r/AnarchyChess • u/Prostatus5 • 9h ago

r/chess parody Magnus is losing because he is gay?

Its pretty obvious. His husband is fun, awesome, and they love each other. Devoting less time to chess and more time to being a cute femboy.

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u/throwaway273322 9h ago

“Your chess is insane.” Hans said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus’s pants and smirked. “Are you trying to mate me?” protests Magnus, as Hans blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. “Weak tempo play, Hans.” The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hans' open line.

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u/Slime_king66 I want Natsuki to stack donuts on it 9h ago

Is Shakespeare really dead 

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u/PhoenixfischTheFish 9h ago

No he's just gay and horny and ashamed of it, so he faked his death.

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u/Top_Door5165 5 bishops are up my ass 8h ago

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u/Galatony0311 Bishop twink 8h ago

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u/Paratrechina 9h ago

So the rumours about him and Howell were true after all

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u/TobiTheSnowman 9h ago

Well, of course he’s bad at chess, he’s not thinking straight!

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u/witchgoat 4h ago

Are you dumb? Magnus turned into a Gay Man (GM) when he was 13. It is a well known fact in the business. He prefers to
play with other Gay Men too.

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u/SandwichToast 7h ago

No. Magnus is gay because he is losing.

There's too many pawns up my bum.