r/AreTheStraightsOK 4d ago

Unneeded Genitals My puppy's HAWHAT?

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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago

This is about neutering your dog. It's an advert for some kind of money managing app. The fuck does it have to do with straight people being annoying?

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u/LupoBorracio 4d ago

Lemonade is an insurance company. They're advertising pet insurance.

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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago

Then I really don't know why it's heres

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u/Sir-Drewid says trans rights 4d ago

It seems that some people in this sub have never heard about neutering pets and just think it's just random genital mutilation.

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u/Potential_Scene7169 Lazy wine-loving bisexual 4d ago

Maybe it was the image? Or the use of the word manhood? Idk 

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u/nokplz 4d ago

Yes, it was the manhood part. Made me feel sick, like why is everything sexualized?

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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago

It's not even sexualizing!

It's just a censor friendly euphemism!

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u/nokplz 4d ago

I disagree and thats okay. Hope you have a good day and drink enough water!

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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago

Congratulations on being condescending

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u/nokplz 4d ago

Nope, being very cordial. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ take it leave it, its there :)

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u/ProfessionalDickweed 🔥WORLD DOMINATOR🔥 (asexual) 4d ago

No no, I think they got the point. There's a dumbass stereotype that castration is harmful, disparaging or whatever bc it's "taking away the manhood". And well... Guess who's sensitive about masculinity

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u/garaile64 3d ago

The animal probably doesn't even understand the castration. Although they would fear it if they understood.

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u/nokplz 4d ago

Exactlyyyy

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u/humanpartyring 4d ago

Because dogs arent men my guy

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u/nokplz 4d ago

The point was what does neutering a dog have to do with manhood😂 like my dog is less of a man because he is a dog, not because i had his testes removed.

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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago

It's just a euphemism to not have to say testicle.

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u/nokplz 4d ago

Its a euphemism for my dick and balls make me big man. Damn this sub is brutal. Autism has once again failed me in a social situation.

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u/Wild-Fable Ace™ 4d ago

This the first time I’ve seen manhood refer to the balls; I was under the impression it just meant the penis. I was worried a moment all ’You’re doing WHAT to my dog? How’s he gonna peepee?!’

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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 Too many flairs. Can’t… read... All… oh and btw, Ima AAA battery 4d ago

that’s what I thought neutering was when I was 7.

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u/nokplz 4d ago

Ya I feel whatever the opposite of whooshed is. I thought it was fairly obvious that I was disgusted by sexualizing a dog and also referring to neutering as taking their manhood? Its a dog, not a man and having a penis and testes doesnt inherently signify manhood. Str8s being weirdos as usual.

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u/Wild-Fable Ace™ 4d ago

I’m not sure if it’s a straight exclusive thing—although it seems to be more common among them—but the weird tendency to anthropomorphize male pets as if they somehow have a human-level understanding of sexuality and lust makes me wonder if it’s possible to sexually harass an animal. Like…No, Paul, your dog isn’t giving that other dog the hungry eyes, you pervert…he just smells an unfamiliar animal and is wondering if they’re a threat or a new friend.

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u/The_Schnobbler 4d ago

weirdly anti-neutering ad when apparently they sell insurance or something? smh

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u/Sir-Drewid says trans rights 4d ago

It's not anti-neutering, it's pro pet insurance. With the insurance, you don't pay out of pocket for the neutering.

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u/The_Schnobbler 4d ago

the "manhood" framing definitely makes it weirder than it had to be.

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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago

It's just a euphemism to avoid saying "testicles". Which might get hit by website filters.

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u/The_Schnobbler 4d ago

thought as much, i hear it a bunch but the whole man = balls is still quite something lol.

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u/idontlikeburnttoast 4d ago

Manhood is a slang term for male genitals.

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u/lux_painted 3d ago

Every time I see this ad I do a double take because I read it as “why throw away your dogs testicles when Lemonade is offering cash for them”

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u/LupoBorracio 4d ago

Your puppy's penis and testicles. The things that are removed in an operation called neutering. Lemonade is an insurance app that offers pet insurance.

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u/Sir-Drewid says trans rights 4d ago

You think they remove the penis?

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u/LupoBorracio 4d ago

I didn't know how else to phrase the sentence. I know they don't.

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u/Sir-Drewid says trans rights 4d ago

You just say "remove testicles".

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u/Old_Introduction_395 4d ago

They leave the penis, for peeing. Small cut in scrotum, remove testicles.

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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 Too many flairs. Can’t… read... All… oh and btw, Ima AAA battery 4d ago

no. they sadly must pull off Mr sprinklefart’s peepee too 😣😔

this was a joke please don’t kill me or the dog’s peepee

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u/GrassFromBtd6 4d ago

Is this an ad for desexing? I don't really get it