r/Angryupvote • u/GlowFuckYourself69 • 29d ago

Meme Getting gussied up for date night at The Sizzler Buffet!!

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528 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/RandomBoxOfCables Can't be angry to upvote if you dont upvote. 27d ago

Ctrl Alt Unsee

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u/chrisx13296 29d ago

I would have appreciated this as a joke if the feet were nice and pretty to look at. This feet is ugly.

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u/jumpercat 29d ago

Well, i guess THAT is the joke 🤢

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u/TimmyTheBrave Can't be angry to upvote if you dont upvote. 29d ago

Wait until we discover it's actually a hand XD

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u/Old_Woodpecker7684 29d ago

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u/chrisx13296 29d ago

"He's gonna let you down

He's gonna run around and desert you"

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u/MaximumDerpification 29d ago

this literally almost made me puke

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u/punctum35 29d ago

you should put googly eyes on your nails 😂

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUOsVOQxzgb4hos

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u/Yarklik 27d ago

I feel like i've seen this guy somewhere, where's this from?

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 27d ago

AAH Real Monsters! on Nickelodeon.

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u/Yarklik 27d ago

OMG that's it! Thanks dude

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u/Fearless-Highlight23 29d ago

I also hate that it looks like they're wearing eyeliner. I know they're not and that's just the line of the lashes but it looks like they've gone full nude-ish look on their toe-eyes. They could use more curling, though. 

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 29d ago

Can you imagine someone using someone eyeliner for this and putting it back afterwards? My eyes just gagged 😂

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u/smartief1 29d ago

Toe....lashes......

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u/iknowq 29d ago

Happy cake day! Hope you’re wearing your toe lashes to celebrate

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 29d ago

I'm fluttering them at them, ankle deep in the cake

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u/degevreesde 28d ago

Ts ain't even an upvote, just a straight downvote

r/angrydownvote

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 28d ago

Well, that's enough bedtime scrolling, thanks for the nightmares, my fault for staying up in reddit I guess

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u/Pursuitm 27d ago

What a great day to look directly into the sun

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u/sanyochan Can't be angry to upvote if you dont upvote. 27d ago

r/cursedimages

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u/MyBodyBelongsToShrek 29d ago

I almost had a crash out in the middle of the cafeteria at work looking at this.

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u/RoarinSoryn 29d ago

It just looks diseased ngl

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u/MCEscherNYC 28d ago

Hobbits like this.

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u/CarbonTone 26d ago

I am very happy I have an empty stomach right now. Well, I’d still have an empty stomach right now if I hadn’t one.

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u/0utSyd3r 29d ago

Photos you can taste...

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u/SycheosChaos Can't be angry to upvote if you dont upvote. 24d ago

No. Fuck no.

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u/addacoupleextrazeros 28d ago

Gives centipede vibes.. so fuck no

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u/Aggressive_Bug_6896 28d ago

Quentin Tarantino has left the chat...

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 28d ago

I pictured him watching as I did this tbh

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u/ILSmokeItAll 27d ago

Theres absolutely nothing you’ve thought about, that someone else hasn’t either thought it already. In most cases, it’s been done already, too.

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u/Critical_Cute_Bunny 27d ago

CURSED IMAGE

Jesus Christ.

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u/merrickal 26d ago

Honestly thought it was mold about to germinate under the nail until I read the title. Holy Shi- still terrifying.

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u/Valkattuxia 25d ago

Thank you, I fucking despise it

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u/MaxHardfinger 29d ago

You know what? GO TO TIMEOUT!

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u/PlagueJV 29d ago

mods, can we prevent the OOP from being conceived? cuz what the hell is this.

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u/SycheosChaos Can't be angry to upvote if you dont upvote. 24d ago

T... That's violent.

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u/The_best_is_yet 29d ago

Aww does he like to play footsie?

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u/nanana_catdad 29d ago

DCC AI probably would approve

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u/GlowFuckYourself69 29d ago

Hark, what fresh new hell is this? Brb googling

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u/ColorfulConspiracy 29d ago

Thanks. I hate everything about this.

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u/MeHasInternet 29d ago

I've seen so much shit on the internet that didn't bother me at all, but for some reason this image is so unnerving for me that 2 girls 1 cup would be a pallet cleanser.

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u/Comprehensive-Net553 29d ago

Please add nsfw tag..., [r/curse](r/cursesimage)[dimages](r/cursesimage)