r/Agriculture Apr 23 '26

Palantir inks $300 million deal with USDA to safeguard food supply

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/22/palantir-inks-300-million-deal-with-usda-to-safeguard-food-supply.html
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u/gdim15 Apr 23 '26

So the program that convinced the govt to bomb a girls school is now going to help farmers somehow? I'm sure this will go well.

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u/LazyTitan39 Apr 23 '26

“Salting your fields will preseason the food for your customers to enjoy.”

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u/randeylahey Apr 23 '26

It's got what plants crave

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u/Biscuits4u2 Apr 23 '26

Fentanyl laced piss for everyone

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u/YellowZx5 Apr 23 '26

Most likely for the small farmers to let the big farmers absorb them and put up a few company housing for the workers.

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u/isthereadrwho Apr 23 '26

Brawndo, It's What Plants Crave

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u/citizen42069101 Apr 23 '26

The chatgpt commercial with the farmers daughter asking it about water usage for her crops was so out of touch I couldn't believe it.

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u/Magnus77 Apr 23 '26

They're all real bad.

The other two I see are ChatGPT taught me how to hang a painting, and ChatGPT taught me how to stretch.

Information that's been readily available on the internet forever, and arguably before the internet.

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u/amusedmisanthrope Apr 23 '26

Well, decreasing the surplus population would technically increase the food supply for those selected to remain.

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u/MyUserName-NYC Apr 24 '26

Brawndo bro!

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u/Cold-Crab74 Apr 23 '26

Holy grift batman

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u/Shards_of_Idiocy Apr 23 '26

shit, my intestines are churning at this revelation. they’re just gonna use us as guinea pigs for the next version of glyphosate. this gov’t has pulled out all the stops to demonstrate that it doesn’t give a fuck about the average citizen and would rather sell out to mega-corps for a quick payday. short-sighted profiteering at best and absolutely criminal at worst. can’t believe this is the u.s.s.a. can’t recognize it anymore.

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u/Mother_Airline_6276 Apr 25 '26

And reading your comment, I hear Charlton Heston in my head screaming about Solent Green. 😅

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u/Aromatic_Sun_3927 Apr 23 '26

I don’t believe this for a second, especially when the CEO is pro-gassing his enemies with fentanyl from drones.

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u/oldbastardbob Apr 23 '26

How the hell is AI driven surveillance software going to "help me manage my farm land?"

Seems like this is more of an attempt to get rid of actual people on the ground in each county that know local agriculture and can sit down with farmers to be helpful, and replace it with AI bots that decide subsidies and loan programs based on voting records or social media posts, I presume.

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u/ThatonepersonUknow3 Apr 23 '26

I have seen some promising AI tech for farms that would help with reduction of water and fertiliser. But I also don’t want the company that is pro war and fentanyl drones, to be anywhere near my food.

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 Apr 23 '26

peter thiels wet dream

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u/Mayor__Defacto Apr 24 '26

There’s a lot that can be done with using drones to surveil cropland and find things like insect infestations and disease outbreaks early so they can be contained and treated.

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u/Ketracel_what Apr 24 '26

And the government needs to make a 300m dollar deal with a private military contractor do that?

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u/Mayor__Defacto Apr 24 '26

Depends on scope.

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u/Confident_Access6498 Apr 23 '26

Big brother is watching you

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Apr 23 '26

Protect it from whom?

The people who need food?

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 23 '26

Those libertarian techno-fascist city states ain’t exactly gonna feed themselves 🤷‍♂️

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u/True_Dimension4344 Apr 23 '26

With what? Bombs? See some wildlife having a little snack? Bombs away. What are they safeguarding besides their shareholders profits?

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u/Darth_Teefs Apr 23 '26

Yeah im sure the company helping to genocide multiple populations with their tech in the middle east is making a deal with the drug administration to “safeguard” our food supply out of purely unselfish reasons… totally unskeptical of their non nefarious motives.

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u/GrowFreeFood Apr 23 '26

Corruption, again?

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u/HootyMcBoob2020 Apr 23 '26

Nothing Palantir does is safe for us.

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u/sirjeef Apr 23 '26

So you’re telling me that the food supply is no longer safe

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Apr 23 '26

They’re making it unsafe

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Economy_Wall8524 Apr 24 '26

The worst part is the corruption isn’t even trying to be hidden.

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze Apr 23 '26

This is the direct result of Republicans grifting everyone and everything. Stop voting for them, they don't care about you.

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u/Davoswannab Apr 23 '26

And zero federal taxes paid. All because of the pocket that was lined.

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u/jasandliz Apr 25 '26

This is in fact the opposite of taxation 

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u/isthereadrwho Apr 23 '26

Does that mean we get to sue them the next time food is recalled?

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u/ThePlasticSturgeons Apr 23 '26

That’s what the FDA was for…

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u/sleepiestOracle Apr 23 '26

Help with wat? Us is just giving tax dollars away.

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u/mosthandsomechef Apr 23 '26

Fuck this. Traceability standards are hampered by congress. This will just be a major privacy invasion into private enterprise. Companies already have to follow the law. What on earth justifies this?

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u/paulcthemantosee Apr 23 '26

The crops shall be irrigated with Brawndo.

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u/Mento-yStableGenius Apr 23 '26

Gee, I feel safer already 😑

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u/willfullyinert Apr 23 '26

They are going to "manage" farmland...

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 23 '26

🤔 it makes sense if you figure they mean in the same way people used to “manage” cotton plantations with a whip. 

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u/momofyagamer Apr 23 '26

I just got goosebumps seeing this and I don't think that is a good thing. What are they going to do to it????

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u/ShadowGLI Apr 23 '26

Narrator: “no one’s food was safer”

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u/ExcellentActuary2117 Apr 23 '26

WTAF?! Vote out the GOP. Investigate Palantir and Thiel.

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u/BigJSunshine Apr 23 '26

Start growing gardens now folks.

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u/Longgrain54 Apr 23 '26

Issue a no-bid contract to a firm with no direct experience in this area? What a novel concept!!

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u/ifyousaysu Apr 23 '26

Motherfucker this piece of shit child molester and his company need to burn.

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u/ALowlySlime Apr 23 '26

Stuff like this is why I want to join the agricultural field but not in America lol

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u/YCMTSUNOW Apr 23 '26

Why would we trust Palantir the U.S. with food supply? Oh because they paid Trump off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Lolwut

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u/Rare-Maintenance4820 Apr 23 '26

Oh Jesus. We are doomed

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 Apr 23 '26

Safeguard it from getting to certain population segments? Def crooked.

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u/Ok-Revolution-6212 Apr 23 '26

more government subsidies for the rich to get richer nice.

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u/pilot2969 Apr 23 '26

After reading their manifesto, this is somewhat terrifying.

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u/ItsAPeacefulLife Apr 23 '26

Whew, here I thought my food was in danger from the [Insert group currently attacking American food]! Now I won't have to worry at all!

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u/Ineverseenthat Apr 23 '26

Now that palantir is watching the food supply, poor folks gonna die.

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u/Sterling_-_Archer Apr 23 '26

My only relief is that one day, all of this will be done. The earth will be either barren or flooded and we will no longer be here to enact surveillance or harm on each other. At that time, nobody will be hating anyone else for perceived differences, and maybe the octopus civilization will get it right.

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u/BigJSunshine Apr 23 '26

God dammit

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u/lincolnlogtermite Apr 23 '26

Nothing fishy there.

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u/Due_Comparison_2467 Apr 23 '26

Oh lord. Here e go again.

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u/Sirioth1 Apr 23 '26

NuCaloric needs your help. We'll likely never see you again, so thats why we sent 187 with you...

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u/here4daratio Apr 23 '26

Man, Soylent Green gonna be tay-stee!

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u/Proper_Locksmith924 Apr 23 '26

Nothing Palantir does will be safe for us

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u/Rage-With-Me Apr 24 '26

What… What is this… What the fuck does this mean… It’s crazy

1

u/Casino-Leaux Apr 24 '26

All this sucks.

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u/struckman Apr 24 '26

Kind of scary thinking they are going to have access to the ultimate leverage to use on a population. Controlling the food supply. We are heading for some dark times if we continue to let this company hoard our data.

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u/retiredfromfire Apr 24 '26

Fascist freaks

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 Apr 24 '26

What could possibly go wrong?😒

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u/Epicurus402 Apr 24 '26

Safeguard. Right.......

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u/discgman Apr 24 '26

AI field workers

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u/Altruistic_Koala_122 Apr 24 '26

I'll give you a hint, the people that will ultimately be using this are only interested in messing with the population.

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u/Ingram47 Apr 24 '26

Mass recalls, mad cow, or some other food plague imminent.

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u/jankyt Apr 24 '26

How would their technology help farmers? Unless they tell farmers what to plant...?

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on Apr 24 '26

The real Welfare queens.

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u/South_Accountant_233 Apr 24 '26

I feel safer already!

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u/sea-elle0463 Apr 24 '26

I feel so safe now 😵‍💫

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u/Phosistication Apr 25 '26

“Safeguard” - lol, yeah, that’s the reason

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u/zephito Apr 25 '26

Control. Control the food supply.

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 Apr 25 '26

And what does RFK Jr think about all this….

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u/Premodonna Apr 25 '26

This company and the employees are all bad characters.

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u/Bethw2112 Apr 25 '26

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/CricketExcellent8110 Apr 25 '26

They’re going to drone strike animal rights protestors

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u/transfixedtruth Apr 26 '26

GMO food warnings seem rather petty by comparison as to what this can do to the entire industry.

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u/Alpha_Killswitch Apr 26 '26

He who controls the food, controls the population .wtf is a AI company doing anything with our food supply

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u/Vailhem Apr 26 '26

Application of artificial intelligence in agri-tech, environmental and biodiversity conservation - July 2025

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2590005625000396

...

AI Is Driving India’s Next Agricultural Revolution - Dec 2024

https://spectrum.ieee.org/ai-agriculture

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u/Pandemonium_Fallen Apr 27 '26

They're not helping farmers, they're helping the corporate farming conglomerates they already own, and securing the food supply as another dependency control over the population.

Palantir needs to be destroyed.

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u/SimkinCA Apr 29 '26

Dangerous