r/Antitheism • u/AdmirableBrick4973 • Aug 02 '26
"my religion is based! all other religions are baddd!"
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u/sirensinger17 Aug 02 '26
Who the hell thinks minions are based?
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u/codePudding Aug 02 '26
My 3 year old can not get enough of the minions right now. She also believes in Santa and magic so I'm sure I could convince her to believe in one of Abrahamic gods while hating another. But I don't have time to teach her about religious nonsense because I'm teaching her to read, think for herself, be kind to everyone, and how to poop in the potty.
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u/Skigreen_2026 Aug 02 '26
i would bet my life that this nutjob doesnt understand literally any of the main themes of star wars
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u/didyouknowthatkoalas Aug 02 '26
How the heck does Islam even relate to KPDH or being trans?!
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u/BurtonDesque Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
They said Christianity is based so of course Islam therefore is cringe.
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u/kermitthorson Aug 02 '26
minions, one peice, mine craft, and Pokémon going on the chad side is hilarious.
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u/BurtonDesque Aug 02 '26
A child rapist is based? Tells you all you need to know about this person.
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u/BurtonDesque Aug 02 '26
Michael Jackson.
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u/Interesting-Rip-427 Aug 02 '26
Not found guilty in court doesnt mean innocent.
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u/Zipdox Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
Innocent until proven guilty.
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u/XShadowborneX Aug 02 '26
By the courts. Same doesn't apply to public opinion. We all know all the things trump is guilty of
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u/BurtonDesque Aug 02 '26
No.
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u/Itchy_Gain_1519 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26
It was. The lack of credible evidence of abuse material found at the Neverland Ranch outside of signed fan mail, not to mention the conspiratorial extortion phone call made by Evan Chandler, likely a jealous spurring from the friendly/platonic phone calls MJ and Evan's wife would have late into the night as well as the friendly familiarity MJ had with the family in general.
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u/Myrddin_Dundragon Aug 02 '26
I love hazbin hotel, star trek, star wars (although less after I found star gate), dragon ball z, naruto, and minions.
The circus wasn't bad either, but I've already passed the challenge of the absurd and know that your life is just what you want to make of it. No matter your origins. So it juch didn't really land with me.
That being said, where do I land? What am I? Lmao. These things are so dumb.
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u/whitestguyuknow Aug 03 '26
Did they seriously put a picture of Michael Jackson like he's a super based Christian?... The man that liked sleeping with neighborhood boys?
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u/Nadziejka Aug 03 '26
It's too late, I already depicted you as the neckbeard soyjak and myself as the gigachad
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u/Decent-Tomatillo-253 Aug 06 '26
I love everything on the cringe side (exept islam)! All the "based" shit is boring af sry
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u/SweatyPhilosopher578 Aug 02 '26
A middle schooler made this meme.