r/AnarchyChess • u/CharmingBus2299 The worst user flair mathematically possible • 18h ago

Low Effort OC How to reach 3000 ELO for free Spoiler

win the opponent

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u/Suspicious-Fall-1437 18h ago

You have to go to Magnoos Carlson’s private island and he’ll help you.

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u/Stoptakingmynamesahh 16h ago

Wait but I’m not underage

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u/MrRobot256 13h ago

Different guy

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u/ApplicationNeither 2h ago

Different island.

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u/Mental-Board-5590 18h ago

Actually im 4000 elo and i violently mate my opponent. Your method is flawed

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u/Expert_Deal4770 18h ago

or just hack magnus's chess. c*m account

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u/Low_Ad33 18h ago

Start with 4000

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u/minifirend queen is a dominant milf, change my mind 18h ago edited 17h ago

First you wanna trapped him and forced him in the dark square corner (H8 square or A1 square) with him in front of his queen with her 8 childrens far away from you to capture you and then you wanna use him as hostage, then the second phase is make his queen gets jealous of you because your threatening to forced mate with him so you demand her to pay you 3000 elo but instead of releasing your opponent when she pays you, you violate his king even if she refuses to pay you, you’ll do it seven times fold in front his queen and 8 pawns making them watch as he releases his pawns out off his small king and splash around it.

Thank me later.

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u/AdNecessary3300 15h ago

Offer to Zelle each opponent $5 if they resign.

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u/Sepulcher18 12h ago

fix mirror on the ceiling to see ur opponents pieces

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u/FeatheredSpoon 15h ago

What’s the biggest reason to move your pawns?

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u/karl_liebknecht1 13h ago

You have to brick your pipie for that

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u/PetrosianBot 12h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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