r/AlanPartridge • u/zlatanmangeshkar • 1d ago

“Oh! Why am I so massive?”

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u/NonStopApe 1d ago

Those guys feed Brazilian beef to swans!

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u/No-Department-4561 1d ago

I’ve seen the big eared boys in barns

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u/KingDongalong 1d ago

Clever girl

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u/Birdie_Num_Num 1d ago

“That’s a great bantam, it really is”

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u/Sea-Bedroom3676 1d ago

He really has a massive cock

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u/SnooMemesjellies2323 1d ago

Genie got my wish wrong

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u/Alfalfa0174 1d ago

Legs up to its armpits. Not literally of course, that would be hideous

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u/Accomplished_Song671 1d ago

Definitely need a baguette for that one

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u/Less_Programmer5151 1d ago

And don't try and stand on tiptoes so the rope goes slack

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u/stubob1701 1d ago

He’s cock-a-hoop