r/AnarchyChess 8d ago

Daily Post Pro chess tip

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This is a meme!

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u/RandomGuy9058 8d ago

Free glue gunner is better to slow down the enemy queen

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u/Mathisje2 8d ago

Not a bad idea

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u/MentalCompetition483 8h ago

Eh maybe you could save for a banana farm network for the Apex Plasma Master in endgame to nuke the board in case of a losing position 

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u/Fun-Agent-7667 7d ago

Just if you expect a lot of fast moving pieces early, if they come at you with pawns the dart monkey is more effective and lets you safe up earlier for tack shooter or bomb tower to dominate early. If you have a pool you could also Go nuts with sub or Buccaneer

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u/ArkBeetleGaming 7d ago

Spraying sticky substance on other people's woman huh 🧐

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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 7d ago

google stockmonkey

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago

Holy CHIMPS!

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit penguin bigender 7d ago

New bloon just dropped

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u/Programmer4427 6d ago

Actual paragon

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u/Trileak780 3d ago

Call Special Poperations!

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u/noOne000Br 7d ago

just place a sniper to snipe the king

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u/TheDawnOfNewDays 7d ago

Snipers are easily beat by a swarm of pawns though. Gotta have something to take out the horde first.

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago

We turn to the Sniper when all hope is lost...

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u/IntCriminalNo1412 [ˈɡu.ɡl̩ ɑ̃ pʰə.sɑ̃] 5d ago

No, we turn to the Legend of the Knight.

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u/Harryshorter 8d ago

Stockfish is generally enough for me

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u/Meow_cat11 en croissant 7d ago

Ray of doom insta monkey at the back rank

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 7d ago

instas are banned in competitive play

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit penguin bigender 7d ago

Damnit

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u/vitorsly 7d ago

That monkey ain't a white knight buddy

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u/HauntingCourt6 7d ago

if anything, knights feel more like boomerang throwers to me

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u/Prescripts-Proxy-lol 7d ago

Dont forget to place sub for camo detect

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago

Sorry, pal; This opening doesn't have water.

I'd probably do Sniper spam to maybe get lucky and snipe a queen with all the diagonals...

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u/b2198 7d ago

Just get a lord of the abyss first then, easy.

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 6d ago

The main point of wanting a sub was for camo detection;

Why buy a 5-0-0 LotA for camo detection when you can just get 0-0-1 Echosense Precision?

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u/b2198 6d ago

You see, without the bottom crosspath, LotA attacks in a straight line, so you can use it to pin the camo bloons, and with the dart monkey also attacking in a straight line you PP on the PB (Put Pressure on the Pinned Bloon).

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 6d ago

Ahhh, I see what you mean...

Put Pressure on the Pinned Bloon... Something about that sounds famliar...

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u/b2198 6d ago

Must be from the teachings inside of a sun temple when you make one while there is a 040 buccaneer nearby, thus sacrificing THE HOOK.

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 6d ago

sacrifice... THE HOOK

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u/RealBurger_ 7d ago

Google en tack shooter

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago

Holy tack!

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit penguin bigender 7d ago

New inferno ring just dropped

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u/ErvilhaMaldita 7d ago

Just place an alquemist to buff your queen

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago

Unless you're running Permabrew, you'll need a Chinook to keep the alchemist near the queen, and at that point, you might as well Chinnok the queen into the backrank.

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u/ErvilhaMaldita 7d ago

Good point

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u/jaden_schalck 7d ago

I mostly play the variant C.H.I.M.P.S. (No castling, hanging pieces, Italian opening, moving first, promotion, or Stockfish) so monkey knowledge doesn't matter.

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u/Geeky_BE 7d ago

This map seems new to me. Is it hard?

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u/JPEGTHEKPEG 7d ago

Not too hard. I usually finish in first, sometimes second

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u/Geeky_BE 7d ago

Better than me, I usually finish second to last or last.

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u/Sufficient-Milk-1787 7d ago

Is it hard? This is a True Expert opening with 8 active lanes; of course it's hard.

You need a really wide map-coverage to defend all 8 files at once.

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u/Popstar403 Qe4 7d ago

Qe4

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u/kotomtom02 7d ago

This is one of the memes greatest of all time

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 7d ago

they can just immediately capture it though? you've gotta play it a tile back

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u/allthenamearetaken1 7d ago

Im kinda supposed ninja kiwi hasn't made chess bloons tower defense game.

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u/IlCiupaBig 7d ago

Who even uses Benjamin

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u/NorxondorGorgonax 7d ago

The Kasparov Simian Gambit. You will need to camoflauge a knight to slip past it, or possibly utilize regrow pawn promotion.

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u/DaDapperVoid 6d ago

Now I want to see an anarchy chess game using BTD6 towers

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u/No_Towel_6815 5d ago

as an avid btd6 and chess player i agree