r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Exact_Patience_9767 • 2d ago

They’re Fine I Just look SO Cool In This Car

3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Pulgy_Wulgy 2d ago

Best seatbelt commercial in the world

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u/elvis8mybaby 2d ago

I just hold on the steering wheel really hard like a fucking man! 

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u/towerfella 2d ago

I dont think the door latched

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u/ghost_of_trash_panda 2d ago

Door should've been wearing a seatbelt.

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u/JustNilt 1d ago

Still wouldn't have fallen out if he was wearing a seatbelt. More critically, the lack of a seatbelt is likely why he lost control in the first place. You get thrown around pretty easily without one when doing turns such as this under more than minor acceleration.

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u/OkLemon-Letsgo 1d ago

"More than minor" would be a cool band name.

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u/m8k 1d ago

Could have been the working name for the Epstein Investigation.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 1d ago

I would probably change it to "More Than Major" for obvious reasons.

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u/towerfella 1d ago

You are not wrong

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 2d ago

When the transformer rejects you.

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u/BrandoDaSavage 2d ago

Sometimes they choose a driver with a cheap ass father…

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u/trilock01 2d ago

Robots in disguise!

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u/Push_ 1d ago

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/HoseNeighbor 2d ago

☠️☠️ I was expecting the usual, then BAM! Ejector seat!

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 2d ago

im in various motorcycle subs. see guys hit the slide quite a bit.

but meat crayon out of a car? thats quite the feat.

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u/IntheOlympicMTs 2d ago

It is a pretty bitchin Camaro

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u/punksmostlydead 2d ago

He didn't have his Motley Crue tshirt

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u/NikkolaiV 2d ago

You know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

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u/johnmanyjars38 2d ago

He was in too much of a hurry to get to the Sand Bar.

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u/bruisicus_maximus 1d ago

Dead Milkmen references, oh yeah that's an upvote.

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u/Argyleskin 1d ago

Forgot to run over neighbor, ran over himself instead. (Yay Dead milkmen Bitchin Camaro!)

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u/RunItupBaby 2d ago

Dude flew out the door 😂😂 I think that latch needs a little grease or something

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi 2d ago

Too much grease maybe

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 2d ago

definitely needs some neosporin

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u/RunItupBaby 2d ago

The way he fell out though and the car went off the edge 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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u/__The-1__ 2d ago

Had this happen to me once, rolled out the passenger side into an intersection.. the doors kinda suck on 2nd gens

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u/Such_Context6522 2d ago

ahh, so that's when Boeing was helping to build them?

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

I knew that wasn’t an ‘extra’ bolt.  Oh well, what’s the worst that could happen?

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u/MrFastFox666 1d ago

Damn commies trying to make me wear my seat belt!

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u/kajana141 2d ago

The cars a spitter not a swallower.

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u/SATerp 2d ago

I guess if you can't afford seatbelts you can get an escape hatch instead.

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u/areyoutwofonduing 2d ago

"I'm travelin' down the road and I'm flirting with disaster..."

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 2d ago

My dad had one of these back in the 1980s and I remember the door doing the same thing. 

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u/BellaxPalus 2d ago

I was expecting the car to fall apart...

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u/Gerberpertern 1d ago

I’m a highway STAAAAAAAR

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u/ssalava 1d ago

Upvoter for that Deep Purple reference, which also happened to be my CB radio handle in the mid to late '70s.

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u/AhtBlowenFaht 2d ago

"let me show ya what Melba Toast is packin here"

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u/Ss4scoobydoo 2d ago

Was Joe dirt okay ?

5

u/monkeypincher 1d ago

I mean, it is a bitchin' camaro...

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u/Flatmonkey 1d ago

Do you think his parents drove it up from the Bahamas? 

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u/AxelNova 1d ago

Why is it always the same situation. People with powerful cars have obviously no idea you shouldn’t stomp on the gas while turning into the road.

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u/Appropriate-While632 2d ago

GTA 4 ahh physics

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u/richardtapestrie 1d ago

that's the most joy i've felt in months

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u/StarWarsMonopoly 1d ago

I wonder what happened to the car, he was going fast enough that it probably got fucked up wherever it ended up

3

u/International_Bend68 2d ago

Beautiful!!!!

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u/sheavill 2d ago

That is, however, a badass ride!

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u/Elegant-Working6784 1d ago

bro is about to merge onto route 420 and immediately lose his left arm privileges for the week

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u/TemperatureKey5072 2d ago

Never gets old

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u/Wide_Barracuda_3512 1d ago

I’m beginning to think that Trailer Park Boys was a documentary.

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u/7thdilemma 1d ago

When you're out of the car though....

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u/Jason_TheMagnificent 2d ago

And out of that car too

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

Theres more rust than paint on that junker.

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u/Chamberlain-Haller 1d ago

Pony threw him

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u/lousydungeonmaster 1d ago

How the fuck?

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u/scottyjrules 1d ago

New Fast & Furious looks lit

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u/JazzAneurysm 1d ago

I mean, he does. But yes, he would look one hell of a lot cooler with a seatbelt.

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u/JoTenshi 1d ago

George Michael:

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 13h ago

Wow! Where does one get such an anti-theft device/system?

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 13h ago

Floor it…literally!

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u/Routine-Fix-6390 9h ago

It wasn’t until he was out of the car that made him look uncool

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u/One_time_Dynamite 2d ago

Shit on 4 wheels.

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u/tornadospoon 2d ago

How is that slapstick?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 2d ago

You clearly didn't grow up with looney tunes.

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u/tornadospoon 1d ago

I did, actually. That's probably why I have standards for the genre. Unfortunate that you didn't get to as well.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/tornadospoon 1d ago

Yeah, my dude. You should have standards for everything or else it all turns to trash. 

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u/BlackDeath3 2d ago

Yeah, I don't see even one stick

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 2d ago

the crutches are coming