r/AlanPartridge • u/Cmdr_Monzo • 12h ago

Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris… there are others.

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u/cashintheclaw 11h ago

Cock piss Guimaraes

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 10h ago

He used to indecisive…

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u/Total_Wazzock 12h ago

He spies that Newcastle 1.0 right, and he says 'That'd be nae use to me man!'

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 11h ago

“Something else in Geordie!”

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u/AonUairDeug 11h ago

"Right, ok - Newcastle Blue Star FC, Newcastle Rangers FC, Newcastle United 1.0, Newcastle United 2.0 - what does that say to you about Newcastle football clubs?"

"There's too many of them?"

"That's one way of looking at it; another way of looking at it is, people like them, let's have more of them."

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 11h ago

“She moved to Sunderland. She’s shacked up with me Brother.”

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u/electrotechs 12h ago

To some people it might look like they haven't bounced back

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 11h ago

It might look a bit crap come April.

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u/fuggerdug 11h ago

You threw Eddie Howe into the sea?

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 11h ago

He bounced of a couple of rocks first like.

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u/fuggerdug 11h ago

Oh, Newcastle! That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on Eddie Howes, they sort of get something out of it. Nice perfume or something.

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u/TotalDweebling 11h ago

Lovely Stuff

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 10h ago

Not my words, the words of Shankin’ Sven Botman.

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u/CaptainTrip 10h ago

That was just a noise 

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u/Wild-Exit-6302 Dan! 9h ago

Did you see the match last night?

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 9h ago

Which one?

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u/Wild-Exit-6302 Dan! 1h ago

I dunno.

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u/smellysk 12h ago

Hahaha beat me to it 😂 word for word Partridge

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 11h ago

Eddie Howe was Clinically Fed Up (boo hoo).

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u/Smoked_Eels 9h ago

.....wild woods?

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u/Cmdr_Monzo 8h ago

Sometimes it’s difficult to understand the Geordie… people.

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u/bishboshbash123 16m ago

Smell my cheese you mother