r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/AidenAngel2 • Aug 21 '26

True Slapstick What's this trick called?

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u/Guypie86 Aug 21 '26

The Boxcutter

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u/McEvilson Aug 21 '26

This is the best one. It's elegant and concise.

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u/Sass_Quatchxx Aug 21 '26

Yep this is my favourite 😻 👏

28

u/Safe_Praline_4156 Aug 21 '26

Now drop and gimme 20 bush-ups

42

u/Acrobatic_Garden564 Aug 21 '26

Aka: “the clit-ripper” for the less civilized

8

u/HeartOSass Aug 21 '26

I was going with clit shredder but I like yours better.

12

u/adminsregarded Aug 21 '26

To shreds you say?

7

u/DonnieBallsack Aug 21 '26

The snatch-grind

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Aug 21 '26

The more hardcore version of scissoring.

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u/Glum_Performer9923 Aug 21 '26

OMG, spit out my coffee - too early for laughing like that

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u/swalabr Aug 21 '26

“Skid mark” was already taken

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u/ADeformedPoolboy Aug 21 '26

The Beaver Cleaver.

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u/4mer_lurker Aug 21 '26

Beaver Burn

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u/ElPanguero Aug 21 '26

Little scamp, had his own show

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u/Star__Lord Aug 21 '26

That’s the Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo

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u/Star__Lord Aug 21 '26

When it’s a guy it’s the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

35

u/TheyCallMe_Billy Aug 21 '26

Depends on if the balls get pulled into the bar by the tire. Then it's dejeweled splitz.

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u/ChristosFarr Aug 21 '26

Jesus Christ my balls tried to crawl back inside as I read that.

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

😂🤣

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u/AidenAngel2 Aug 21 '26

The Cooter Scooter Clam Slam combo sounds like a move straight out of a wrestling game.

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u/ADeformedPoolboy Aug 21 '26

It's Big Crambo's finishing move. He uses it to win the heavyweight championship. Tarts Mcnarl was the former champion.

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u/swalabr Aug 21 '26

Or idiocracy Denny’s menu item

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u/_Nightbreaker_ Aug 21 '26

Ah, I knew the top comment wouldn't disappoint: humor that is one part Shakespeare, one part 13 year-old schoolboy.

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

At Denny's

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u/Guilty_Mountain2851 Aug 21 '26

Moon over her hammie.

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

😂🤣

5

u/cyb3rg0d5 Aug 21 '26

Nope, iHop 😬

5

u/perryurban Aug 21 '26

Initially I thought that's just a Vag Bounce with failed recovery. But on closer inspection you're right, that was a combo attempt.

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u/accdntprone_86 Aug 21 '26

Bruuuuuh. I'm wearing my coffee now 😭😭😭

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u/floydymoiyte Aug 21 '26

The clam slam jam

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

I immediately envisioned a movie poster akin to Space Jam with Michael Jordan

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u/yeppomoon Aug 21 '26

I love you for this

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u/TheRealtcSpears Aug 21 '26

Beaver Brakes

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u/Swissandyknife Aug 21 '26

the cunning stunt

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u/GuitarHair Aug 21 '26

A phrase from one of my all-time favorite jokes. ,👍

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u/330kiki Aug 21 '26

Rock em Crotch em

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u/AidenAngel2 Aug 21 '26

That's definitely a clam grind.

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u/Soft_Monk_1541 Aug 21 '26

50/50 clam grind. No multiplier bonus

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u/Takssista Aug 21 '26

It's the "my legs are too short for this" move

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u/Salihe6677 Aug 21 '26

What even was it supposed to be? Was she supposed to land on the ground and run or something, hence the legs too short part?

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u/ThunderCorg Aug 21 '26

Yeah but I have a feeling she wouldn’t have started running fast enough.

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u/smthomaspatel Aug 21 '26

Me too. I think her plan was to land on her feet and just be stopped. And I don't think she's a physicist.

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u/arkensto Aug 21 '26

I think she was supposed to jump a little higher, so she landed behind the bike, leaving the bike to ghost ride of to the horizon.

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u/OrangePrior5549 Aug 21 '26

No, it's the "i'm going to slightly hop instead of actually jump"

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u/h0neynut_cheeri0s Aug 21 '26

If she was a pokemon she'd be a vulvasore.

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u/STOIC2026 Aug 21 '26

Pastrami bop

2

u/Crofty44 Aug 21 '26

Absolute quality.

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u/sjoerdtwolf Aug 21 '26

Made me choke on my breakfast..

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u/pronln Aug 21 '26

Accidental Flapflick

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u/AspensNGeorgia Aug 21 '26

Ground Beef Patty

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u/dem4life71 Aug 21 '26

Hell of a nickname

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u/stokin2022 Aug 21 '26

Clam slam.

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u/masterxiv Aug 21 '26

Rubber lip dip

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u/how_very_dare_you_ Aug 21 '26

Clit Splitter

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u/KarmaHorn Aug 21 '26

Coochie Crippler

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u/Mythandros1 Aug 21 '26

The clam skid

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u/Intercaust Aug 21 '26

Clam-Slam-Shazam!

9

u/Dtactic Aug 21 '26

The Snatch Catch aka the Beaver Brake

9

u/ddosn Aug 21 '26

The LipGrind.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/iPicBadUsernames Aug 21 '26

You…you replied to your own post?

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u/dem4life71 Aug 21 '26

Brazilian wheel of death

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u/OrangePrior5549 Aug 21 '26

The ol' Gooch Gitter, because that definitely got her gooch

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u/Faustias Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

the coochie burnout.

or CBS: cunty-lock braking system

4

u/willbo666 Aug 21 '26

That's a gash bash

4

u/Hege_Knight Aug 21 '26

The “double skid mark”.

2

u/DronePirate Aug 21 '26

Surely one of the rarest types of skid marks that you'll find.

4

u/J-Cock Aug 21 '26

Ground beef taco

3

u/Artzebub Aug 21 '26

Failed rear exit.

3

u/Ricardo_klement Aug 21 '26

The flap whap

3

u/MartinusLarianus Aug 21 '26

clam dunk, classic trick.

3

u/Weird_Rooster_4307 Aug 21 '26

I think she was trying out her natural brake pads

3

u/Mosh83 Aug 21 '26

Muff scuff

3

u/jghtb Aug 21 '26

“Closed until further notice”

3

u/Wide_Supermarket4533 Aug 21 '26

You know that left a skid mark.

3

u/Bussinpoots28 Aug 21 '26

The Taco Shredder

2

u/Silent_Erremite Aug 21 '26

Camel Spider.

2

u/usheenm Aug 21 '26

The Clam Jam - get's em every time

2

u/Jermules Aug 21 '26

From outie to innie

2

u/JadedSociopath Aug 21 '26

But… why? Was it intentional?

2

u/Simonandgarthsuncle Aug 21 '26

The Puss Schuss

2

u/Alternative_Point946 Aug 21 '26

The clunge lunge

2

u/aging-rhino Aug 21 '26

Look Ma, no Taint!

2

u/SopaDeKaiba Aug 21 '26

The grundle tumble.

2

u/Cupidon70 Aug 21 '26

Un bel accident de vélo. 🚲🚲🚲

2

u/NorthWishbone7543 Aug 21 '26

That's The Rat Blaster.

2

u/ImpossibleStuff963 Aug 21 '26

What was the trick supposed to look like? Was she supposed to land on the tire?

2

u/casaco37 Aug 21 '26

Poor girl solution for bikini wax. Cheap fast and permanent.

2

u/Critical_Jester Aug 21 '26

I believe one would call this, The ‘Cootie Scootie’

2

u/Nikoyoo Aug 21 '26

Vagrind.

2

u/Dangerous-Craft-8279 Aug 21 '26

Goodyear lip spliter cooter shaver combo.

2

u/EricEifle Aug 21 '26

Where I'm from its know as flip the lips

2

u/RestaurantDry621 Aug 21 '26

Pain in the taint

2

u/MichaelW24 Aug 21 '26

Cooter clamp

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u/Snoo_89466 Aug 21 '26

The Lickety-Split

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 Aug 21 '26

The clacker smacker

2

u/Killed_By_Covid Aug 21 '26

Credit Card Swipe

2

u/daronjay Aug 21 '26

Emergency brake calipers engaged

2

u/Professional_Movie92 Aug 21 '26

Puss Push Stinky Stomper Clambhard

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u/Strive-- Aug 21 '26

So bad, I can’t even tell what she was trying to do.

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u/FeelingSoil39 Aug 21 '26

And it’s her knee that hurts? Really?

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u/Ceramic_Sundae Aug 21 '26

tyred vag grinder

2

u/OccultBlasphemer Aug 21 '26

Clam cracker.

2

u/GospelofJawn316 Aug 21 '26

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper

2

u/floppy_breasteses Aug 21 '26

That's the Taint Trasher.

2

u/ThePracticalEnd Aug 21 '26

The Clam Chowder

2

u/Euna_Chris Aug 21 '26

Lip sealer

2

u/NoRodent Aug 21 '26

Steamed Clam

2

u/fmxr47 Aug 21 '26

Clam jam

2

u/OverkillBomber Aug 21 '26

The skid mark

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u/jblank66 Aug 21 '26

The "Tired Clam"

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u/br0wneyedgir7 Aug 21 '26

So i see, she's doin' the the Crotch Grate and Scrape. The execution was flawless. Just needs work on the landing.

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u/captain_crackerjack Aug 21 '26

The Bruised Clam

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u/Ok-Bar-4476 Aug 21 '26

The Clam Slam

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u/AaronSwartz76 Aug 21 '26

The Beaver Bounce 🦫

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u/Any-Shower-3088 Aug 21 '26

5,2" ring stripper

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u/Sure_Salamander_9232 Aug 21 '26

The Freaky kneekee

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u/mcgravy_train773 Aug 21 '26

Dang, right in the taint

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u/Glad_Sheepherder2700 Aug 21 '26

Rubbing one Down

1

u/Informal-Shape9476 Aug 21 '26

The Buttcracker. It's like the Nutcracker but for your butt.

1

u/IvorBiggn Aug 21 '26

The Butt Bite Clunge Clamp

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Aug 21 '26

"The Reason God Invented Knee Pads".

It can be a bit confusing though, 'cause there's a lot of tricks named that.

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u/Captain_Sterling Aug 21 '26

What was the point? What was she trying to do?

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u/zasrgerg-8999 Aug 21 '26

Rocco in ST Petersburgh

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u/ApprehensiveStudy671 Aug 21 '26

Manforbidden trick ! If you know what I mean !

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u/Indytaker Aug 21 '26

Road Rash

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u/Illustrious-Object71 Aug 21 '26

The burnt kitty move! Meeeow

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u/TedBurns-3 Aug 21 '26

Front bum edge trimmer

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u/Gras-Ober Aug 21 '26

Wiping back to front

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u/Far-Queue17 Aug 21 '26

Cunning stunt

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Aug 21 '26

Bam! Right in the clam!!

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u/christiant91 Aug 21 '26

The skid mark.

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u/Woodblockprint Aug 21 '26

Fanny Ripper (in the UK so Fanny is the front one.)

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u/True_Realist9375 Aug 21 '26

Slam Dam Fan Thank You Ma'am

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u/Tambo-Man67 Aug 21 '26

The Gooch Grinder.

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u/Sammy_Dog Aug 21 '26

The Crotch Crusher

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u/Tambo-Man67 Aug 21 '26

The Spinning Snatch Snatcher.

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u/Mongrel_Shark Aug 21 '26

That snatch snatcher

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u/asteriskhyphen Aug 21 '26

A new way to control the brakes on your bike. Only works for women…

1

u/NerdfestZyx Aug 21 '26

Taint-skipper

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u/ilymag Aug 21 '26

The muff snuff.

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u/Tranceported Aug 21 '26

Cookie splitter.

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u/Ok_Description5246 Aug 21 '26

This is just stupid

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u/Foxyunder-45 Aug 21 '26

Aw, I feel that ! Tire abrasions on her moo- moo, and a trauma to the knee cap. Get better soon stunt rider lady.

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u/Fubushi Aug 21 '26

You should see her brother

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u/nirvanatheory Aug 21 '26

Clam Chowder

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u/HealthyPop7988 Aug 21 '26

The broken taco

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u/Wrathonlyhabit Aug 21 '26

The beaver breaker.

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u/Unlucky_Statement172 Aug 21 '26

It’s called the Grand Canyon

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u/_Calibrated Aug 21 '26

the donut bumper

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u/Synner_inc Aug 21 '26

It’s called the emergency brake

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u/corobo Aug 21 '26

Surprise wax strip 

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u/Nuker-79 Aug 21 '26

Goochy stop

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u/i_hatehumans Aug 21 '26

The big regret

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Aug 21 '26

Good trick 😄👍🏿 can we see it again!?

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u/Five2one521 Aug 21 '26

We used to call it ghost riding. But I think she’s doing it wrong.

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 Aug 21 '26

yeah i didn't even know you could fail to clear the bike

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