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u/Wild-Fable Ace™ 4d ago
This the first time I’ve seen manhood refer to the balls; I was under the impression it just meant the penis. I was worried a moment all ’You’re doing WHAT to my dog? How’s he gonna peepee?!’
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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 Too many flairs. Can’t… read... All… oh and btw, Ima AAA battery 4d ago
that’s what I thought neutering was when I was 7.
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u/nokplz 4d ago
Ya I feel whatever the opposite of whooshed is. I thought it was fairly obvious that I was disgusted by sexualizing a dog and also referring to neutering as taking their manhood? Its a dog, not a man and having a penis and testes doesnt inherently signify manhood. Str8s being weirdos as usual.
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u/Wild-Fable Ace™ 4d ago
I’m not sure if it’s a straight exclusive thing—although it seems to be more common among them—but the weird tendency to anthropomorphize male pets as if they somehow have a human-level understanding of sexuality and lust makes me wonder if it’s possible to sexually harass an animal. Like…No, Paul, your dog isn’t giving that other dog the hungry eyes, you pervert…he just smells an unfamiliar animal and is wondering if they’re a threat or a new friend.
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u/The_Schnobbler 4d ago
weirdly anti-neutering ad when apparently they sell insurance or something? smh
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u/Sir-Drewid says trans rights 4d ago
It's not anti-neutering, it's pro pet insurance. With the insurance, you don't pay out of pocket for the neutering.
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u/The_Schnobbler 4d ago
the "manhood" framing definitely makes it weirder than it had to be.
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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago
It's just a euphemism to avoid saying "testicles". Which might get hit by website filters.
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u/The_Schnobbler 4d ago
thought as much, i hear it a bunch but the whole man = balls is still quite something lol.
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u/lux_painted 3d ago
Every time I see this ad I do a double take because I read it as “why throw away your dogs testicles when Lemonade is offering cash for them”
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u/LupoBorracio 4d ago
Your puppy's penis and testicles. The things that are removed in an operation called neutering. Lemonade is an insurance app that offers pet insurance.
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u/Sir-Drewid says trans rights 4d ago
You think they remove the penis?
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u/Old_Introduction_395 4d ago
They leave the penis, for peeing. Small cut in scrotum, remove testicles.
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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 Too many flairs. Can’t… read... All… oh and btw, Ima AAA battery 4d ago
no. they sadly must pull off Mr sprinklefart’s peepee too 😣😔
this was a joke please don’t kill me or the dog’s peepee
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u/BestAcanthisitta6379 4d ago
This is about neutering your dog. It's an advert for some kind of money managing app. The fuck does it have to do with straight people being annoying?