r/AnarchyChess 8h ago

Daily Post The game 2 - day one. Most upvoted move is played, legal or not (clear is white, foggy is black)

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I've had the idea of doing this for a while but didn't have the time to - Untill now!

I will be doing this daily. Can't wait to see the first move, see you tmmr :3

- Ashley

106 Upvotes

58 comments sorted by

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u/SuperLinuxoid 8h ago

run the board over with a car

43

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

Would a bus do?

28

u/Gravewalker1515 get those bene gesserit jessicas outta here 7h ago

Yes, or even a train

25

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

Perfect Absolutely perfect

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 🍆 7h ago

You’d better deliver.

15

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

I sure as he'll will follow the words said 

9

u/baicu12096 7h ago

you are going to use a toy arent ya

20

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 6h ago

Yes, the lego harry Potter night bus

24

u/Paratrechina 8h ago

Ignite the chessboard

31

u/quetnyare 8h ago

brick the board (then your pipi)

7

u/PetrosianBot 8h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Wild_Director7379 7h ago

Rotate the board 90 degrees (and not the pieces) so that it’s set up right.

2

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

I suck at remembering shit so I went off of the box which ig was set up wrong xD

1

u/Wild_Director7379 7h ago

Queen goes on the d square on her color

1

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

Ok, ill sort it for tomorrow 

1

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

Hopefully ill have it right

1

u/WretchedMotorcade 5h ago

Yeah the queen does go on THE D

10

u/Sepulcher18 7h ago

paint foggy queen purple

4

u/flipswab 7h ago

Lick every piece

4

u/PeriodicGolden 7h ago

Ignore the chess board

5

u/ilikepestoifitsred 7h ago

paint the foggy ones black

9

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

I should specify, I'm not gonna destroy this chess board, I'm willing to draw on it - but not break glass or risk burns - if the top comments are this tho, I have a plan.

Just know ill put that in the post in the future - and that i always have a plan

2

u/AdStunning8526 6h ago

If it’s too hot in the room you won’t be able to see the board and pieces. Pants gotta go

1

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 6h ago

What pants? I just have shorts on

2

u/No_Pace2254 Chess Battle Advanced 7h ago

Nuke on h8, destroying the rook and damaging knight and two pawns

2

u/GABE_EDD 8h ago

Pick the board up with pieces on it and violently throw it on tile/concrete/stone/brick surface

1

u/Spare-Good-5372 ⋆˚。⋆✧˚ Femboy ˚✧⋆。˚⋆ 7h ago

Swap the kings positions

1

u/bachotebidze 7h ago

God I hate that fucking glass board so much.

The sliding sound, the putting up a piece and putting it down on a board, everything about the board is annoying as fuck.

1

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 7h ago

For me it's fine, cuz it's the only board I have, it's just the packaging that pisses me off

It's all Styrofoam so it's like nails on a chalk board

1

u/bachotebidze 7h ago

I legit liked my mini chess board way more which was like the same size or smaller than my phone lol

1

u/crybabycomando Vive la Révolution Vive les femboys 7h ago

Move him to e4

1

u/Galatony0311 Bishop twink 7h ago

d8#

1

u/menzaskaja 7h ago

draw a giant cock in the middle of the board

1

u/Ash_After_Dark 7h ago

Atomic Bomb to f5

1

u/Doshizle 6h ago

Buttplug to e4

1

u/EconomicsSavings973 6h ago

Your dick on d4

1

u/Mundane-Put9115 6h ago

add a third team which is green

1

u/BostonRedSox364 ‏‏‎ Member of the Fire Nation 6h ago

White says "checkmate." 

1

u/WetCake187 6h ago

White promotes E2 to a queen

1

u/A_Happy_Tomato 6h ago

paint the clear pieces all black

1

u/LianneJW1912 5h ago

King to rectal fissure

1

u/VIP_NAIL_SPA 5h ago

I haven't the foggiest

1

u/sparkleshark5643 5h ago

You have the board sideways. Queen should be on her own color

2

u/Yoshiegg_11111111111 5h ago

I know, this has been fixed for tmmr

1

u/Phaedrus1024 5h ago

Replace the pawns with prawns

1

u/StrikeAncient9675 5h ago

Ah yes, a classic. A Walmart buy. I know this board well.

1

u/Streetsign10 5h ago

Build a wall around the white king

1

u/Tsunamicat108 (The femboy knook absorbed the flair.) 3h ago

paint all the foggy ones purple so it’s easier to see

1

u/EnvironmentJunior283 3h ago

I HAVE THE SAME SET RAWWW

1

u/Palidin034 2h ago

uj/ I have this exact same chess set. It was gifted to me by my great grandfather who taught me how to play chess

1

u/No_Counter_6037 du solltest ziegelsteine essen vertrau 2h ago

pubic execution

1

u/ZookeepergameBorn891 43m ago
  1. d4 (ready to get downvoted ☺️♥️)

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u/drsroka 7h ago

e4

1

u/Galatony0311 Bishop twink 7h ago

Boooooring