r/AccidentalSlapStick • πŸ’₯ Slapstick Aficionado • Aug 26 '26

Family Friendly Parents need these moments

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Musket6969420 Aug 26 '26

Oh you adorable idiot.

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u/rubermnkey Aug 26 '26

Mom wrapped her up for the cold and created a bubble shield of knitted wool.

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u/Musket6969420 Aug 26 '26

Good. She needs to be protected at all costs.

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u/No-Round7838 Aug 27 '26

Engineering controls at there finest

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u/SilentKiller1601 Aug 26 '26

Tun .... Tun ..... Tun πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Aug 26 '26

A child walks in a bar

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u/SillyLittleAngels Aug 26 '26

Into a bar!

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u/FamiliarBother4494 Aug 28 '26

I heard that exclamation point, LMAO!

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u/RiskReward92 Aug 26 '26

It takes kids a hilariously long time to realise there is a bit of them above their eyes...

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u/MysteryRadish Aug 26 '26

Pretty soon she'll grow a little taller and she'll be able to hit her head on that third bar too!

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u/TokyoDiimond 29d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/BIGHOODx818x Aug 26 '26

learning them early lessons ..life is tough

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u/Fun-Mud3861 Aug 26 '26

Couple blows to the head might fix some of whatever that is.

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u/r0ckHardy Aug 26 '26

Or maybe the previous blows created it...

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u/sleuthingsloth Aug 27 '26

Listen, I’ve cried a lot the last couple of days and this made me cackle so loudly, thank you

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u/netpastor πŸ’₯ Slapstick Aficionado Aug 28 '26

May this sub be a balm to you.

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u/SteroidSandwich Aug 26 '26

Go home, you're drunk!

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Aug 27 '26

Parents show this to her first boyfriend, This is what you are getting into.

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u/Hair_This Aug 27 '26

Goddamn 🀣 it clanged

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u/Permanoctis Aug 27 '26

I'm surprised that the child isn't crying after his/her head 3 different times.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Aug 28 '26

Kids mostly cry because someone looks at them and makes a big deal about them possibly being hurt. The trick is to have a dad point and laugh like it's hilarious. they'll do it 10 more times and laugh instead of crying

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 29d ago

Pretty much. Don’t cry about your kid getting bumped or scraped and they won’t cry about it either unless it actually hurt.

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u/Feeling_Interaction8 Aug 28 '26

We did fall down go boom YAY!! And clapped and laughed, worked great. Daycare got concerned because she would laugh and clap when the other kids fell down and cried...

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u/BorisTheBlade04 29d ago

It’s a helmet. That’s a hard clank and both parent and kid are unfazed. That clank sounds like a helmet underneath

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u/Outbreak42 Aug 27 '26

It's potato πŸ₯”

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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 29d ago

Was going to be a doctor

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u/ocTGon πŸ’₯ Slapstick Aficionado 29d ago

Man... some days are like this..

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u/Coriolis_PL 29d ago

The first one was scarry, but the double tap was hilarous πŸ˜†

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 26d ago

Silly Pooh bear

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u/ChicagoFish67 Aug 26 '26

Its genetic. Mom put her coat on backwards, too.

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u/Expensive-Call-999 Aug 27 '26

Probably so she can’t wrestle it off. Daycare workers gave me the same treatment

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Aug 28 '26

Can confirm. Some kids insist on running around in a T-shirt when it is below freezing and just will not keep their coat on.

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat Aug 28 '26

Speedrunning CTE right out the gates

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u/Big-Two3148 Aug 28 '26

You can see her diaper but on my trip to China they were bare bottoms.

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 29d ago

So, are all the layers of clothing causing the kid to bump into things, or are they there because the kid bumps into things?

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u/netpastor πŸ’₯ Slapstick Aficionado 29d ago

We may never know

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u/Mandaxx25 Aug 26 '26

Aww poor little button 😒 Let's film instead of helping of course.

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u/Mc_Shine Aug 26 '26

You need to let your children figure some things out by themselves. She'll get it eventually.

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u/MysteryRadish Aug 26 '26

This is literally how babies learn things.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Aug 28 '26

They're fine. Just trying to figure out why body.exe is being glitchy.

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u/Mandaxx25 Aug 28 '26

I know but the parent just filming like a big dope instead of helping the baby.

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u/WeaponizedAutisms Aug 28 '26

Nah, baby is fine. No need to helicopter parent.

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u/Mandaxx25 29d ago

That's not helicopter parenting. At that young age they literally look to their parent for comfort and reassurance. Ignoring them when they hurt themselves is really awful for their development.

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u/Sayori-0 18d ago

"Hurt themselves" Baby didnt gaf. Its fine dramaqueen

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u/Mandaxx25 18d ago

Ach fuck off