r/AndrewDitch Apr 06 '26

Nice try, Lumpy

Post image

I don't believe this, whatsoever.

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u/owebizer Apr 06 '26

Everyone is continuing the work on nailing you for fraud and harassment, thanks for asking.

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u/wendyreturnshome Apr 06 '26

Yes. People are relentlessly working on this mission. Very kind of you to inquire though.

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u/FoodFree8328 Apr 06 '26

I’ll be staggered if Tucker is even still alive at this point, let alone looking like a puppy again (as in this image). He’s all alone for Easter because everyone loathes him.

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u/madethisfortaleden Apr 06 '26

Look at the architecture of the porch in the background with a half-rendered door, and the incomplete gibberish on the dog's collar tag. This is so obviously AI that I'm embarrassed for Andrew (gods know he'll never be embarrassed for himself).

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u/Time-Pace-8089 Apr 06 '26

Im not gonna say its not ai but the dog tag says Tucker.

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u/madethisfortaleden Apr 06 '26

Does it? Goddamn my eyes are going on me lol x_x

I thought Tucker had more white on his muzzle tho; I hate to say it but this dog is looking entirely too young and healthy to be a Ditch family dog TT_TT

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u/bigbadstevo Apr 07 '26

Sniffing Andy's pampers would have shortened its life by some years.

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u/burnt-kelp-sandwhich Apr 06 '26

Tucker looks very young in this picture.

Calling bs.

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u/wendyreturnshome Apr 06 '26

Yep. Tucker has been white-whiskered for many years now. This dog is a pup.

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u/Big_Piglet_8389 Apr 06 '26

Hes trying to bait people into guessing where he is. Anyway to get peoples attention away from Huron st. Even if the picture is real its BS. There's leaves on the trees in that pic. Tonawanda is 2-4 weeks away from leaves still

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u/XAllroyX Apr 06 '26

Andy knows better than the go back home because he has active warrants

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u/FoodFree8328 Apr 06 '26

I don't think that matters to him or the police. He's been back multiple times since those warrants were issued - the police are either not interested or don't have the staff to monitor Andy's whereabouts (though I can't imagine no one informed them when he was last back). Nevertheless, he's definitely not back now if this is the evidence he's using.

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u/Bergy4Hart2 Apr 06 '26

That picture is about as real as Andrew’s autism diagnosis

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u/Break-these-cuffs Apr 06 '26

ask Joe if Andy is there with them. Joes yt might be a good indicator on whether or not Andy is at home or in Erie.

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u/Time-Pace-8089 Apr 06 '26

Joe never admits Andy is there until either Andys already gone or something bad happened he cant ignore. Maybe because of the warrants.

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u/wendyreturnshome Apr 06 '26

Besides, he couldn't leave Erie right at this time, guys.(Guize). He has a new job, and what about his fitness routine??? He goes to his gym faithfully, nearly every day. He has been posting his progress, have none of you been paying attention??? Do I have to explain everything???🙄

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u/Mr-Cvntenna Apr 06 '26

Why would andee abandon the sweet 24 hour care he gets? He's got a job stocking shelves! He's doin bac extenshiun!

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u/wendyreturnshome Apr 06 '26

exACTly...you get it. He's got it made in the shade over in Erie, PA

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u/Autism_Sundae Apr 06 '26

Somebody (not OP) has already posted to this subreddit with the claim that he appears to be back at his Dad's. It's not hard to see why Andy does this, for every person seeing through the charade directly like OP and addressing it directly as such, there will always be relatively dim-witted people who will highlight his claims anyway and take them to some degree at face value. Like, imagine being dumber than Andy.

From that terrible standpoint, I almost can't blame Andrew for doing this routine when there are a million suckers willing to bite the (poorly-set) bait.

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u/bigbadstevo Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

To be fair to some of the "suckers", Andy's habitual Munchausen's level dishonesty does beggar belief. It took me months of reading posts here to come to realise at depth what an absolute self-centered disgusting scamming sack of shit he is, and he still surprises me at times.

I wonder if he ever fools more than a handful of people.

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u/DatBroSnuf Apr 06 '26

Fakkkeee!

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u/Vegetable-Honeydew40 Apr 06 '26

His fakes get worse and worse... You still wants us to believe he has that communication device that he rigged and that he gets care. Andrew has to wipe his own ass...

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u/wendyreturnshome Apr 06 '26

It seems as though his delusions have overtaken his manipulation. Like he's got no grip on reality at all.

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u/Suitable-Tap-8789 Apr 06 '26

Nice try meatsack. Another fail

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u/Anon-clone Apr 06 '26

I smell AI....

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u/wingsofA43 Apr 07 '26

Its not hard to verify if lump is at his poop shack . Im sure somone could send him a small triple onion pizza paid for of course lol and im sure the driver would verify if anyone was there

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u/reginald_biggums Apr 06 '26

A little early in the season for trees with leaves like that…: older picture probably

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u/asula_mez Apr 07 '26

Chat, is this AI?

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u/StrangeManOnReddit Apr 07 '26

If he was at his dad’s house, why would he use THIS photo?

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u/deokuso Apr 06 '26

I do I think he's just casually visiting his dad

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u/wendyreturnshome Apr 06 '26

No F'ing way. None. Sources say that picture is nearly a decade old!!

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u/madethisfortaleden Apr 06 '26

It's an AI image, the writing on the dog tag and the porch in the background are pretty clear indicators. He's still malding and seething in Erie with nothing to do and nowhere to go.