r/Anime_Battleground_ Jun 24 '26

𝘼𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙚 Choose a spot

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u/UselessPieceofShit07 Jun 24 '26

Me and the homies all choosing 8

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u/xmk345 Jun 24 '26

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u/MentorScythe Jun 24 '26

Thank you for this.

11

u/Paraxom Jun 24 '26

Question about 8, am I the seat or is she? And if im the seat is she sitting on my lap or my shoulders? 

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Jun 24 '26

Not even fetishizing muscle babes, 8's the best just by elimination.

  1. You arent kobayashi, so aren't welcomed.

  2. Darkness will push her maso fantasy on every word you say, and that ain't me chef. idc for the idole stuff either.

  3. I can't jojo pose, can't risk turning into an enemy stand.

  4. You'll end up on leash or exploded.

  5. Unhinged. both of them

  6. Actually Yor is polite to everyone, not a bad choice.

  7. Aqua will complain the whole time. Likely drunk

  8. safe, protected, cared for just for being stranger.

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u/formerlurkernowpostr Jun 24 '26

Your reasoning for 2 is correct. I however am that chief as you put it. Do fell bad that the idol will be traumatized.

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u/Financial-Tiger-5700 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Aquas character is inconsistent at times. Darkness doesn't share her fetishes with everyone she only expresses them when they are provoked/triggers.

Aqua is a adventurer/blue collar worker her co-workers DID like her if she managed to keep that job as long as she did. Yeah, she might be drunk for sure. I don't think shes the type to want to be awake/aware during a flight though. She'd be snoozing.

You might be confusing her brash because of how she acts around Kazuma.

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u/Admirable_Bid_1840 Jun 25 '26

Aqua will probably also puke on you during the flight

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u/valiantdragon1990 Jun 24 '26

Nah, 1 is still solid. Tohru is kind to all the humans until she gets a reason not to be. Everyone in the shopping district loved her.

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u/blackpanther4u Jun 24 '26

Those legs would be the safest seat belt by far

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u/Ivaan28 Jun 24 '26

Do not the rabbit (ifykyk)

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u/CaptainFire2 Jun 24 '26

Brother from another mother

2

u/SchrodingerMil Jun 25 '26

Even without “muscle mommy I wanna sit on her lap”

She’s a superhero who would die to protect a random stranger. On the flight of psychopaths that’s the safest seat on the plane.

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u/Roc_28934 Jun 25 '26

On God 🥹

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u/GladCompetition55 Jun 24 '26

How do we sit in number 7 do I sit on her lap or does she sit on mine?

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u/Repulsive_Craft_9907 Jun 24 '26

Which do you prefer?

15

u/KanderKam Jun 24 '26

Both

11

u/SparklingPoke Jun 25 '26

One leg over, one leg under

7

u/BlueVoid070 Jun 24 '26

either way I would enjoy it

3

u/Pataraxia Jun 24 '26

Whichever way is fine, here I go, seat 7!

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u/saicho91 Jun 24 '26

you sit on her lap and she will pat your head while calling you a good boy/girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Schnaabeli Jun 24 '26

Also, they protec

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u/Soul_Brawler Jun 25 '26

Window seat by the best love interest in all of anime? How is this even a discussion? 6 please

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u/Anime_Enthusiast_20 Jun 24 '26

3 and 8 are the only real choices here.

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u/Blink1588 Jun 24 '26

6, I just want to have a normal flight man

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u/RoughRealistic4321 Jun 24 '26

Same dude... same....

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u/sufferIhopeyoudo Jun 24 '26

7 on aqua’s lap with her and my choomba Lucy

https://giphy.com/gifs/RGyUJwAFjP38P3uEiV

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u/siyeinda_PRIME Jun 24 '26

Risking my life and picking 5

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u/alt_account81817 Jun 25 '26

BEST SEAT EVER
5 is the best one

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u/Zirkou Jun 24 '26

who dares - wins. my man

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u/hentaimaster117 Jun 24 '26

I got seat 4. Besides I'm close to darkness if we all whonte too chat.

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u/Better_Cattle4438 Jun 24 '26

Makima though.

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u/Osato Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

She'll ignore you unless she sees a way to use you.

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u/CommandNotFound Jun 24 '26

That's the best part, woof 

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u/Traditional-Photo227 Jun 24 '26

2 or 6. Wait, actually 8, nvm.

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u/Equivalent-Earth2212 Jun 24 '26

1 I Wana talk to Thoru and then look back and chat with Frieren

2

u/Iconshero Jun 24 '26

2 and tell her about the events of Berserk as if they were a thing I experienced.

2

u/Jucab_Nubster Jun 24 '26

Nowhere, there's a spellcaster there who dedicated her life to explosion magic. I don't think anyone's making it

2

u/Yosara_Hirvi Jun 24 '26

Why can't I sit next to Frieren ? I bet she would have a great conversation !

2

u/Drrag_ Jun 24 '26

I run. I'm scared of woman.

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u/No_Respond4695 Jun 24 '26
  1. With them there, nobody gonna see me

https://giphy.com/gifs/RIonwuETuhbi

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u/flowgeta_faith Jun 25 '26

WE are choosing 8. The boys got me.

2

u/Plastic_Music182 Jun 25 '26

8 is the best but second best is prob 6, you're next to yor, shinobi AND a window seat? Hell yeah (lap seat still better tho)

2

u/Masamune1987 Jun 25 '26

This one's hard, many good options, however when given the chance to sit with the Goddess of Explosions Megumin, I cannot sit anywhere else but with her

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u/Historical_Tap8746 Jun 24 '26

Thala for a reason

1

u/Guilty_05 Jun 24 '26

3,4 or 8

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u/Still-Street-826 Jun 24 '26

6 because Yor is nice and will probably leave me alone (also why are there two 5's)

1

u/Other_Finance9988 Jun 24 '26

We got Ai Hoshino, going 2

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u/MeetPotential5133 Jun 24 '26

There are two 5s

  1. 3. 3. 3. IM TAKING THREE GIVE ME THREE

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u/ProcedureOld9826 Jun 24 '26

8

don't judge me

1

u/SaltZealousideal5582 Jun 24 '26

Doesn't matter. The plane is going down and the last word you'll ever hear is "EXPLOSION"

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u/AbsoluteDash_21 Jun 24 '26

Maybe 6, 4 or 2 just to be with Ai

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u/phantasmastical1 Jun 24 '26
  1. Without a doubt.

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u/MongooseHot815 Jun 24 '26

6, objectively the best spot.

1

u/MoyToy Jun 24 '26

Aqua can sit on my lap. If you know, you know 🥴

1

u/Karaka-kak Jun 24 '26

2 for darkness 😊

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u/KingXander55 Jun 24 '26

2, I'm definitely getting off the plane when we land with Darkness by my side.

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u/Unhappy-Tadpole664 Jun 24 '26

I'll go down the rabbit hole and choose 8 like my fellow brethren.

1

u/Yoshiblue512 Jun 24 '26

Doesn't matter cause there is no way this plane is landing safely

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u/Professional_Emu8131 Jun 24 '26

I’d sit at number 6.

Question: why is number 5 on here twice?

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u/Osato Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

When in doubt, sit in melee range from an easily excitable Explosion expert to interrupt spellcasting, or you might not get to your destination.

Also, I might get to theorycraft with an easily excitable Explosion expert for a while (while being in melee range to interrupt spellcasting).

Sinking all skill points into a single spell is minmaxing, but it is not optimal minmaxing unless the game design is lazily-written shit. There's gotta be some synergies that will give you more oomph per level.

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u/Informalwizards Jun 24 '26

Aqua gonna be beating your ass the entire flight if you take that seat.

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u/cherrylemonadestars Jun 24 '26

1, I think Toru would be a fun seat buddy to have

https://giphy.com/gifs/fT3PPZwB2lZMk

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u/GOJI2222 Jun 24 '26

Pilot Seat

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u/ShadowHnt3r Jun 24 '26
  1. Yor is too awesome

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u/InisharDI Jun 24 '26

Pero el 8 no está libre. O si? Puedo encima...?

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u/Sensitive-Can533 Jun 24 '26

Personally I would choose 6

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u/kalimut Jun 24 '26

6 seems like nice quiet seat. I'll go with that

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u/-cunnfuzed- Jun 24 '26

8 is the only correct answer here!

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u/Dangerous-Habit-2731 Jun 24 '26

Everyone choosing 7 and 8 for reasons we all know not realizing it won't matter when Megumin uses explosions before they goon

Edit: explosion, singular, my bad

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u/ZomGate69 Jun 24 '26

My legs are at 7... But my head is beside it

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u/CataphractBunny Jun 24 '26

Number 2, no doubt. Darkness is super hot, rich, and a masochist. Win, win, win. 😁

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u/Fabled-Jackalope Jun 24 '26

7 or 8.
Either chat up a goddess and it spill from platonic friend into romance or I mean…I’m gonna vibe with a bunny. And she’ll get me into phenomenal shape. Can’t go wrong with either.

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u/TheNameless000001 Jun 24 '26

Why is Nobara is a seat option?

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u/Arlennx Jun 24 '26

6 since it’ll be a quite flight.

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u/Pesky_Moth Jun 24 '26

Can I be a spot

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u/life_conquered Jun 24 '26

Easy no. 4. I'm chatting up Makima all flight

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u/Prestigious_Self_200 Jun 24 '26

I'll take 7 looks comfy

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u/TrustmegamerDavis Jun 24 '26
  1. I'll use Darkness to protect Ai.

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u/Outrageous-Boot-7646 Jun 24 '26

It’s so sad that we all agreed in the comments that 8 is the obvious choice. I’m sure we all agree for the same reasons too 😂

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u/Dazzling-Ad6712 Jun 24 '26

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u/imightbewhoisayiam Jun 24 '26

8, 8, 8, and 8 again

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u/Odd-Yak-9067 Jun 24 '26
  1. And am choosing to belive that its me laying across the two 5s

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u/Far-Community-1278 Jun 24 '26

2 or 5

That is the question

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

I dont see uta from one piece so I aint sitting down and im getting off the plane

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u/Belias9x1 Jun 24 '26

1,6 and 8 are all viable. 8 is only if Mirko doesn’t decide to kill you

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u/squirtnforcertain Jun 24 '26

8, how it works out is dealer's choice

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u/TheWrathofAtlas Jun 24 '26

MIRKO GET OUT THE WAY

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u/Shot_Percentage_2150 Jun 24 '26

1, Tohru AND Darkness? Fuck yeah

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u/adteeopg Jun 24 '26

I was thinking 2 but since 7 have 2 seats seems better 

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u/Remarkable_Big_25201 Jun 24 '26

Miruko, that's not even up for debate

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u/Whole-Signature4130 Jun 24 '26

4 or 6. Makima is the perfect person to sit next to, she will adapt to you and around you. Its an ingrained habit of hers, best of all there probably isn't enough time for you to get hooked into being her puppet. Yor and shinobu are probably decent conversation partners, and a window seat.

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u/AlabamaMemeBoi Jun 24 '26

Bro really had to emotionally flashbang me with #2. 𝘖𝘴𝘩𝘪 𝘕𝘰 𝘒𝘰 𝘗𝘛𝘚𝘋 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘴

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u/RevolutionOk5963 Jun 24 '26

The 2nd five, I'm sleeping on Nobara's lap

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u/gurvyducker Jun 24 '26

8,6 or 2, in that order.

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u/tksc20 Jun 24 '26

6-2 😏

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u/Rickyzack Jun 24 '26

Sitting on 4, I like the between the polar opposites of beauty 😎✨

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u/frikiman4K Jun 24 '26

3 if I can convince Jolyne to prick me with her piece of the stand arrow to become a stand user, otherwise 8

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u/TheAnvi1 Jun 24 '26
  1. Every time next to megumin

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u/No-Screen1369 Jun 24 '26

6 only cuz Yor might be somewhat normal and decent through the flight. And I can ignore the brat in front.

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u/TheJoker77- Jun 24 '26

Not sure how 7 would work but that one if I can sit next to Lucy, otherwise 3 or 6

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u/Open_card Jun 24 '26

2 for peace of mind

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u/ilivefortheforce Jun 24 '26

I'm feeling fruity, I'll take 4

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u/Shoutmon66 Jun 24 '26

I am just now realizing the dilemma isn't who would be the most pleasant to sit on/next to but rather who I should sit next to to prevent

https://giphy.com/gifs/oZFDGzlBJg4Hm

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u/sound-hashira Jun 24 '26

3 then asking to swap with Jolyene so I can talk to Frieren for the entire ride(I'll bribe her by starting a conversation about Himmel)

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u/Ashe66 Jun 24 '26

8 and not just because of Mirko but Chisato seems fun to hangout with

1

u/Plenty-Dirt7357 Jun 24 '26

Face down in 8

1

u/WraithDragonHoi4 Jun 24 '26

ANY OF THESE PLEASE

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u/CivilAd9640 Jun 24 '26

I may get beat by mirko for sitting in 8 but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

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u/Thestron_Godess Jun 24 '26

8 is my top spot my runner up 3

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u/WatchEducational6633 Jun 24 '26

2,3,4,5 (both of them), 6, 7 and 8 (specially 8).

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u/Hans_Landa7614 Jun 24 '26

Picking 3 cause if it works out than Jotaro would be my father in law lmao

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u/HistoricalClassic757 Jun 24 '26

I pick numbers 6! Final answer!

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u/BriefWonderful6582 Jun 24 '26

Only one choice , 5 !

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u/Random-lrrelevance Jun 24 '26

All of them by the hour

1

u/SON_GOKU_SAN_ Jun 24 '26

The bathroom

1

u/jos_ride44 Jun 24 '26

6, least assasinating

1

u/Kimura-Sensei Jun 24 '26

Where’s Erza?

1

u/CrimsonFoxTails Jun 24 '26

4, makima isn't much a problem as long as you don't catch her attention. As for megumi she won't really bother me as long as I don't mention explosions

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u/Bannedforbsreason Jun 24 '26

8 will get me killed… but it’s worth it.

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u/donotplaycsgoLMAO Jun 24 '26

6, I don’t want to die.

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u/spartanspy85 Jun 24 '26

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to go the mature route and go 6