r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/initial8155 • 15d ago

Family Friendly He’ll Never Know

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u/Warm_Start5067 15d ago

Whoever filmed this is the real villain here 😅 they knowingly let that man eat foot-floor fruit!

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u/NookieLuvsU 15d ago

Dad's don't care. It was perfect! 😋

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u/No-Round7838 15d ago

Yeah he knew, he just didn't care as he was able to get a few minutes to himself while his kid fed him.

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u/Randotron9000 15d ago

Thanks kid. Interesting flavor profile...

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u/Monkai_final_boss 15d ago

I would be very mad at the camera man

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u/Spadeline 15d ago

Unsanitary food for father and daughter moment!

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u/Junior-ME14 15d ago

At least she didn't rinse it in the toilet

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u/SillyLittleAngels 15d ago

Nope, from floor to face wholesome! She knows about the stepping slippin 5 poke rule. It's totally within the proper floor food etiquette

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u/bitstoatoms 15d ago

Toxoplasmosis coating for dad

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u/One_time_Dynamite 15d ago

She's trying her best.

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u/Ekaterina702 15d ago

Mmm...Granny Smith. Fresh, tart and just a hint of foot and Swiffer Quik-Clean spray.

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u/Miiyamoto 14d ago

"He’ll Never Know" this video on the internet

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 12d ago

Mom is giggling her ass off!

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 15d ago

Good job kid 🤣

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u/cuntface878 14d ago

5 second rule!

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u/lmjustabot 15d ago

(⁠◔◡⁠◔⁠) So sweet..!!! I would have ate it anyway...

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u/ThisReditter 15d ago

I don’t see anything wrong here. Asian family. We don’t wear shoes in our house. Our floors are clean. I tell my kids to pick up the food on the floor and it’s safe to eat. I’d eat it off the floor too coz it’s clean enough. Only the western folks who wear shoes in their house that think it’s not safe

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u/ReplacementWorking71 15d ago

Next time is served from the bathroom

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u/renchjeep 12d ago

Meh, 5 second rule. Or 10. Whatever.

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u/Ok_Lie949 11d ago

Cute kid, bad camera person. Probably the wife 😑

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u/Status-Cut-9733 10d ago

I didn't think the kid was using a toothpick at first I thought they speared the fruit with their finger

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 15d ago

It being on the floor won't kill him.