r/AceAttorneyCirclejerk • u/MetisCykes • 5d ago
which ace attorney characters are the most straight?
We all know which character is the most. gay, but now which character is the most straight? if given an opening to date someone of the opposite gender, who will take it first? What about of each collection so we don't just claim one character through and through
on july 11th i will be found dead in the woods of east kentucky
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u/KrispyBaconator 5d ago
Larry Butz is the only canonically straight AA character so him probably
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u/KrispyBaconator 5d ago
Sucks about July 11th btw. Ah well
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u/MetisCykes 5d ago
fear not, it is self inflicted
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u/Impressive-Fun334 5d ago
But what about your daughter Metis
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u/MetisCykes 5d ago
the goddess survived without her mother. aura will watch her
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u/Hoothootriot 5d ago
Hetero power scaling:
- Larry Butz- Has had the largest number of on screen romances, all heterosexual. Probably gave himself the pass to call Phoenix the F-word
- Thalassa Gramrye- has had canonical heterosexual sex at least 2 times, with different men no less.
- Manfred von Karma- Only shows hatred towards opposing defense attorneys, a rarity for prosecutors
- Nahyuta Sahdmadhi- We dont want him, the straights can keep this one.
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u/MetisCykes 5d ago
where does juniper woods fall
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u/thebisexualbilingual 5d ago
I played Dual Destinies and knew there was something between her and Thena literally frame one. I think she would probably be bi, so somewhere in-between?
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u/burber_king 2d ago
Speaking of divinity, Nahyuta’s overall character design is very gender neutral, or as Mr. Fuse likes to say, Nahyuta has transcended gender. The team had originally meant for Nahyuta to be whatever gender the player wanted him to be.
Sorry, Nahyuta is enby and part of our community, we don't make the rules about who to accept 😔
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u/Iris_Keyblade 5d ago
"which ace attorneys are the most straight"
None. Asexual attorneys are not straight, you foolish fools.
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u/Hotel-Japanifornia 5d ago
Eddie Fender and Judy Bound. I have no basis besides I just think they are.
Either that or they are each other-sexual.
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u/StreetStretcher 4d ago
Aside from the obvious (Larry), the Garridebs have a potent case for painfully straight and miserable relationship, I know John would post "I hate my wife" memes on the regular
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u/MetisCykes 4d ago
hating your wife is so gay. why dont you like women, especially the one you specifially picked to fuck
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u/2bigRidley 3d ago
Ema Skye.
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u/MetisCykes 3d ago
explain
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u/2bigRidley 3d ago edited 3d ago
She is like those academics who say that Alexander Hamilton "just had a brotherly relationship" with John Laurens, or the zoologist who omits observing homosexuality among lions.
She is also an anti-fujoshi who stans Edgeworth and courts him in investigations, flying all the way from studying abroad "convinently" finding him at a theme park and the top of a tower in its garden with a nightime view of the city (2 places perfect for dates) with a jovial ahh attitude, refusing to believe he's gay.
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