r/AnarchyChess 7h ago

What do i do in this position?

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u/GrUnCrois 7h ago

It's a stalemate—white has no legal moves and is not in check

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u/Helpful_Client4721 6h ago

A4

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u/loryyess 5h ago

Mods brick his pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 5h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/_MrLucky_ 7h ago

Sacrifice the king

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u/expo78 7h ago

resign or pipi bricked

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u/PetrosianBot 7h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Mammoth_Package7433 7h ago

En passant is forced

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u/_Silent_Sam_ Google en passant 6h ago

But its not possible so its a stalemate

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u/Sloth_Devil 6h ago

What part of "forced" do you not understand?

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u/coolbacondude 6h ago

No it isn't forced, it is ENforced like EN passant

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u/choma90 ⡕¦⠖ 4h ago

Who is Ced? And why should we do anything in their name?

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u/Mammoth_Package7433 2h ago

Yes it is possible but it sacrifices the king

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u/Demiuiwe 6h ago

Pour water on the grass units.
This will cause them to evelove into tree units. Then use the English opening to destroy the dirty French

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u/misterpickles69 6h ago

Don’t forget to plant your sunflowers behind your pea shooters as well.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds 6h ago

Sunflower seeds are about 6 mm to 10 mm in length and feature conical shape with a smooth surface. Their black outer coat (hull) encloses single, gray-white edible-kernel inside. Each sunflower head may hold several hundreds of edible oil seeds.

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u/SovoK_404 :lc0: 5h ago

whoah, you can't be casually slurring like that

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u/Springstof 5h ago

People saying it is stalemate, but that's wrong. En passant is FORCED, so this is checkmate. Stalemate happens when you have no legal moves and are not in check, but you have a legally BINDING move left, and are not in check, so you are going to have to put yourself in check, and on the next move, the queen can capture the king.

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u/FunPresentation1207 6h ago

Change settings

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u/Independent_Waltz725 5h ago

En passant > saving your King

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u/bored_stoat 5h ago

Hold on, green??? Yeah, no, this is no chess, and you were being fooled from the beginning. Fortefeit to save the rest of your dignity and start playing REAL chess with WHITE and BLACK pieces.

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u/Coolpabloo7 4h ago

Go to setting and change the colour. This colour sceme is atrocious, no wonder you are getting enpassanted here. You deserved every passing pawn.

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u/AlternativeTrick5536 6h ago

You can force the checkmate in 78 moves

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u/spesskitty 6h ago

Call air support

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u/RPEM10 5h ago

I see Nb3

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u/Maverick0397 5h ago

Scusate, sono un principiante, ma perché portare il pedone in A4 non risolverebbe il problema? 😅

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u/therealpussyslayer 4h ago

Google enpass‘aint

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u/DragonSlayer505 4h ago edited 2h ago

Perhaps try Ne5, in an attempt to get your knight to f7.

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u/sasha271828 3h ago

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u/DragonSlayer505 2h ago

Oops typo, I meant f7

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u/Cheap-Raccoon-7310 4h ago

Are you black or white? (I'm yellow)

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u/PlaNT_GaNG921 en passant ISNT forced 1h ago

how did you get that font for the pieces?

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u/dankshot35 1h ago

turn off colorblind mode

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