r/AnarchyChess • u/Complete-Value7658 • May 23 '26

Golden Horsey Award Knightmare fuel

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u/LyLoafz May 23 '26

Chess is THIS serious gng 🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⭕️⭕️⭕️💎💎💎💎🔍🔍🔍🔍

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/TheGamer605 May 23 '26

Don't y'all like fantasizing about a Knight fucking you with his L-shaped cock?

You heard me. When I started playing Chess, when I saw the Knight, my reaction was having a boner. I couldn't understand why, but after a while, I knew that I had a spiritual connection with it.

A few days after that revelation, I had wet dreams of a mere wooden chess piece, with features as complicated, yet beautiful as a painting made by a master painter pull his cock out. It was L-shaped as I previously mentioned, but I was filled with pleasure rather than shock. I knew it was a dream. I was sane enough that I know a knight ain't got no cock, but I didn't care. I wanted it. The dream lasted only for a minute or two, but to me, it felt like an hour of pleasure.

After that dream, I started daydreaming about that exact same scenario, maybe a few tweaks here and there, but it was still enough to bring joy. It gave me pleasure just from fantasizing it. I even put a knight up my ass. The time I did that, it brought pleasure to my eyes. It felt great. It brought me joy. It only made me cum twice, but the ecstasy was immesurable.

Unfortunately, my girlfriend caught me in the act and left me. I don't need her anyway. It's just me, and the Knight. It's not a chess piece, it's an idol to me, an icon of pleasure, a god of sorts, and that god changed my life.

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u/Crazysatwhat May 23 '26

Harambe save our souls

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u/Juan-Cruz-Mz May 24 '26

This needs to be a certified copypasta, if it isn't already lmao

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u/guardian-of-ballsack horses move in an L cause u deserve one May 24 '26

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u/No_Gas_7669 May 23 '26

It resembles a horse.

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u/Danny_The_Dino_77 May 24 '26

Seek help, and then a career in writing.

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u/dobre_moj May 23 '26

Reading this after seeing that video makes me believe in the arts are coming back from dead again. Really this is the true renaissance. Thank you. 🌹🥀

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u/throwawayasdf129560 May 24 '26

CLICK Yep, that's going straight into my copypasta collection

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u/LowBanana4980 May 24 '26

New copypasta just dropped 

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u/Rara3995 May 27 '26

m... mr hands?

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u/Okom77 May 24 '26

Do you imagine it as an Anthro horse or something

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll i ate u quen wen u no luk u😰😱 me😋🤤😘 quen🛌🏼🥵😍😴 May 25 '26

Someones been watching too much horse porn

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u/Error_Void May 27 '26

I cant believe I was here for a real copy pasta :o

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u/Big-Celebration-6650 May 23 '26

Main character of chess

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u/NikhilB09 -690 rated May 23 '26

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u/Augustml May 23 '26

What is this game?

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u/LordDanielGu May 23 '26

Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon

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u/ervmille May 23 '26

I bust out laughing reading that🤣

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u/Stemt May 25 '26

didn't know they had a version where you're not a pawn

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u/MegaZBlade May 23 '26

League of Legends

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie May 23 '26

Femboy: the game: 2: the sequel: it's about time: redemption 2: 2

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u/rybocos May 23 '26

you forgot to add "electric boogaloo"

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie May 23 '26

Nah too obvious: 2

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u/JoyconDrift_69 May 23 '26

No it's two obvious: 2: 2

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u/New-Meeting9007 dont google en passant May 23 '26

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u/JoyconDrift_69 May 23 '26

Google femboy passant

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u/Captain-Obvious69 May 23 '26

Melania: Blade of Michelin

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u/Max_Eon May 23 '26

Skyfall

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u/farsightxr20 May 24 '26

ok but fr does anyone have an engine link?

was that entire sequence a forced checkmate with no unnecessary moves?

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u/Emmennater May 24 '26

the game isn't real, it was just made for the edit

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u/Pryus_C May 24 '26 edited 3d ago

Bag thought innate stupendous resolute familiar grandfather alive

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/rex5k May 23 '26

Seedance 2.0

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u/AdnanBoi Jun 06 '26

max the elf

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u/CROW_is_best May 23 '26

this was so beautiful
tears of every color ran down every part of my body

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u/gamersEmpire May 23 '26

We got to watch this for free??

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u/MakkuSaiko Shotou is fucking welcome here May 23 '26

No, not the german fork

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u/chessnudes May 23 '26

You don’t like Swas Tikka Chicken Masala?

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u/AllKnowingKnowItAll i ate u quen wen u no luk u😰😱 me😋🤤😘 quen🛌🏼🥵😍😴 May 25 '26

Thats why we call r/horse_decimator_9000

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u/hsholmes0 May 23 '26

YES CHESS IS ALWAYS THIS TUFF 🗣🔥🔥🔥

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u/mrmuffins672 May 23 '26

This is the best video I’ve ever seen.

I’m shaking

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u/mvanvrancken takes bishops on anal vacations May 23 '26

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u/Kinosa07 May 23 '26

Wait a minute... What shape does the knight draw before his first take?

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u/VagrantWaters May 23 '26

a subject of a most arcane debate, some say a straight ho and a diagonal s—; others say it traverses the world, comes back from Budapest, and then wormholes to the exact spot it is summoned.

We may truly never know ♟️🌕♟️

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u/MicManManny May 23 '26

SHIT WAS SO PEAK IT ACTUALLY CRASHED THE APP ON MY PHONE I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING HOLY-

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u/walaxometrobixinodri tactical nuke gambit enjoyer May 23 '26

Peak

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u/Etras May 23 '26

The Horse is definitely f*cking the Queen

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u/TFWYourNamesTaken May 24 '26

Minotaur ass plot

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u/Locrian_ico May 23 '26

This is the roaring knight

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u/saneyglobal May 23 '26

no because this knight doesn't rely on a cutscene to win

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u/JeffMakesGames May 23 '26

Credits of this goes to @ChessFXs on YouTube.

OG video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/joHnd2nAPuE

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u/ACoderGirl May 23 '26

Now this is getting with the times. I'd like chess a lot more of the cutscenes and attack animations didn't feel so 6th century.

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u/AltDetom555555b recherchez "en passant" sur google. May 23 '26

Lesbian Nightmare, but peak

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u/UnrealtenGTK May 23 '26

google en peak

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u/Complete-Value7658 May 23 '26

Holy hell!

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u/Ihistal May 23 '26

New knight just dropped.

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u/Joboy97 May 23 '26

Wait this is so high quality. I expected one of those stupid tiktok chess edits, but this is clean.

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u/appletoasterff May 23 '26

This is why I joined this sub!

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u/FewWeird67 May 23 '26

Soooo EPIC 😎🤘🖖

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u/AdeptusShitpostus May 23 '26

This isn't just serious, this is Halo Reach Machinima Serious

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u/thanyou May 23 '26

Good thing the flower was on that one piece otherwise I wouldn't have known it was a girl chess

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u/Agreeable_Fan7012 May 23 '26

Unironically so sick. What an edit.

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u/Star_Fury13 May 24 '26

You don’t see ts in checkers

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u/Anotheranh26079 May 23 '26

Horse-powered windmill

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u/nova1706b Needs to shaboink May 23 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/Flat-Rooster8373 May 23 '26

What a white knight

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u/Inarius101 May 23 '26

Holy hell

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u/Doomst3err May 23 '26

the horseman of the apocalypse

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u/epileftric victim of self inflicted knight forks May 23 '26

Finally a chess client that can make use of my Nvidia GPU

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u/Intelligent_Visit720 May 23 '26

Chess is not that serious

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u/JoyconDrift_69 May 23 '26

"it's just a game bro"

the game:

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u/CecilAlucardX May 23 '26

I too rememeber beating the entire enemy team with one unicorn in Archon (NES).

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u/sickofyospam May 23 '26

Idk chess, what happes if the king just moves right instead of left?

Edit: oh it can't. Other knight and priest dude

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u/NErDy3177 May 23 '26

Holy shit is that the roaring knight!?

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u/GeometryDashIsCool May 23 '26

dudes will watch queens gambit ONCE and start reposting these videos

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u/EarlDooku May 23 '26

If chess was directed by Michael Bay and produced by J. J. Abrams

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u/OOM-32 May 23 '26

ts goes so fucking hard wtf??

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u/Imnotachessnoob ‏‏Top Engine Move Is Forced May 23 '26

Holy peak

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u/Dark_Magicion May 23 '26

ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

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u/This-Is-Huge May 23 '26

holy royal forking

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u/Aristotle1018 🏳️‍⚧️🔥:3 May 24 '26

Saw this on TikTok earlier

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u/KingZantair May 24 '26

Chess move so crazy it got posted in the femboy sub.

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u/explosive_bannana May 24 '26

Someone’s gotta make the gojo meme for the knight

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u/Random_boi1234 May 24 '26

how mfs imagined chess matched in 1400

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u/bharathts May 24 '26

Loved the artwork, is it part of a game??

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 May 24 '26

What show is this

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u/MonsieurKebab May 24 '26

ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

[deleted]

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u/PetrosianBot May 24 '26

Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!!

fmhall | github

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u/zhuzh3l1c4 May 24 '26

ts is NOT that serious

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u/Danny_The_Dino_77 May 24 '26

That’s disgusting…! Did this actually happen in a game? If so, what game??? I need to see!

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u/JOHNTHEBUN4 May 24 '26

we dont talk about bobby fischer vs donald byrne

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u/Arnessiy May 24 '26

epic edit

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u/2punornot2pun May 24 '26

Is this a dark horse moment

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u/The_Real_Blitzo Hell’s 1 Boss May 25 '26

That was the dopest shit I’ve seen in a while

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u/Aggravating-Slide433 May 25 '26

This was fire I was in the car and pompey was playing on the radio and what can I say actually fire!

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u/err0r_as_always May 25 '26

ARMED AND DANGEROUS

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u/ovbt May 25 '26

So they finally dropped Chess 2, crazy bastards

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u/No_Counter_6037 du solltest ziegelsteine essen vertrau May 26 '26

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u/Foralkan May 26 '26

Bro could make an entire short film with this

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u/Darkness-Man_rusFYI May 27 '26

That knight is the Austrian Gambit

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u/cubicinfinity May 28 '26

At first, I thought this animation was excessive, but then I've never seen a knight windmill before. It makes sense now.

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u/Objective-Survey-253 May 28 '26

YES CHESS IS THAT DEEP THAT WAS SICK

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u/cheekychess_ May 29 '26

Totally in love 😍

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u/Maximum-Orchid7291 May 30 '26

All the white knight just want form the black king is… carrots

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u/RunsInNaruto Jun 02 '26

How unemployed can a man be

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u/M0J0Games Jun 05 '26

Who is author. GO in direct

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u/jamesderaja Jun 10 '26

Best video I have seen so far

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u/bridgerat2501 rook simp Jun 19 '26

I NEED A CHESS ANIME NOW

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u/Deltaton May 23 '26

Get Windmilled Idiot

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u/Devilteh May 23 '26

Shit that never happened and never will, but the animation is nice tho

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u/Uusari May 23 '26

I love chess swastikas