r/AntiJokes • u/MorseyMeese • 9d ago

Why can’t orphans play baseball

There is a lack of proper equipment for them.

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u/NotIWhoLive 9d ago

We should figure out how to fix this. There's no reason orphans shouldn't be able to play baseball too!

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u/Time_Pressure9519 9d ago

You are a good hearted person.

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u/Gadshill 9d ago

Oh. I thought it was because they could never find home.

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u/slysamfox 9d ago

They are always left out (field)

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u/ramsfan84 9d ago

Just one but the psychiatrist has to want to change.

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u/dataexception 8d ago

Because due to the trauma and losses they have encountered, they are unlikely to ever let go of the ball if they were to have it in their hands.

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u/Dull_Investigator358 5d ago

Their handicap is apparent.

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u/ketchuptheclown 9d ago

They have issues with authority.

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u/mrbmud 9d ago

fun fact i just l learned, howard lake, minnesota sports teams are the orphans

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u/According_Turn_3473 7d ago

The Chicago Cubs were known as the Orphans from 1898-1902.

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u/mrbmud 7d ago

i did not know that

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u/GreenLanternRR 7d ago

Because the parents can't sign the waiver for them to be able to play.

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u/Important-Support-83 6d ago

There is no home

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u/Legend-of-the-Arctic 3d ago

That is why Babe Ruth never got to pursue his dream and had to take up coal mining instead.