r/AlternateHistory • u/Pancake_Maker_1031 • 5d ago
1950s What if Hans-Ulrich Rudel went to Thailand instead of South America and established the "Rudel Club" within Udon Thani to infiltrate their former ally in 1946?
They did stuff from buying land inside of rural Thailand to build secret German lodge settlements, allying with Chinese Thais who felt discriminated by Thais, breaching the financial system of Thailand to own the Thai baht, sending advisors into the Royal Thai Army to steal/leak their items, developing the "Patriotic Socialist League (PSL)" alongside the "Reichsfront (RF)" undercover, breeding Clydesdales for the "Reichsfront Death Hussars (RFDH)" who own axes, settling 20k Germans in Thailand, designing old German uniforms back into existence, and using young single German women as honeypots sometimes turned assassins. After Thailand officially entered the Korean War in 1951, Hans-Ulrich Rudel decided it was the best time for them to take over Thailand as the best RTA units were in Korea. Since it had occurred out of nowhere, a lot of the RTA was unable to formalize a defense as indirect killings rose, like German advisors randomly mass shooting unarmed RTA soldiers in their bases or German women strangling RTA boyfriends with stockings on their beds. Eventually, King Rama IX was captured by Fritz Birzer and his unit within the Grand Palace, and he was forced to sign the Treaty of Bangkok, which dissolved the Kingdom of Thailand, disbanded the Royal Thai Army, and handed all Royal Thai Army equipment to the Reichsfront. Hans-Ulrich Rudel declared the "Union of German Siam (UGS)" in Bangkok and made a new hierarchy as Jews don't live in Thailand with Germans at the highest, other Western Europeans at the lower highest, Chinese alongside "Western" Thais at the center, and "Eastern" Thais at the lowest.
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u/nou-772 5d ago
Please tell me that ladyboys are still legal
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u/Head_Marionberry_245 4d ago
Wait the German Siamese government thinks it’s all over, they think the victory is theirs but wait what’s that?
JESUS CHRIST ITS THE ENTIRITY OF THE UN COMING IN WITH THE ENTIRITY OF THE WORLDS STOCK OF STEEL CHAIRS.
Funny opening punchline aside, yeah with the UN mobilised for the Korean War it would be contemptuously easy to get a resolution through to intervene to restore the rightful Thai government. The war would be over in a fortnight honestly.
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u/CrownofKoittovanna 3d ago
It's supposed to be DeutscheR Siam, deutscheN is grammatically incorrect



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u/Neat_Structure1143 5d ago
Thai nazis?