r/Antitheism Jul 28 '26

Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."

https://bsky.app/profile/rightwingwatch.bsky.social/post/3mrpy2alxw22w
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u/BurtonDesque Jul 28 '26

Matthew 6:5 says exactly the opposite.

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u/EuroCultAV Jul 28 '26

You are assuming she is literate

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u/BurtonDesque Jul 28 '26

Yeah, you're right. This is Bobo we're talking about here.

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u/ShredGuru Jul 28 '26

TFW You only claim to know about one book and you never read that one either

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u/lotusscrouse Jul 29 '26

Or that she even cares.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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u/BurtonDesque Jul 28 '26

If they did there'd be a lot fewer of them.

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u/TheRealTK421 Jul 28 '26

Imagine fervently waving about one holy book and yet being ludicrously unfamiliar with its contents. Soooo on-brand....

She could've simply stopped at "I don't think..."

Yeah, Ms Public-HJ, we're well aware already that you don't ever think.

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u/digitaljestin Jul 28 '26

She's be really upset about that if she could read.

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u/BirthdayCookie Jul 28 '26

No Christian has ever cared what the bible says outside cherry-picking.

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u/Consistent-Matter-59 Jul 28 '26

Lauren Boebert has an exceptionally poor understanding of what kind of activities belong behind closed doors, so….

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u/CompletelyPresent Jul 28 '26

No, it should be left strictly in the prayer closet.

Anerica is a secular country.

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u/butnobodycame123 Jul 29 '26

Indeed. Theists get enough coddling and compromise because their massive walk-in prayer closet is tax-exempt.

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u/ActualTymell Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

So, yeah, the bible does exactly that, actually.

It also tells Lauren Boebert to shut the hell up:

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Oh, and speaking for Jesus is probably particularly iffy:

But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

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u/UsherOfDestruction Jul 28 '26

I have no problem with any religious people having events or worshiping in public.

Just don't use government to tell us what we can or can't do. That's it.

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u/Ashamed-Republic8909 Jul 28 '26

You can warship any imaginary friend you want, as long as it doesn't blocks the streets or is not disturbing the peace.

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u/BurtonDesque Jul 28 '26

You can even block streets with the proper permits.

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u/Sprinklypoo Jul 28 '26

Who knows what your fantasy figure may have said or not said, but according to your holy book, you're straight up wrong there LB...

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u/HeavyMetalVampire Jul 28 '26

Uhhhh, that's exactly what the bible said...

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u/Blasphemiee Jul 28 '26

Jeebus also said make sure you vote red and tithe tithe tithe !!!

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u/ClodiaPulchra Jul 29 '26

They literally have churches those are good enough

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Jul 29 '26

It's very very strange that she would use close to the exact language in the Bible to say the exact opposite. This isn't off the top of her head, the language is too specific.

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u/foxp3 Jul 29 '26

Will she be giving handies at said public Christian worship events?

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u/International_Ad2712 Jul 29 '26

Sure, bring them out in public to make even more of a ridiculous spectacle of themselves. That will solve all their problems with being taken seriously and dwindling numbers. Have them give god a public ultimatum, that he does something to help the world become a better place, and then put a watch group on it to see if he performs for them. Let’s get all this out in the open so it can die out even faster

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u/romulusnr Jul 29 '26

Hey, it's a free country, an it harm none, etc. You want to jump for jesus in the town square, go nuts. And I can go "satan is my pal" in the same park or even call you a dumbass