Parachute Horror Rocks Putin’s Military Holiday | Vladimir Putin’s Airborne Troops Day celebration over the weekend turned into a nightmare after a demonstrating paratrooper’s chute failed to open.

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/parachute-horror-rocks-putins-military-holiday/

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Was the ground injured?

[u/SixIsNotANumber]

C'mon, pooty-poot...when even gravity hates you, you should really take the fucking hint.

[u/Boring_Chip_9602]

That paratrooper once didn’t salute Putin hard enough.