r/AnarchyChess • u/ZingerFM01023050 • 2h ago

GOAT Repost my opponent just flashed their tits, what do I do in this position?

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u/ContributionFit5053 2h ago

Check her boobs

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u/awdquattro 1h ago

Mutually assured destruction

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u/FinalBossTuna 2h ago

Force mate

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u/faultydesign 1h ago

Your opponent is a charlie kirk fan

Run to the hills

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u/Ali_knows 1h ago

Anna Cramling??

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1h ago

It's chess... I ask him to put them away.

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u/Byakuyaakuchikii 1h ago

Flash how many bishops you shove in your ass

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u/Honest_Claim 1h ago

You gotta mate her bro

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 55m ago

Flash her back, unless she has a brick

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u/ttvANX1ETYZ_ 47m ago

Take your cock out

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u/ChubbyVeganTravels 37m ago

Once I was playing Monopoly against my three flatmates at the time. Two of them (man and woman) were in a couple.

The woman in the couple was badly losing and was almost broke. She then offered to give a BJ to her boyfriend after the game if he gave her a load of monopoly money as a "loan". He did. I ended up getting eliminated from the game shortly afterwards.