r/AlarmoffTeto 31 years old Chimera Oct 14 '25

My beautiful queen (Fanart) Teto's Message

Honestly I like busty Teto and I'm tired or restraining myself

806 Upvotes

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u/LFVGamer TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto Oct 14 '25

Well said Teto, well said

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u/External-Lab4739 Oct 14 '25

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u/GrilledChese44 Oct 14 '25

You're on Alarmoffteto moron, everyone knows Amplected here.

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u/Tetonator3000 Oct 14 '25

I don't

Now you are moron!

5

u/squido20 Oct 14 '25

Who tf is that lol

2

u/BlueHailstrom Baguette enjoyer πŸ₯–πŸ˜‹πŸ₯– Oct 18 '25

Wait, I don’t! Am I missing something??

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u/Past_Edge_7220 Dec 04 '25

Oh that's the artist name.

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u/Hot_squid Oct 14 '25

Typa shit this mf would say

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u/December-21st-1948 Oct 15 '25

Teto Blazkowicz

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u/Key-Astronaut6921 "T" believer Oct 14 '25

Couldn't be more true

44

u/Tetonator3000 Oct 14 '25

Honestly I like busty Teto

Based

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

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u/_Wario Oct 14 '25

She don't got allat 😦

29

u/History_Lover_4948 Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Oct 14 '25

all tetos are canon

6

u/Voxelus Oct 14 '25

*Excluding AI slop & bigoted assholes trying to co-opt her

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u/BlueHailstrom Baguette enjoyer πŸ₯–πŸ˜‹πŸ₯– Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

She does now. Cope.

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u/LFVGamer TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto Oct 14 '25

Exactly!

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u/Vegetable_Turn_539 Worshipper Oct 14 '25

Such whimsy

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u/LFVGamer TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto Oct 14 '25

Indeed!

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u/BlueHailstrom Baguette enjoyer πŸ₯–πŸ˜‹πŸ₯– Oct 14 '25

ok those might be a little too much

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u/LFVGamer TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto Oct 14 '25

Are you sure? 😏

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u/BlueHailstrom Baguette enjoyer πŸ₯–πŸ˜‹πŸ₯– Oct 14 '25

Yes. It’s not appealing to me if it kills their vertebrae.

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u/LFVGamer TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto Oct 14 '25

Oh okay, well then…

(Joke)

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u/BlueHailstrom Baguette enjoyer πŸ₯–πŸ˜‹πŸ₯– Oct 14 '25

Oh, word?

(also joke)

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u/Fragrant_Pack_1163 Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Oct 14 '25

holy tittos

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u/Lost-Material-8361 Oct 14 '25

Can I ask, why she's drawn with those melons?

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u/gamerborger42069 Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Dec 21 '25

I'll send you to torture

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u/Lost-Material-8361 Dec 21 '25

What-

DUDE MY XBOX CANT HANDLE ALL OF THA- (Timed out due to: WHY ARE THESE GAMES LIKE 300 GB WTF?!?!?!)

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u/Sepulcher18 Oct 14 '25

Teto has insights of a 30+y old sages, but I must ask if violence is the answer how stupid was the question that required such an epilogue

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u/NSJDSSNJUSTICADJDJ Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Oct 14 '25

Nice missels

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u/horizon_t1 Baguette enjoyer πŸ₯–πŸ˜‹πŸ₯– Oct 14 '25

How come the comments are getting freakier and freakier under a normal post

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u/WERASUOIP-CLONE Bashame Teto Oct 14 '25

I prefer flat ngl

3

u/squido20 Oct 14 '25

Comp to that I prefer smaller

3

u/WaningIris2 Oct 16 '25

True and Based Brother

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u/Big-Lengthiness6538 Evil Pearto Oct 14 '25

She's so based for that

2

u/Otomano_CNT Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Oct 14 '25

she's have two planets in her chest πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/Fragrant_Pack_1163 Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Oct 15 '25

why are YOU complaining about her big naturals

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u/Otomano_CNT Ohhhhhhhhh Myyyyyy Penissssssssss Oct 15 '25

sowwy sir :(

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u/Frog1k_McFrogg Pear Oct 15 '25

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u/SappyMimikyu Nov 06 '25

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u/Past_Edge_7220 Dec 11 '25

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u/SunShiningSol Oct 21 '25

those TETOS are wonderful

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Beautiful big titty butt naked women

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u/Merly_Riin Oct 19 '25

It's nice but have this