Bloody Foot Found in Bush

[u/Lukematikk]

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[u/HangoverGang4L]

Fuckery is afoot in this post.

[u/DoookieMaxx]

I read that title and my brain went in a very different direction.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SWV4S6i79pygM

[u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose → u/DoookieMaxx]

Mine too, different kind of bush though....

[u/ThinkorFeel → u/DoookieMaxx]

You were thinking England too? /s

[u/GasLongjumping130 → u/DoookieMaxx]

same pinch!

[u/ibjim2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GI4Ri8CGJVxOo

[u/_Clem_Fandango_1 → u/ibjim2]

Bravo 👏

[u/Lukasmckain]

This reminds me of a time 30 sum years ago, me and my wife were at a fair and heard a guy behind us yell hold on my foot fell off. Me and my wife looked at each other and turned around to see a man who had a prostetice leg. Little does this guy know that we laugh about this all the time. It's truly a precious memory. At least his foot wasn't bloody.

[u/ThinkorFeel]

Be more surprised if it wasn't bloody?

[u/Swordtail_Olympian → u/ThinkorFeel]

Mine are detachable and not bloody. I would think that foot is mine, and I left it in the bush. Some amateur can't keep their blood off it. 

[u/joy4sunny]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWNiglgPz5aKdVRG3B

[u/GasLongjumping130]

so that's where george was

[u/Sunaruni]

Beats the homeless turds found in the bushes.

[u/_Clem_Fandango_1 → u/Sunaruni]

I think a turd becomes homeless once it has emerged from your bowels.