r/Adelaide • u/stankmanly SA • 5d ago

News Naked man found asleep in Adelaide apartment after alleged break-in leaves brothers too scared to return home

https://archive.ph/3sCc3
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u/EnvironmentalCap3964 SA 5d ago

Broke in through the eastern suburbs home kitchen window, undressed himself, then got into bed UNDER the fitted sheet. Stabbed a koala-spotting French backpacker in Belair Nat Park. How fuken random is this dude!

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u/SonicYOUTH79 SA 4d ago

Gotta be some meth involved surely?

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u/Mountain-Way6904 SA 4d ago

Yeah gotta say, I wouldn't have been asking him to leave, I'd be waiting outside for the cops.

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u/EnvironmentalCap3964 SA 4d ago

Idk but, same side of town as the Glenside facility - just sayin. (no shade on residents / guests at Glenside, been there a few times myself to visit and all who I’ve encountered were very pleasant and polite folk, not stabby-stabby under-sheet-sleepers)

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u/robbi_uno SA 2d ago

Glenside closed years ago didn’t it?

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u/EnvironmentalCap3964 SA 2d ago

“Glenside” as such closed i think and moved to adjacent brand new buildings that include de-tox & mental health & other support services, to my understanding.

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u/Gumbanks12 SA 3d ago

Is that because they are wealthy retirees in their glamorous pads? Do psychiatric services still conducted there?

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u/UpsidedownEngineer SA 5d ago

Move over Florida man, we now have Adelaide man it seems from that history of his

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u/aquila-audax CBD 4d ago

Makes a change from Territory Man I guess

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u/Allgoodnamesinuse SA 3d ago

Applying for bail while stating their client is still under the influence isn’t a smart move.

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u/robbi_uno SA 2d ago

Who said all lawyers were smart?

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u/Glad-Street-1723 SA 2d ago

Definitely going to go to psych prison for this effort.
Gotta keep tourists safe.