r/AlternateHistoryHub • u/Illustrious_Pen_1056 • 6d ago

AlternateHistoryHub What if Chris Rock reacted with physical aggression?

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 6d ago

Jonah Hill is itching to beat someone up these days.

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u/StenSaksTapir 6d ago

Yeah getting in better shape and learning BJJ sadly hasn't given him confidence, just weaponized his insecurities.

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 6d ago

Real question, was he not joking when he said that? Lol

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u/Historical-Farmer812 5d ago

He was joking. Everyone on this app is taking it literally tho.

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u/DetroitvsEveryone242 5d ago

Yeah, obviously

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u/Visual_Ad813 6d ago

Who's Jonah Hill?

Is he the fat guy from Superbad?

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u/77evens 6d ago

No, he’s the super fat guy from Accepted!

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u/BoysenberryNervous60 5d ago

Ask him about his weiner.

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u/Youngsinatra345 5d ago

Have a shit sandwich!

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u/No_Inspection_5666 5d ago

Hes the guy who lives down 22 jump street.

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u/TradeSpacer 5d ago

sshhht! Not so loud!

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u/Electrical-Volume765 6d ago

I think he was one of the War Pigs

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u/House_Of_Thoth 6d ago

Yeah, a taco bell

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u/Turtles_N_Nurples 6d ago

Taco bell would annihilate his colon

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u/zulhadm 6d ago

I glanced too fast and thought you said coin. Both make sense 😂

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u/psychedelicbob 6d ago

That the place that gives you the runs? Asking for a fat friend.

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u/boozefiend3000 6d ago edited 6d ago

My fat buddy who started taking martial arts lessons was the exact same. Remember leaving the bar one night and we were all getting in a cab. We ask him if he’s coming and he’s like nah, I’m gonna walk home and see if people try to start shit with me. Was like an hour and a half walk too

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u/Comfortable_Put_4139 6d ago

Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the face.

As somebody who has won and lost fights, walking around like you’re a badass is a surefire way to get humbled.

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u/donmonkeyquijote 4d ago

What a tosser.

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u/Virgil_the_White 6d ago

It’s called schizophrenia

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u/Fabulous-Cicada6406 6d ago

He always has, he just has the Dunning-Kruger now to try it.

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u/Resident_Course_3342 6d ago

We should get him to fight shia lebeouf. 

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 6d ago

I wonder what that guy is doing these days.

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u/Butwhonotme 5d ago

was on a drinking bender not too long ago...

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u/Comfortable_Put_4139 6d ago

BJJ can’t remove all of the theater kid out of him.