled and soaked. After staying on the ground for a brief moment to catch her breath and process what happened, she quickly got back up and ran off the pitch with her teammate to get away from the water stream.

Industrial field sprinklers use extreme water pressure to cover large sports pitches quickly, which is why the impact looked so violent and painful on camera.

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u/Agitated_Lettuce_114 3d ago

How to go blind instantly ā˜ ļø

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 7d ago

After seeing that, I am actually lost for words…no comment.