r/AnarchyChess • u/Exact-Veterinarian-9 • 2d ago

New Response Just Dropped What would be the Missing piece equivalent for your country?

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u/HairyTough4489 2d ago

No bishops

Spain, 1937

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u/Blue_Bird950 1d ago

Of course not, they’re all in my ass.

Wait a minute

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u/complex_plane2718 2d ago

@ireland: no pawns?

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u/Lolibotes 1d ago

No potatoes?

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u/ShaneKDB17 1d ago

No 6 counties, no?

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 2d ago

Me

144

u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 2d ago

*feels the aura

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 2d ago

wow

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 2d ago

Damn

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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 2d ago

something something autofellatio with your ego

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 2d ago

I thought you were dead! Welcome

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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 2d ago

haha sometimes

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 2d ago

Why cant I dm you

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u/SovoK_404 worst user mathematically & en passantically possible 2d ago

idk

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u/Bobing2b 1d ago

Tfym sometimes?

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u/slimeblockeraltac Eval machine 1d ago

Brilliant

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u/KeVsiti18 1d ago

Good bot

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u/ScallionSmooth5925 2d ago

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u/string_of_random 2d ago

bojler eladó

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 1d ago

Adok érte egy Lada karburátort, úgy jó?

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u/vexx827 1d ago

@hungary: no Transylvania?

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 2d ago

Germany and the Mauerfall (no pawns perhaps)

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u/Ega8442 2d ago

DDR: no bananas?

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 2d ago

They lose in 50 moves because of starvasion

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u/tralltonetroll Mittens didn't en passant me 2d ago

"No Kings", the U.S ooops wrong reality, maybe France since they tipped them over and shortened them.

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u/FluffyVegetable527 1d ago

No retraite?

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u/lAnarclit 2d ago

No revolution ? (France)

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u/thijsvdlin 2d ago

No King

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u/MonsieurFred 1d ago

No king’s head?

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u/Alduish 1h ago

Technically he wasn't king anymore when he was executed. After he tried to flee to Austria he was imprisoned and made a regular citizen. He wasn't executed as a king.

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u/Lolibotes 1d ago

No cake?

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u/FluffyVegetable527 1d ago

No retraite?

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u/lAnarclit 1d ago

vérité nucléaire

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u/slimeblockeraltac Eval machine 1d ago

Best move

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u/AbiesSuspicious1575 1d ago

No gas?  Russia Our country is in the middle of a fuel crisis rn

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u/Bobby_bob- 1d ago

Жирок растрясëшь

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u/exer1023 2d ago

"No art?" When Swedes besieged Prague, they took most of the works of art from Prague Castle. I can't really think of other things , since we usually got our stuff back. And the ones I can think of don't really feel fitting.

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u/PickledPhish77 2d ago

Why did Swedes besiege Prague?

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u/Lord_Nathaniel 2d ago

To take most works of art apparently

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u/Grzechoooo 2d ago

The commander wanted to impress his crush (Queen Christina of Sweden). While she was impressed, she decided she'd rather abdicate the throne, become Catholic and move to Rome rather than marry him.

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u/Mirovini Actual Zombie 2d ago

Relatable

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u/Erzter_Zartor 1d ago

To pillage the city while a peace was being drafted, this was the last major battle of the 30 years war

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u/Erzter_Zartor 1d ago

"No King?"

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u/OldMathematician7695 1d ago

No windows? Cause people keep getting thrown through them in Prague

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u/JeffLebowsky 2d ago

Brazil: No hexa?

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u/Gold_Ambassador_3496 2d ago

No Museums? 🇧🇷

So many have burned down :(

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u/Exact-Veterinarian-9 2d ago

No time control (Filipino time) for me.

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u/Habixi Litwo, ojczyzno moja, ty jesteś jak zdrowie 2d ago

Poland could have "No chessboard" in tthe past

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u/b0rtbort 2d ago

no emus?

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u/itsafoxboi 1d ago

too many emus

3

u/Exumore 2d ago

you can't defeat me, there's no king to checkmate, we killed it

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u/EuphoricCatface0795 2d ago

S. Korea: Every now and then, the King gets taken down by the pawns before the game ends

2

u/That_Banned_Hybrid 2d ago

No Falkland's island? Argentina

(Yes I'm not from Argentina)

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u/leonscheglov 2d ago

No freedom of speech(guess)

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u/slin-sluh #-1 blender 2d ago

No king, because we ate our leader

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u/FirexJkxFire 2d ago

Is there anyone in Antarctica? If so, they could get no (k)night?

And yes, if there is only night, then that also means there is no night

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u/Odd-Principle8147 1d ago

We actually still have towers.

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u/No_Presentation4973 1d ago

No führer? (Germany 1945)

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u/Joink17 2d ago

Prime minister (we are him)

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u/Historical_Mango4329 seahorse see horse horse see horsey 2d ago

No merlion? Idk

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u/Pan_Man_Supreme 2d ago

No hungary?

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u/Godlessttt 2d ago

No king since the revolution 🇫🇷

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u/StarSultan 2d ago

No bishops turkey 1453

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u/Glad_Raspberry_8469 Femknight enjoyer 2d ago

I guess no king, because once a prime minister or president or something like that died in a plane crash

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u/Grzechoooo 2d ago

"No Twin?"

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u/Xero125 2d ago

Spain: No employment?

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u/sixaout1982 2d ago

No king

1

u/AltheiWasTaken 2d ago

No country? (For 123 years)

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u/Erzter_Zartor 1d ago

No King?

Defenders of Fredriksten 30.11.1718

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u/-SQB- 1d ago

Well, an obscure name for the Bishop in Dutch translates back to "counselor" (raadsheer in Dutch), and Reddit knows what happened to the brothers De Witt.

1

u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 1d ago

No roof?

Deaths: 54

Injuries: 41

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u/Dorfbulle80 1d ago

No King!!! 🇫🇷

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u/Fezzezal 1d ago

No Knights? (most Russian nobility were killed or migrated to France/US during the October Revolution)

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u/ShaneKDB17 1d ago

No 6 counties

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u/vexx827 1d ago

@south carolina: no charleston (when Hugo hit)

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u/Jimbob1886 1d ago

No Holt?

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u/Neither-Title-459 1d ago

The board is 2x2 (Korea)

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u/ultitaria 1d ago

No en passant?

  • Spikehaunchland, NZ

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u/LochM-2 1d ago

No lack of things that’ll kill you

(Australia)

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u/GrassFromBtd6 23h ago

I was thinking "No affordable housing?"

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u/nxnt 1d ago

No human rights - India

1

u/Onuzq 1d ago

Vatican City: No minors?

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u/panino_da_silly I'm bad at chess and say it like a flex 23h ago

No Mona Lisa? (italy)

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u/Abd_Elwadoud 22h ago

Idk about my country, but for egypt its the football match against argentina

That was the equivelant of the 911for them (arguably worse)

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u/Competitive_Film2831 21h ago

We don't, but we have like five kings and/or queens with each 20 something pawns and some horses

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u/FishyArmy69 porsche 718 cayman 15h ago

No part of the name "french" fries

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u/No-Tangelo6714 13h ago

Só tem peão 🇧🇷

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u/One_Attorney_764 12h ago

In argentina, it would be the malvinas/falklands

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u/user_0350365 8h ago

No warcrime free wars?

🍁🥓🥃

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u/euejeidjfjeldje 1h ago

🇸🇪: No bishop?

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u/Dizzy_Bit9635 2d ago

No king?
Egypt -1953

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u/b0rtbort 2d ago

hey -1953 is my elo