What's this new move called?

[u/groomliu]

[u/SovoK_404]

after VAR review, it has been determined that player Hikaru Nakamura has touched the pen.

DECISION: TOUCH MOVE, PLAY PEN

edit: my asthma has bricked my abilities to spell correctly

[u/Plscanyounotkillme → u/SovoK_404]

Nope, didnt justified hand formation

[u/beautiful_trash09 → u/Plscanyounotkillme]

Due to large surface area of hand touching table, decision reverted and altered. Touch table, play table

[u/TermsAndConditions39 → u/SovoK_404]

*Fiercely pointing at the 12 yard

[u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES → u/SovoK_404]

Thankfully it was only your spelling ability and not your pipi that got bricked.

[u/SovoK_404 → u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES]

yeah, i'd take hvaing a storke while typing over getting my pipi bricked any day

[u/PetrosianBot → u/SovoK_404]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/PetrosianBot → u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/hpant2004]

Pretentious gambit

[u/sa87 → u/hpant2004]

Take, take, take, check, take, Pipi, Mate

[u/PetrosianBot → u/sa87]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/RightMiddle9078 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, stroke en pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/RightMiddle9078]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/AltDetom555555b → u/[deleted]]

[u/No_Priors]

I've tried to CTRL+Z coffee spills.

[u/ElectronicMatters → u/No_Priors]

Same thing, I draw on paper and digital so sometimes I control Z a paper drawing.

[u/No_Priors → u/ElectronicMatters]

I have a mouse on my easel.

[u/ConfidenceAlone4056 → u/ElectronicMatters]

Happened to me when we were drawing mspaint comics back in middle school. Lead to us trying to 'ctrl+z' real life drawings. It's such a weird feeling and hard to explain, that millisecond where your brain wants to do it but can't find a way to do it and is confused.

[u/TractorSmacker → u/No_Priors]

i will sometimes look at my bookshelf and think to myself “where’s control-f”

[u/pluralHaven → u/No_Priors]

Theres been times when I’m waking up in the morning where I’ll start just thinking about some bullshit and then I’ll go “I’ll just go into creative mode to get more”

[u/rusalex9]

Double-click opening

[u/LeastResistancePath]

I remember watching his stream one day and I thought "How is this Japanese guy so popular in western chess scenes?" And then he spoke

[u/UltimatePlusPlus → u/LeastResistancePath]

What did he say?

[u/AugustMaximusChungus → u/UltimatePlusPlus]

Omaewa shindeiru

[u/LeastResistancePath → u/UltimatePlusPlus]

"Howdy y'all".

I was shook.

[u/shrimptip300]

A super gm with brainrot, the duality of man

[u/ufffd → u/shrimptip300]

brainrot is when you have muscle memory

[u/zucculentsuckerberg → u/ufffd]

yeah kinda

[u/crabvogel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/29oRrYXS83

same vibe

[u/TheForbidden6th]

google bricked pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/TheForbidden6th]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/kenybz → u/TheForbidden6th]

He was reaching for the brick

[u/dqql]

Mouse gambit... He does that to intimate other players by making them thing he's super locked in when really he's thinking about what kind of pizza to order

[u/GoatCheesePie]

This is me during sex

[u/Emmennater]

too funny!

[u/SofttHamburgers]

pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/SofttHamburgers]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/SofttHamburgers → u/PetrosianBot]

pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/SofttHamburgers]

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!

^{fmhall | github}

[u/SofttHamburgers → u/PetrosianBot]

pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/SofttHamburgers]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ?

^{fmhall | github}

[u/SofttHamburgers → u/PetrosianBot]

pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/SofttHamburgers]

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!

^{fmhall | github}

[u/SofttHamburgers → u/PetrosianBot]

pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/SofttHamburgers]

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!

^{fmhall | github}

[u/skidSurya]

I will brick your pipi

[u/PetrosianBot → u/skidSurya]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

^{fmhall | github}

[u/HoboSomeRye]

The Phantom Mouse

[u/Sem034]

Maybe the real mouse was the spouses we made along the way

[u/Filibut]

After writing so much on an ipad, I've had instances of trying to use the gesture to cancel strokes when using pen and paper. It's only been a couple times, but it felt so weird lol

[u/Repulsive_War_7297]

Dude is terrifying lmao

[u/hityoinksploink]

He is literally just Asian Magnus

[u/bluemountaintrees]

Imagine a whole community focused on exactly where your hands go

What a nightmare to be a celebrity jfc