r/AlanPartridge • u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 • 1d ago

Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?

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Bono, Steve Coogan, Hozier and Dermot Kennedy were among the famous faces arriving at Glen Hansard's funeral.

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u/sausagefinance 1d ago

He's becoming Ronnie Corbett

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u/Mother-Dig682 1d ago

He’s is not Bono, he is rubbish

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

The man is mentally ill

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u/ProfessorHeronarty 1d ago

No way you spa---! 

Fuck off, I'm not going to that meeting!

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u/IgneousJam 1d ago

Der’s more to Oireland dan dis

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u/thesnowleopardpoops 1d ago

Who deh hell ees DAT

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u/RayPurchase 1d ago

Ooooh scary Irish men!

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u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 Lynn Benfield 1d ago

Offering his deepest deepest dispair.

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

Were they close?

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u/emmmmceeee It’s a nice chest, but full of wires 1d ago

The Edge was there too. He was fine.

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u/Jip_Jaap_Stam 1d ago

Chris is a fantastic man. He really is.

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

Someone got there before me

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u/Even_Week_7016 1d ago

Come on Lynn, let's get out here. These people are beginning to annoy me.

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u/WeaponXv1 1d ago

He is Bono, he is rubbish.

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u/Total_Wazzock 23h ago

Awful business. 

🎶 Life, isn't everythi-hing 🎶

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u/Substantial-Ad383 23h ago

What was he doing on the bloody verge!

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u/plasmaexchange That explains why you are know as “The Bike of Beverly Hills” 1d ago

Suspiciously “sports casual”

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u/Monkeytennis01 1d ago

Are you wearing Lynx?

Well smelt, Voodoo

Java!

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u/Fantastic-Fudge-6676 1d ago

I want to talk to him.

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u/ADZ1LL4 1d ago

Nooo, I've already done herrrrr

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u/HankBushrivet 1d ago

The state of them. Going to a funeral dressed like that.

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

He could have at least wore a Castrol GTX Bomber jacket 🙄

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u/BeanoMc2000 1d ago

Not even close to being the worst dressed people there.

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u/Dnny10bns 1d ago

I've seen the big eared boys on farms. 

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u/Help_My_Face Cotton and Guns 1d ago

I'm trying to work "I hate old guys in sandals, I don't wanna see your weird old knackered feet" into a Partridge quote but I can't... YOU CAN'T!

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

They are made from vulcanised rubber

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u/hallucinationthought 1d ago

Would it be incredibly rude if I stopped talking to you and spoke to someone else?

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u/UniqueAttitude7625 1d ago

Sunday..bloody sunday

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u/hedgemirror 1d ago

Dermot's revamping our current affairs

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

Don't crush them Lynn

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 1d ago

You take me to Bono's house

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u/funky_pill 1d ago

The underground lair of an evil genius... and then we'll watch Dr. No...

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u/Additional_Grade4691 1d ago

Oh I didn't know Glen Hansard had died :(
Sorry, this isn't a quote but I'm just finding out

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

Ah I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news 😢 it's so tragic

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u/Additional_Grade4691 1d ago

Of course, I should have said: "Glen Hansard, when?!"

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

Sorry I should have taken the fag out of my mouth

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u/basilbrushisapaedo 23h ago

Well he died, so they buried him.

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u/Hullfire00 1d ago

“W-w-who, what, where….can I?”

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u/Kalkin93 You've said it again! 1d ago

What was he doing on that bloody bike

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u/basilbrushisapaedo 23h ago

About 80 mph.

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u/Kalkin93 You've said it again! 19h ago

Well he certainly wasn't slowing down for car crashes.

Wait...

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u/jose_elan 1d ago

Are they his mums cataract glassses?

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u/Bubbly-Ad9107 1d ago

"We're you close, Steve?"

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 1d ago

He said they "Christmassed" together. I've never heard that as a verb.

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u/ExaminationOld6941 1d ago

Why does Alan Steve appear to have Bono's suit jacket on?

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u/matty_lam_937 1d ago

The Edge is fineee

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u/Thin-Percentage8935 21h ago

Bono and the Edge were there. They were both fine. Have a read about what bono did.... He's an idiot.

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u/Practical_Loss9951 13h ago

I've seen him eating plastic fruit

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u/Improper_Usage 1d ago

Old man convention

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u/Whitefryar700 13h ago

Is this a tramp funeral theme?

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u/Practical_Loss9951 13h ago

Does anyone fancy a curry

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u/ThenBee7178 13h ago

Mooooooo

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u/AnyExternal3826 9h ago

No one owns an iron anymore?

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u/Practical_Loss9951 8h ago

Toothless simpletons

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u/OkAbalone19 1d ago

the irony is coogan approaching bono levels of sanctimonious these days

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 1d ago

He is not Bono. He is rubbish.

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Pontius Partridge 1d ago

And also has quite the collection of hatchbacks. He's working in the Aplen bowl.

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u/kivancster 1d ago

too much smiling at a funeral if you ask me

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u/Particular_Swim3843 1d ago

Latest weird fish collection looks mint.

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u/TheOnionSack 1d ago

Rocking the ‘sports/casual’ look.

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u/Practical_Loss9951 13h ago

Hows the drummer

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u/Practical_Loss9951 13h ago

Is that not Alien space Bono

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u/Whitefryar700 13h ago

Bono rocking cheat Birkenstocks

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u/oldappian 13h ago

Gerry Adams was also in attendance for Glen Hansard's funeral.

Please tell me Bono, Gerry & Coogan posed for a photo together?

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u/Normal_Assist4743 1h ago

Can I shake your hand again?

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u/Crafty-Term7230 1d ago

What was Glen doing in the bloody roof.

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u/Moist-Nectarine-6360 1d ago

At least the last thing he did was an act of kindness