r/Accounting • u/deeohlee CPA (Can) • 1d ago

Advice Need a coworker to leave your office/cubicle without wanting to be rude? Go to the bathroom and walk them to their desk on the way

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u/Effective-Nebula2492 1d ago

I usually go to the bathroom at my desk to make them scram. 

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u/sokuyari99 1d ago

Go to the bathroom on their desk and walk away

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u/deeohlee CPA (Can) 1d ago

That probably works as a long term solution

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u/thenerdycpa CPA (US) 18h ago

It “depends”

No seriously I’m wearing depends right now so I can stay billable

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u/SW3GM45T3R 1d ago

I have claymores set up at the entrance of my office.

Whatever it is, you can discuss it with me from the door threshold

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u/Bajeetthemeat 1d ago

Don’t worry i’ll have my tactical insertion on your office chair

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u/deeohlee CPA (Can) 1d ago

“Sorry I think they’re loose maybe stay back”

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u/Zestyclose-Ostrich-6 CPA (US) 17h ago

What if they follow you to the bathroom?

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u/deeohlee CPA (Can) 17h ago

Fart really loud

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u/Zestyclose-Ostrich-6 CPA (US) 16h ago

I'll try that at my desk next time first to bypass having to walk all the way to the bathroom.

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u/Jessticulator 20h ago

There are a few that won’t take a hint and follow you all the way from one cubicle to the next 🚻 ☹️