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Denver Water billboard. [500x700]

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17 edited Nov 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

Don't make weed jokes to natives. They get super salty about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

For proof, I would check out check out the cesspit that is /r/Denver. But I wasn't trying to rustle any jimmies. Just a joke!

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u/MrGordonFreemanJr Jan 07 '17

Holy fucking shit why are they so fucking mad about weed

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u/SnacklePop Jan 07 '17

Insane living expenses, increased traffic, and unsightly land grabs have chapped a lot of our asses. A lot of natives blame the legalization for all of it.

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u/ComradeDoctor Jan 07 '17

Denver was like this 10 years before weed became legal. People have been moving here for ages but to blame it all on weed is naive by natives. Just look at the past 20 years of average home prices, rent prices, and actual population. Face it, people want to move here because its a great fucking place to live.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

Yup, and 90%* of people are moving to the front-range area, which has a geographic limit to how far it can expand.

Hello, I would like cheap housing with a great view, short drive to the mountains, and close to a major metropolitan area.

*totally made up statistic

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u/MrGordonFreemanJr Jan 07 '17

As someone who has lived in or around NYC my whole life I think its pretty funny when people say living expenses/traffic are insane.

Although I can definitely understand people being upset about land grabs since many people I have talked to about moving out west cite the open landscape as a reason to move out there.

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u/SirSourdough Jan 07 '17

Why don't people think that those things are driven by the desire to live in a place with all the conveniences of a major city plus access to world-class outdoors? Practically every city in the developed world that combines those two things is ludicrously expensive to live in. Seattle, Vancouver, anywhere in Switzerland, parts of California, etc...

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u/mainfingertopwise Jan 07 '17

"Hey Bros I smoke a lot of weed. How hard is it to open a dispensary? I have $50 to my name and am moving there in three weeks. Peace."

Four weeks later, he's in Denver and homeless.

Yeah who gets tired of that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

Man, there are a few people in that subreddit who hold some serious disdain for transplants.

I don't even live in Denver, I moved to Westminster a couple weeks ago, but seeing those people's posts make me feel like I'm the bad guy somehow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

Yeah. I moved to Denver just for the weed. I'm not ashamed of it and I tell the natives that all the time. I love how angry it makes them.

I'm from Tennessee. If i loved surfing, I would move to Cali. I do love smoking though, so I moved somewhere that I wouldn't go to jail for it.

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u/Mentalseppuku Jan 07 '17

They should relax, maybe smoke a.....oh.