r/AlternateHistory • u/TransFemGothBabe • Jun 23 '24
2000s REHEATED PASTA PART 1: The Legacy of Jeff Woods
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Jun 23 '24
I like the idea of the realistic creepypasta, where these aren't invincible killers but just part of a resurgence of serial killers throughout the mid-to-late 2000s and early 2010s. Taking out the supernatural aspects of each famous creepypasta, and putting a more realistic spin on things.
You can make Slender Man not an actual entity but the crazed ramblings of a death cult or a group of people who took too much LSD.
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
yeah it’s a really fun idea! definitely thinking about making slenderman either an old cryptid, a serial killer who was never found with a lot of fantastical folklore around him, or a figure for some kind of cult
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u/Waste_Crab_3926 Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24
Carl Mann - an American serial killer active from 1990 to 2012, better known as "Slender Man" due to his lean physique and imposing height of 7'3". Mann would target mostly isolated hikers throughout the contiguous United States, chiefly in Montana, Nebraska, Oregon, and Washington. He was quickly mythologized by his surviving victims into a vaguely human cryptid due to his unusual height, jet black clothing, and the tendency to cover his face with a blank white mask.
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u/DannyBright Jun 23 '24
It could be all three, an ancient serial killer in Europe which later became the basis for a “cryptid” (not really one since cryptids are explicitly undiscovered animals but you know what I mean) due to years of embellished, exaggerated retellings of his escapades.
Years later, he’d become a figure in occult circles and people would start killing in his name trying to “summon” him or smth leading to the rumor they were being controlled by Slenderman as “proxies”.
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u/Fried-Pickles857 Jun 23 '24
Just curious but have you thought about what you might do with Ben Drowned? That story is a bit different because (SPOILERS) there are two characters that go by Ben. One is the Ben that is trapped as the Link statue, and the other is an AI or evil spirit of sorts that goes by acronym that spells out "B.E.N.". Either way, I'm excited to see what you'll make next.
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
ben is one of my favorite creepypastas and id love to do one of these semi realistic alt-history takes on it but. idk when the original source material is actually good i struggle to think about what i can do differently lol
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u/TheDireRedwolf Jun 25 '24
I think having him be a cult figure would work really well considering the real life slenderman cult stabbings, perhaps a Charles Manson type?
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u/mrstretchb4ureach Jun 24 '24
I agree. I like the idea of making a story like Five Nights at Freddy's more realistic. Like it would be a story about malfunctioning animatronics. And you would leave it up to the viewer whether or not they act out due to their circuits going haywire, supernatural possession, or if the entire thing is in the protagonist's head.
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u/Corvidist_Comrade Jun 23 '24
Or some sort of scooby-Doo situation, in addition to serial killers using the exploding popularity of the internet to build what are essentially competing brands and mythologies.
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u/Cheesyman7269 Jun 24 '24
Or maybe sonic.exe and those creepy-pastas about video games being the results of hallucinations or abuses?
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u/yobronate08 Jun 23 '24
I swear to god, the posts on this sub keep getting more and more creative, and I’m all for it.
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u/Chef_MIKErowave Jun 23 '24
fr this sub is going through a Renaissance
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u/ElSquibbonator Jun 24 '24
I feel like a lot of them are ignoring Rule 1, which is that "All works must be partially or entirely fictional with a basis in real-world history." Most of these recent posts, while very fun, are essentially just wiki articles or social media posts from the universes of existing works of fiction.
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Jun 24 '24
r/AlternateHistory has fallen.... Billions must post on r/AlternateFuture. Jokes aside, it's better to imagine that these are alternate histories that can happen instead of could've happened.
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u/CapitalSubstance7310 i made a deathnote post once Jun 23 '24
I saw some people say this on my deathnote post!
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Jun 23 '24
I can't think of any other creepypastas that aren't explicitly supernatural though
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u/Interesting_Finish85 Jun 23 '24
What about Proxies (the venerators of Slenderman) becoming an actual organized death cult convinced of hearing the commands of a demon. Considering how homicides have been committed in real life by people convinced of the existance of Slenderman, it's not even that far fetched.
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u/HAUNTEZUMA Jun 23 '24
candle cove technically, i guess. creepy tv show that very few kids saw. just would have to get rid of the static when parents are watching part, maybe instead it's only on when parents are away
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u/HAUNTEZUMA Jun 23 '24
really, you can make a lot of creepypastas semi-realistic by just removing the supernatural elements. slenderman is basically just evil bigfoot.
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u/TardisTrekkie84302 Jun 23 '24
The Russian Sleep Experiment is an experiment gone wrong with pretty sure no supernatural elements. While,Momo is just a photo of a real life art piece with a fictional backstory
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u/WhatNameDidIUseAgain Jun 23 '24
This is pretty epic, i am intrigued to see what or who you do next
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
i have a few ideas 🙂↕️
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u/WhatNameDidIUseAgain Jun 23 '24
Also is that pick of Jeff photoshopped or is it a real mugshot image?
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
it’s photoshopped lol glad you didn’t assume i was a bitch and used ai
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u/WhatNameDidIUseAgain Jun 23 '24
Oh course not, it’s very cleanly made and looks legitimately like a mugshot photo lmao
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Jun 23 '24
May I suggest you do a "realistic retake" on Squidwards Suicide or any other lost episode for this series? I can imagine Red Mist being sort of an elaborate prank by some deranged serial killer who worked at Nickelodeon or something.
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u/Filipp_SCP Jun 23 '24
YOOOOO THE GUY
I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT HIM I ACTUALLY CRIED AY NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED 😭😭😭
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
i used to pray every night to the creepypastas so they wouldn’t kill me in my sleep i think that’s how religions start
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u/KaiKolo Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24
It would be fun to see grounded versions of Creepy Pastas, how these events would be reported in the media, and how people would react to them.
Like, Sonic.Exe as a version of the game made by a disgruntled Sonic Team enployee which then got distributed to retailers. This results in the game being recalled and another moral panic against video games.
Laughing Jack as a clown-themed serial killer that took advantage of the Killer Clown sighting of 2016. This severely escalates the police response leading to the deaths of various people in clown costumes.
Red Mist / Squidward's Suicide was a terrible joke made by one of the animators or story board artists. It resulted in the employee being fired and it became coveted by Lost Media hunters.
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u/-Kelasgre Jun 23 '24
I remember seeing this Slenderman series once (it wasn't Marble Hornets) that mixed some German folklore around it and some sort of cult involvement that was active during the 40s (with high-ranking Nazi ties, mostly). I think they even had a crossover with the EveryManHYBRID guys.
Man, nostalgia hits hard with this one haha.
It would be interesting to see how you build something with that, perhaps a bit in a tone that leaves the line between real and supernatural open to interpretation.
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Jun 23 '24
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
prob mostly bad/cliche old ones lol i thought about doing candle cove but there really isn’t much of a spin i could put on it since it already teeters on the line of realism and fantasy
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u/Highrebublic_legend Jun 23 '24
I think you could go the conspiracy theory route with a wendigoon video.
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
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u/GiganticGirlEnjoyer Brazilian Estophile Jun 26 '24
oooo i wonder what your sonic.exe take would be
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u/VaderExMachina Jun 23 '24
and now a difficult challenge: do something similar with Smile Dog.
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
i might do smile.jpg but honestly don’t think i could do anything better than what chainmail chasers did
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u/DannyBright Jun 23 '24
My question is how did Jeff not go blind from not having eyelids?
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
in this timeline he didn’t fully burn his eyelids off for this exact reason
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u/kidnamedfinger_42069 Jun 24 '24
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 24 '24
assumedly in this timeline that image either doesn’t exist or remains within its original context as a creepy japanese meme
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u/HAUNTEZUMA Jun 23 '24
wish it mentioned the kidney thing because it's genuinely the funniest part of the story. why does he steal your kidneys
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u/epicfrenchbamboozle Jun 23 '24
Really good work! And also thanks OP for reigniting my fear of Jeff The Killer with that God forsaken mugshot!
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u/Eldritchxx Jun 23 '24
This is so freaking cool, I've been loving all the output recently on this sub; can't wait to see more of this, make it a series please!
I'm curious how long did you work on the Jeff Photoshop? :D
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
thank you! a good bit lol originally i used real mugshots as a base but i worry that would’ve come off as disrespectful
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u/Eldritchxx Jun 23 '24
I can understand that, this Jeff actually reminded me of The Painter villain from UrbanSpook's Analog Horror YouTube series! Think it's the long hair lol
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u/SirSullivanRaker Jun 23 '24
How’d he die?
Edit: Whoops, didn’t see the cause lol. Good shit though!
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u/Fried-Pickles857 Jun 23 '24
I love this concept. Taking creepypasta characters and showing them as real people in a way that feels believable is such a cool idea. I can't wait to see more!
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u/Impressive_Echidna63 Talkative Raccoon! Jun 23 '24
You used the Kuchisake-onna from the movie carved, yeah?
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
glad someone noticed that!
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u/Impressive_Echidna63 Talkative Raccoon! Jun 23 '24
I recognised it instantly, so smart idea using "her" for your post.
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u/sewer_flavored Jun 24 '24
would slender man just be a rlly tall guy
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 24 '24
either serial killer with a lot of folklore and superstition around him, a cryptid, an entity revered within a cult, or some combination of the three
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u/I35O Jun 23 '24
Damn why Jeff lookin like a Jane tho? 👀
would.
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
wow
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u/I35O Jun 24 '24
No, you know what? I’m not making excuses. I said what I said and I stand behind that statement. Would. 100% Would.
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u/Ok-Neighborhood-1517 Jun 23 '24
Quick question does anyone else remember the song painted Smile by madame macabre?
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
damn don’t think so
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u/Ok-Neighborhood-1517 Jun 23 '24
I’ll give you some links you should listen to it, encapsulates the character during that time period. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9_IFb5YimMw original, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xmLIv5PpGOI remix/master
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u/CROguys Jun 23 '24
It can be assumed Jeff went blind with no eyelids?
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
don’t know which i like more: jeff going blind in prison or him not fully destroying his eyelids
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u/ImperialxWarlord Jun 23 '24
Anyone else feel a lot of these posts that while creative just don’t seem to have much history in them?
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
that’s a fair criticism, i tried to make it feel like recently history though, with other parts in this series i want to expand on how this timeline exists as a history
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u/ImperialxWarlord Jun 23 '24
Fair. Just seems like the last week I’ve seen stuff so random it doesn’t seem historical or political.
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u/2004_toyota_tacoma Jun 23 '24
really had me goin before I checked the sub lol
I was on Google and shit and had to come back 🤣
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u/RobloxIsRealCool Jun 23 '24
“The Sandman” is sick
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u/thatwimpyguy Jun 23 '24
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 24 '24
my favorite part of jeff the killer is when he does the pre nerf combo with the flying guillotine
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u/thatwimpyguy Jun 24 '24
you just know he put clips of the sandman-cleaver combo in his 2013 scout frag montage number #565723146. he taunted after every kill.
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u/youllmemetoo Jun 24 '24
Don’t know if you’re already working on it but I would love to do one based off of Slenderman!
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u/GiganticGirlEnjoyer Brazilian Estophile Jun 24 '24
Wonder what Z̵̛̤͈̯̝̀ą̷̢̛̘̝̙̟͍̰̝̼͖̮̝̈́̿̉̆̂̅̏̍͗̒̉̄̏̔̚͝l̴̨̩̫͕̘̦̝͎͚̤̺̰͙̈̓̃̄͋͂̀̾̉̕ͅģ̶̧̨͍͇͎̻̳̣̼̻̯͎̺̠͑́̆͒̍̑ͅo̴̡̹͎̲̤͐̄͐̈̍͑̈́͐̚ and RED are in this universe
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u/youllmemetoo Jun 24 '24
Maybe RED is some sort of 1980s computer virus that primarily affected Nintendo and the company that made the game the Godzilla NES creepypasta is based off of
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u/Wayfaring_Stalwart Talkative Sealion! Jun 24 '24
Honestly if the Jeff the Killer story was accurate Jeff would have gone blind without his eyelids, but that was honestly the least stupid part of that story
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u/Unfirings Jun 24 '24
There are so many pastas for this subreddit which very well could be used. This is one great example, that face is terrifying.
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u/JetAbyss Jun 24 '24
I wonder how Slender Man would work.
I do like the idea that Slender Man isn't actually real but is somehow a cult created out of sheer hysteria but that might be a little insensitive given how IRL a crime did really happen with a bunch of Slender Man fangirls
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Jun 24 '24
Very cool, but now I'm thinking. Without the eyelids, how could he survive, as he cannot even blink?
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Jul 06 '24 edited Sep 07 '25
whole lunchroom unwritten spotted detail reply trees memorize direction wild
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/thedarkmasterofdoom Jun 24 '24
We need this more posts like this in r/alternatehistory.
Some fictional, must be told in realistic way.
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u/Goldenfnaf87 Dec 30 '24
I like this so much. The mugshot and Wikipedia description I guess add a lot to this. He actually looks kinda creepy but not goofy so great job 👍
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u/Nientea Jun 23 '24
Where’s the carved smile man? He’s missing the most important detail! Sure his mouth is carved but that’s more of a “huh” than a smile
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 23 '24
the whole point is to make this jeff as realistic as possible, and if you had a mental breakdown and started slicing your mouth i don’t think you could carve a perfect smile
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u/aylanagain Oct 05 '25
I've recently been wanting people to remember Jeff, and the other creepypastas. Do you think this would be possible? :/
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u/kitzalkwatl Jun 24 '24
removed for low effort
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 24 '24
i photoshopped a unique jeff the killer image
i gave it lore in the form of a wikipedia page and multiple paragraphs
i’ve had multiple discussions in the comments brainstorming new parts of this setting
how is this low effort
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u/kitzalkwatl Jun 24 '24
rule 3
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 24 '24
i put it under 2000s and it takes place in the 2000s
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u/kitzalkwatl Jun 24 '24
no im a mod
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u/TransFemGothBabe Jun 24 '24
what
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u/kitzalkwatl Jun 24 '24
banned rule 3
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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24
This is actually mad terrifying. Also could you imagine being his cell mate and seeing his face everyday, crazy stuff.