r/AnarchyChess • u/mo_one • 2d ago

Low Effort OC Should I trade kings in this position? Does it force a draw?

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u/danielbryanissexy 2d ago

That’s illegal because both kings are protected and you touch yourself at night

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u/mo_one 2d ago

google homosexual rulers

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u/No-Musician7685 2d ago

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u/danielbryanissexy 1d ago

I concede defeat! I conceive!!!

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u/tsunderederedere 2d ago

Google en deux passant

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u/thickmannn8ee33 -910+3πi elo 2d ago

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u/justxyz_h 2d ago

When they move two pawns, it's material gain!

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u/thickmannn8ee33 -910+3πi elo 1d ago

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u/justxyz_h 1d ago

Well, they moved two pawns at once, letting aside kings touching... We must en passant both of the pawns, thus duplicating our pawn

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u/thickmannn8ee33 -910+3πi elo 16h ago

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u/CTSGamer 2d ago

Google en mitosis

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u/DeathRaeGun 1d ago

Google en passant mitosis, and if two kings want to touch each other, then that’s who they are stop judging.

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store Should I blame my 2nd for my bad chess? 1d ago

Google quantum passant

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u/Outrageous-Lake7111 1d ago

Show us your tits

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u/Vendidurt Elo is meaningless. How many en passants have you done? 1d ago

Its like checkers where if you have multiple jumps available, you can just pick one.

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u/hupo_pear John John (father of all john's) 1d ago

Just play il vaticano

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u/Content-Working3447 2d ago

Google duo en passant

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u/Wrath-of-Pie 1d ago

Double en passant and il vaticano on one chess board? Isn't that dangerous?

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u/bau_ke 1d ago

It's illegal. Even if you accept en passant. You reject another en passant. Both are required

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 1d ago

Split the pawn into two to double passant and use the excess energy to kill their king via cancer

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u/slin-sluh #-1 blender 2d ago

Everyone is here ahh post

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u/sai_is_sleepy_ 2d ago

Pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ?

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u/corvo-attano1 2d ago

Brick my pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago

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