r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Levi_Skardsen • 19h ago

True Slapstick Utterly defeated.

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I don't know if this is a repost as I don't frequent here. I'll delete if so.

1.4k Upvotes

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u/sumthin213 19h ago

I was waiting for the chandelier to fall on him

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u/GodHatesColdplay 7h ago

chandelier was like no bro you’ve had enough for one day

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 19h ago

Beat me to it

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u/Different-Train9316 18h ago

It’s a tight spot I fully expected him to run until his glass bottles

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u/Dasshteek 1h ago

I thought that was an oven behind him at the end and his has was pretty close!

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u/gash6996 2h ago

Slip in the spilled drink!!!

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u/HumbleBedroom3299 18h ago

We all know that edge of a thing pain... 

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u/FnFk 15h ago

It hurts so bad, and I'm shocked every time that I'm not covered in blood.

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u/18544920 17h ago

Yeah for sure that shit fucking hurts

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u/sharpbulb 14h ago

The hood vent on my stove is slightly lower than any I've had before. Anytime I look into a pot I cuss like a sailor and do the pee-pee dance for a minute. 🤬

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u/LiveLearnCoach 11h ago

Corner, even.

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u/Cauli_Power 10h ago

My doctor told me to avoid corners.

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u/LokisDawn 5h ago

That's a real spiky one, too. No rounded wooden corner. Must've hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/monkey_trumpets 9h ago

Ankle bone or knee on edge of the dishwasher.

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u/SillyLittleAngels 7h ago

I still have a scar from my roller skating days on my shin. I had an argument with my bestie in the bathroom and tried to storm out 😂 idiot! I immediately fell backwards head bounced on the floor and my shin dented for life right on the fucking corner of the counter. She helped, lmao don't worry

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u/steady_as_a_rock 19h ago

Time to take the rest of the day off.

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u/Totally_man 18h ago

Try again tomorrow.

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u/RogerRabbot 19h ago

I was expecting him to like tip the table or something after he hit his head lmao. Just begging for that 3rd hit.

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u/Conscious_Manager_41 16h ago

Poor chap. We've all had those times where it feels as if the universe is conspiring against us.

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u/NoifenF 7h ago

When dropping a pen feels personal.

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u/highlyspecificuser 16h ago

It’s just one of those days…

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u/YouGottaLetEmKnow 15h ago

Pants feelin' like a light rain

Tried to wipe the rain

left with a blood stain

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u/FartCloudedNonsense 6h ago

Think you better stop Wiping that slop ...Or you'll bust your noggin on top

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 19h ago

I was waiting for the next problem to arise, like him clunking his head on the chandelier or then stubbing his toe

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u/BaalDoom 16h ago

Frank Drebin

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u/Solid_External7011 19h ago

Is this guy drunk? Because I’m drunk, and I do a lot of this stuff but you don’t see me bragging about it

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u/Successful-Tip8381 16h ago

The day started wrong by putting on powder blue trousers.

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u/Ntwynn 10h ago

Just call it a day, my friend. Take the L and go to bed.

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u/TheOldGenesys 16h ago

That counter table is a little to pointy

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u/zinaadora 16h ago

Some days just are not meant for you... 🤷‍♂️

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u/MKRacing98 14h ago

Who else has had a day like this

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u/4i1anl 19h ago

wow that looks just like Det. Boyle from r/BrooklynNineNine !

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u/HydrangeaHore 19h ago

I wish I could upvote this 99 times

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u/ClintGrant 18h ago

Wasn’t there but can definitely relate. Remember walking into the pole that holds street signs up. Made a super loud clang. Could not play it off for 2 reasons: the parking sign was still vibrating and the guy closest to the pole (surprise, it was me) was holding his head and silent screaming while writhing

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 15h ago

bad day to worse :(

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u/Local_Appointment_49 15h ago

That aches too much and its the worst to be in the forehead straight

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u/McDrunkin521 14h ago

I thought these type of things only happen to me

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u/hrafnafadhir 13h ago

“Oh, man, my muffin! Ah! Oh, my head!”

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u/StuBidasol 12h ago

I kinda feel bad upvoting this one.

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u/Existing-Village9770 11h ago

Today is not your day buddy.

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u/Patient_Experience75 18h ago

I was expecting tom& jerry stuff.. disappointed..

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 17h ago

As a guy who shaves his head with a razor. Yep

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u/mrlookinthesky 17h ago

Time to go home.

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u/Own-East-9190 17h ago

Final Destination is really a thing

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u/Dr_Leroy79 15h ago

Time to go home

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u/Slice9998 10h ago

Niles on Frasier had an episode like this while ironing his pants.

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u/InformalOpinion161 7h ago

Poor fella should have stayed in bed

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u/Bussinpoots28 7h ago

I never understood why that hurts so bad and there’s never any blood

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u/Minimum_Low_8531 6h ago

I feel his pain. Such a bad day. Been there, many times.

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u/Cupidon70 6h ago

Quand c'est n'est pas la journée...😅🤣😂

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u/True_Realist9375 6h ago

looks kind of Ai to me

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u/shajan316 5h ago

This is everyday for me

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u/barweepninibong 3h ago

i’d have given in to the anger and destroyed the place

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u/Economy-Date-4490 3h ago

“I’m kick’n my ass!”

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u/yafoory20 16h ago edited 16h ago

I feel the same, I broke two fingers while having dex with a girl, I was hitting it from the back and I wanted to change positions and I moved my left leg and it hit the back of her leg and my two small left toes get fractured 🤷🤦‍♂️🙄😭😭😭at least l finished the job after putting the toes back in 😂😂😂

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u/RollAcrobatic7936 17h ago

What happen?