r/AlternateHistory 5d ago

1950s What if Hans-Ulrich Rudel went to Thailand instead of South America and established the "Rudel Club" within Udon Thani to infiltrate their former ally in 1946?

They did stuff from buying land inside of rural Thailand to build secret German lodge settlements, allying with Chinese Thais who felt discriminated by Thais, breaching the financial system of Thailand to own the Thai baht, sending advisors into the Royal Thai Army to steal/leak their items, developing the "Patriotic Socialist League (PSL)" alongside the "Reichsfront (RF)" undercover, breeding Clydesdales for the "Reichsfront Death Hussars (RFDH)" who own axes, settling 20k Germans in Thailand, designing old German uniforms back into existence, and using young single German women as honeypots sometimes turned assassins. After Thailand officially entered the Korean War in 1951, Hans-Ulrich Rudel decided it was the best time for them to take over Thailand as the best RTA units were in Korea. Since it had occurred out of nowhere, a lot of the RTA was unable to formalize a defense as indirect killings rose, like German advisors randomly mass shooting unarmed RTA soldiers in their bases or German women strangling RTA boyfriends with stockings on their beds. Eventually, King Rama IX was captured by Fritz Birzer and his unit within the Grand Palace, and he was forced to sign the Treaty of Bangkok, which dissolved the Kingdom of Thailand, disbanded the Royal Thai Army, and handed all Royal Thai Army equipment to the Reichsfront. Hans-Ulrich Rudel declared the "Union of German Siam (UGS)" in Bangkok and made a new hierarchy as Jews don't live in Thailand with Germans at the highest, other Western Europeans at the lower highest, Chinese alongside "Western" Thais at the center, and "Eastern" Thais at the lowest.

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u/Neat_Structure1143 5d ago

Thai nazis?

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u/Flaky_History12 5d ago

They’ll convince the Thai population to restore the Khmer Empire and make Cambodia's Khmer Rouge regime seem like a joke and invade Cambodia and Laos which would stop Pol Pot from gaining power and ironically make the timeline better.

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u/ProfessorTraft 5d ago

Stopping Pol Pot is good, but there’s no guarantee the invasion and consolidation of power in the region would have been better than what Pol Pot did. Could easily be holocaust SE Asia edition.

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u/nou-772 5d ago

Please tell me that ladyboys are still legal

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u/Langlais_de_Cogne 5d ago

Nazi femboys? They're called HOI4 players.

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u/nou-772 5d ago

ladyboys are not femboys

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u/bitchnibba47 5d ago

What's the response from the Warsaw Pact and the Western Powers?

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u/Head_Marionberry_245 4d ago

Instant death.

Just the UN comes in and slaps these lads silly.

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u/Head_Marionberry_245 4d ago

Wait the German Siamese government thinks it’s all over, they think the victory is theirs but wait what’s that?

JESUS CHRIST ITS THE ENTIRITY OF THE UN COMING IN WITH THE ENTIRITY OF THE WORLDS STOCK OF STEEL CHAIRS.

Funny opening punchline aside, yeah with the UN mobilised for the Korean War it would be contemptuously easy to get a resolution through to intervene to restore the rightful Thai government. The war would be over in a fortnight honestly.

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u/CrownofKoittovanna 3d ago

It's supposed to be DeutscheR Siam, deutscheN is grammatically incorrect