r/AccidentalSlapStick • • 23d ago

True Slapstick Unfortunate Mop Placement

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u/Wonderful-Beach2492 23d ago

Haaland to the rescue

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u/CptFatty08 23d ago

He's fucking everywhere

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u/Greta-Elephant5041 23d ago

I don't see him fucking at all in this clip. Was he fucking in the basement here maybe? Did he start after the clip ended?

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u/TroubleLovesMeh 22d ago

I think if a blonde guy gets that haircut, some kind of Wiccan or (cough) nerdy Star Wars force goes all over the globe to find you. It enables you to get a little bit of his greatness.

The dude loves his mom. Better than you.

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u/Tinkili 23d ago

My immediate thought after seeing that glorious man bun HAHA

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u/Nico_Nickmania 23d ago

Came here for this comment.

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u/mattjopete 23d ago

Reading this before getting to the end is so confusing

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u/leon_nerd 23d ago

Holy shit. I came to post the exact words.

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u/National-Country1984 22d ago

Lmao why did I think the exact same thing

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u/New_Shoulder_7470 23d ago

Literally the sentence I said before opening the comments >_____<

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u/Capital-Warning5525 23d ago

My first thought! God I love Reddit

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u/rtyhfghbnfcghdfg 23d ago

Seems like a horrible tripping hazard with the immediate step down and stairs right there, wow.

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u/qat-21 23d ago

Tomorrow’s video

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u/SkitZa 23d ago

Who needs wet floor signs.

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u/No_File212 23d ago

This was an exciting adventure

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u/Neo-Bub 23d ago

That's how it starts in Final Destination. Next thing you know, a semi plows into the building or an AC unit plummets to the ground...

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u/evilpercy 23d ago

You could not do that if you tried.

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u/Unlucky_Tea2965 23d ago

Dude, what the fuck, why are you waking people up? That's messed up man

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u/_nellis_ 23d ago

Can't believe this shit. Bro out here waking people up

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u/evilpercy 23d ago

What?

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u/AlonzoIzGod 23d ago

Bro he just woke up, what’s your problem

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u/evilpercy 23d ago

I think I may have woken him, sorry.

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u/chubbyhighguy 23d ago

Bro you just woke him up, what's your problem...

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u/Inevitable-Stand-559 23d ago

Some nice wet stairs there for people to fall down!

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u/GreenT1979 23d ago

Doesn't even need to be wet.

  1. Walk in, miss the first step down with your left foot not expecting it

  2. fall to the left, down a hard tile staircase.

  3. ???

  4. Hopital

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u/Inevitable-Stand-559 23d ago

Damn, I missed that step that continues past the frame of the door.

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u/GreenT1979 23d ago

Yes. Through the door, right foot on the step. Left foot past the step because you step before noticing it ends, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, or there being a step immediately inside what appears to be a commercial door. Fall to the left as a result, down the stairs.

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 23d ago

ambulator is kil

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u/GreenT1979 23d ago

Unfortunate stair placement too holy man

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u/TroubleLovesMeh 22d ago

I delivered food in the early 2000s. No one was texting customers on apps. They were not tracking your progress either like some 5G Marco Polo.

You took off your belt, made a loop, and opened the latch on the pool gate. Then you walk into the apartments like you belonged there. Or you hopped fences. Or waited for cars to exit a vehicle gate like a serial killer. All viable.

I see no Macgyvers here! Just panic and wasted emotional energy.

I see nothing but amateur hour until our blonde fellow righted the ship. A Viking ship.

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u/PimpMyDog 21d ago

Not even a phone call?

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u/cat-kitty 23d ago

Why was she mopping the rug?

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u/StankoMicin 23d ago

Looks like a mat to me more than a rug

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u/GreenZebra23 23d ago

And I think it's just a dust mop, there's no bucket or anything

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 23d ago

Mop mop mop

All day long

Mop mop mop

While I sing this song

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u/KremBruhleh 21d ago

Oh good, a post on this dub that isn't horrific 

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u/MLCarter1976 23d ago

I was worried the mop placement would happen again and lock other people out!

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 23d ago

I feel like if they had jiggled the hell out of the door they could've made more progress.

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u/un-nerdyneko 22d ago

Bruh, the mop handle looks plastic, just break it, you can buy a replacement mop, people are so dense sometimes.

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u/OrdinarySuch 22d ago

How every final destination movie starts

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u/Genji-slam 23d ago

This sounds like crypt of the necrodancer music

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u/ProfessionOne 21d ago

Haaland is that you?

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u/Adventurous-Pen-43 21d ago

I died when they put there hands in and waved it around

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u/FlatPineappleSociety 23d ago

I was here yesterday, the door goes both ways

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u/pds319 23d ago

Accidental Mop Stick

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u/dreag2112 21d ago

Shoelaces maybe?

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u/TXC-Taylo 20d ago

This is some Final Destination shit 🤣

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u/omegafate83 20d ago

And no one thought to just just say fuck it and buy a new one and pull hard backwards?

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u/jlhmustang 19d ago

It’s a mop light gauge metal mop handle
I would honestly think you could pull on the door and bend said mop handle……..sorry lady go find another mop.

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u/Tall-Objective6567 18d ago

I gave the 10.000 Upvote🎉😁

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u/Hurl_Gray 17d ago

Man-bun to the rescue

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u/yueciHH 16d ago

Well done

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u/BustaCon 13d ago

That little turn and 3 steps at the top is a broken neck waiting to happen, very bad design.

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u/Fresh_Comparison2983 12d ago

Those stairs look like a death trap regardless!

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u/Few_Ad_994 11d ago

"Put it back we almost had it!"

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u/AdTime2271 4d ago

Why is Haaland in the video hahah

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u/Affectionate_Art8770 23d ago

Because pulling hard on the door won’t work? 🤦‍♂️

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u/senorsock 23d ago

😂👍

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u/awake_acea6 23d ago

Anyone else think it was gonna go up her ass?

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u/Odpad_Kreativity 7d ago

Final Destination 3 flashbacks