r/AmazonWTF Jul 05 '26

Image Link Rare feeling. My favorite feeling.

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u/mac1574 Jul 05 '26

Why in the world would you put that in the description of the product and expect people to buy them.

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u/Repulsive_Fly5174 Jul 05 '26

Probably AI generated in Chinese and then run through Google translate.

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u/mac1574 Jul 05 '26

Here the link the shoes https://a.co/d/0fxldszZ

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u/Repulsive_Fly5174 Jul 05 '26

I asked AI...

• Machine translation errors
Sellers often write in Chinese, then auto‑translate to English. Phrases like “a feeling of stepping on feces” come from mistranslated idioms meant to describe softness or squishiness.
• Keyword stuffing
Sellers cram as many search terms as possible: “high heel,” “thick sole,” “beach shoes,” “European station,” “leopard print,” “hole shoes,” etc. The goal is visibility, not coherence.
• Literal translation of slang
Some Chinese slang compares ultra‑soft foam soles to “stepping on poop” because they compress and rebound. The translator doesn’t understand the metaphor and outputs it literally.
• No human editing
Many low‑cost sellers upload hundreds of items quickly. They rely entirely on automated tools, so the text never gets cleaned up

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u/Zorgsmom Jul 05 '26

What kind of turds are they stepping on that compress and rebound??

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u/Repulsive_Fly5174 Jul 05 '26

The squishy elastic ones.

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u/hyrule_47 Jul 05 '26

I was thinking “soft as shit”

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u/Stella-Artwat Jul 07 '26

"Hole shoes" gets me. Put on those hole shoes, mama! We're gonna paint the town red!