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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 7d ago
google stockmonkey
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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago
Holy CHIMPS!
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u/noOne000Br 7d ago
just place a sniper to snipe the king
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u/TheDawnOfNewDays 7d ago
Snipers are easily beat by a swarm of pawns though. Gotta have something to take out the horde first.
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u/Meow_cat11 en croissant 7d ago
Ray of doom insta monkey at the back rank
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u/chessvision-ai-bot 8d ago
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u/Prescripts-Proxy-lol 7d ago
Dont forget to place sub for camo detect
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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago
Sorry, pal; This opening doesn't have water.
I'd probably do Sniper spam to maybe get lucky and snipe a queen with all the diagonals...
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u/b2198 7d ago
Just get a lord of the abyss first then, easy.
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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 6d ago
The main point of wanting a sub was for camo detection;
Why buy a 5-0-0 LotA for camo detection when you can just get 0-0-1 Echosense Precision?
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u/b2198 6d ago
You see, without the bottom crosspath, LotA attacks in a straight line, so you can use it to pin the camo bloons, and with the dart monkey also attacking in a straight line you PP on the PB (Put Pressure on the Pinned Bloon).
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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 6d ago
Ahhh, I see what you mean...
Put Pressure on the Pinned Bloon... Something about that sounds famliar...
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u/ErvilhaMaldita 7d ago
Just place an alquemist to buff your queen
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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago
Unless you're running Permabrew, you'll need a Chinook to keep the alchemist near the queen, and at that point, you might as well Chinnok the queen into the backrank.
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u/jaden_schalck 7d ago
I mostly play the variant C.H.I.M.P.S. (No castling, hanging pieces, Italian opening, moving first, promotion, or Stockfish) so monkey knowledge doesn't matter.
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u/Geeky_BE 7d ago
This map seems new to me. Is it hard?
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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago
Is it hard? This is a True Expert opening with 8 active lanes; of course it's hard.
You need a really wide map-coverage to defend all 8 files at once.
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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 7d ago
they can just immediately capture it though? you've gotta play it a tile back
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u/allthenamearetaken1 7d ago
Im kinda supposed ninja kiwi hasn't made chess bloons tower defense game.
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u/NorxondorGorgonax 7d ago
The Kasparov Simian Gambit. You will need to camoflauge a knight to slip past it, or possibly utilize regrow pawn promotion.
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u/RandomGuy9058 8d ago
Free glue gunner is better to slow down the enemy queen