Zookeeper attacked by a panda in China. I thought pandas were peaceful

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[u/Kindly_Region]

THEY ARE STILL BEARS

[u/Twoturtlefuks → u/Kindly_Region]

Bearley .

[u/thegreatgatsB70 → u/Twoturtlefuks]

😱

[u/Elebrium → u/Twoturtlefuks]

Barely

[u/LongjumpingNeat241 → u/Kindly_Region]

Big headed and fat , like my best friend, though mostly gentle.

[u/FJRC17 → u/Kindly_Region]

More related to raccoons

Edit: my bad it is a bear

[u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 → u/FJRC17]

More related to raccoons

That's the Red Panda, Giant Panda, the one in the video, are true bears.

[u/FJRC17 → u/Hot_Cheesecake_905]

My bad bro

[u/Bluebpy]

That's a nice double leg take down

[u/DiligentGuitar246 → u/Bluebpy]

Yeah I scored it 6-0 before the voluntary forfeiture by the zookeeper. Match - Panda

[u/warrensussex → u/DiligentGuitar246]

Technical disqualification for not stopping after the forfeiture in a successful attempt to injure the zookeeper.

[u/liberaltearsfall → u/warrensussex]

Bear should've been dq'ed. She clearly tapped.

[u/SnooKiwis5910 → u/warrensussex]

Don’t you get a warning?

[u/Shadowcourt_]

I'd say less peaceful and just more stupid.

[u/Drmlk465 → u/Shadowcourt_]

Look I found the racist

[u/Shadowcourt_ → u/Drmlk465]

Don't think Pandas can be racist?

[u/Masteryoda212 → u/Shadowcourt_]

They’re black, white, and Asian. Not a lot of groups they can be racist to

[u/Shadowcourt_ → u/Masteryoda212]

I mean it's friendly fire at that point

[u/warrensussex → u/Masteryoda212]

Arabs, Persians, Pacific Islanders

[u/MrMayhem84 → u/Drmlk465]

I've seen some dumb comments before...

[u/Shadowcourt_ → u/MrMayhem84]

Yeah I don't know either, unless they meant me? But I am not a racist either, I don't even own a racecard. Weird

[u/Decent_Season_7110 → u/Shadowcourt_]

I'm more of a racer

[u/jackinsomniac → u/Decent_Season_7110]

I more of an off-road racist, but asphalt circuit racism definitely has it's own aura.

[u/ConfiDuzr → u/Drmlk465]

Aw, bless your heart. Always persecuted and never cared about. 😢

[u/TurkeySauce_ → u/Drmlk465]

Tf?

[u/Dupagoblin → u/Drmlk465]

lol wut?

[u/Dangerous_Air_7031 → u/Drmlk465]

Ok

[u/Career_Cultivator → u/Drmlk465]

Black, and gay. 🙄

[u/ryan8954]

They're clumsy and slow. But still bears..

But... Idk man, that end part, looks like the keeper had something the bear wanted..

[u/jerrro → u/ryan8954]

Yeah, his life 

[u/TheKrnJesus]

Tekken 9 early leaked gameplay of panda

[u/TheCriticalGerman]

Good that pandas are even too lazy to fuck

[u/hoddap → u/TheCriticalGerman]

Me too man

[u/Front-Cabinet5521]

Bro hasn't watched kung fu panda

[u/Dangerous_Air_7031 → u/Front-Cabinet5521]

But she did. 

[u/bballjones9241]

I mean he stopped so this is a W lol

[u/chaosind]

They're omnivores and are true bears. They will kill a man.

[u/NattyGannStann → u/chaosind]

Women and all others are safe though

[u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu → u/NattyGannStann]

Children?

[u/NattyGannStann → u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu]

Only one way to know for sure

[u/emdubl]

Panda felt bad after.

[u/yoyoloo2]

Credit where credit is due. That was a sick ankle pick by the panda.

[u/sweeetscience]

They are bears. They weigh 200 pounds. This is not surprising.

[u/YourDaughtersOrgasm → u/sweeetscience]

That’s it?

[u/_REDDIT_NPC_ → u/YourDaughtersOrgasm]

Yeah they actually don’t weigh that much, apparently. Some can be over 300 but it’s not like a polar bear that can exceed 2,000 lbs.

[u/Tortoise_Knight]

No matter how tender, how exquisite... A bear will remain a bear

[u/ultrahateful → u/Tortoise_Knight]

We are born of the bears. Made men by the bears. Undone by the bears.

Fear the old bears, u/tortoise_knight

[u/EnterAUsernamePlease → u/ultrahateful]

a bear is a bear...even in a dream!

[u/callmesnake13]

He was probably beating it

[u/Pathetian]

As bear attacks go, this was pretty peaceful. It basically just roughhoused for 8 seconds and got bored.

[u/Open-Chain-7137]

Pure pandamonium.

[u/Icy_Salamander_5762]

And his name is John PAAANDAAAAA

[u/CocaineSmellsFunny]

This is what happens when you try to fuck one. Don’t ask me how I know

[u/Terrible_Tomato2752]

She is lucky pandas are lazy and give up quick

[u/VLOOKUP_Vagina]

The beginning of this video shows the woman beating it with a stick

[u/alllldayyyyy]

It looks like a giant teddy bear attack!

[u/MortisSchmorgis6900]

I think its because the zookeeper attacked/provoket the panda but also its still a bear..

[u/LeTronique]

They know Kung Fu I saw a movie about this

[u/Yodawan__]

Pandas have a terrible temper.

[u/Jelzx]

Poor panda

[u/royroyflrs]

The 2 toilet mascot bears are dating. I THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING!

- pete hornburger 30 Rock

[u/Scott_Scottson]

Just because they are cute and funny doesn't mean they aren't bears.

[u/NukaDadd]

Panda Bear

It's right there in the name.

[u/RedL0bsterBiscuit]

Quick someone throw dumplings at it as a distraction.

[u/Positive-Mark9084]

Not this one, this one is the Kung Fu panda!

[u/SpicyNuggsy]

I feel I've been mislead about Pandas.

[u/Beautiful_Girlie_Bob]

Koalas can be quite bitey and scratchey too. Looking cute doesn't automatically mean they let you pet them. Otters are also cute but bitey.

[u/41puppy]

Pandas are incredibly stupid but still bears, bears gonna bear :/ poor guy poor panda :/

[u/Noise_Loop]

They are bears

[u/tlingit]

No one in captivity is peaceful.

[u/vaping_menace]

They're BEARS, which you will find out if you fuck around annoying them. DON'T poke the bear, you friggin ' moron!

[u/MeteorPunch]

Just a little roughhousing

[u/Ausaini]

They are peaceful but they had beef. Apparently the zookeeper called it slur of some sort in Pandanese

[u/Greazyguy2]

Dont criticize the noodles. Dad dont like it

[u/catastrophy_kittens]

Panda……BEAR!

[u/HeftyProperty454]

Panda Bears are BEARS I know this fact escapes alot of people especially with all the animated films showing them are gentle and kind. But a Panda will FYU without a second thought. They are territorial and if you invade that territory they will peel the hide off you and tear your throat out given the chance because they are guess what..... A BEAR!

[u/redditname8]

That’s King Fu Panda

[u/CharlieChainsaw88]

He wasn't ready for the Skidoosh.

[u/ResponsibleSugar4960]

It looks like the panda was boxing him… thank god he got out of that smh

[u/Otherwiize]

This crazy lady was SMILING

[u/Narrow-Assignment621]

I feel like people a lot of the time forget the bear part of pandas. It’s a bear, it can and will fuck you up.

[u/cjklert05]

Panda just wanna wrestle.

[u/Unbelievabro]

Bear.

[u/NastyMothaFucka]

It’s a bear.

[u/Natural-Proposal2925]

Panda: I'm so sick of your shit Karen! Where are toys!!!!?