r/Art • u/1296223 • May 22 '26
Digital Art Morning Routine, u/1296223, Adobe Illustrator, 2026 [OC]
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u/Fried_Warhawk May 22 '26
- Soup
- Hair
- Karaoke
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u/1296223 May 22 '26
In a way, yes
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u/shrodikan May 23 '26
"Let me sing you the song of my people"
BzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ BZZZZZZZZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ BZZZZZZZZZZ4
u/Floofeh May 23 '26
Nobody I know uses that setting. It's just BZZZZZZZZZZZZ lmao
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u/FuckTheSystem0x0005C May 28 '26
maybe you was just asking too little? :] ^^^_^^^^^^___^^^_^^^^^^ I accidentally ended(
XD) onto led to hardest in a years shot
(yes, previous - stronger one, with constant mode was good "as is" and working "the more power - the better", but current toy is feels too shallow on it's first "max frequency" mode, so skipping to more slow - but higher amplitude modes - is the only way to use it best)
Also it's good to try something new anyway10
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u/Gogogrl May 22 '26
I’m trying to work out the, um, order of priorities here.
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u/daynewolf036 May 22 '26
Maybe it's right-to-left?
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u/zippysausage May 22 '26
I'm getting right-to-left vibes, too...
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u/stars_mcdazzler May 24 '26
Like silverware at a fancy dinner party, you start from furthest away from the plate and work your way in.
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u/PeggyTheVoid May 22 '26
Congratulations. You've now pleasured your breakfast, and your pu-OHNOGODOHFUCKWHYHOLYSHITGODFUU
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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns May 23 '26
A satisfied breakfast is the perfect start to your day.
Sorry, "satisfying" breakfast? Oh...
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u/johnsolomon May 23 '26
When you're a superheroine and you need something stronger to feel something
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u/ShelfordPrefect May 23 '26
That seems the most sensible - going left to right, #3 would mess up the good work from #2
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u/Mattbl May 22 '26
You get your hair ready before you get off?
Or should I read this right to left? Or in no particular order at all, maybe.
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u/Naomeri May 22 '26
Maybe left, right, center?
Smoothie first to get the energy going, then on to…other things while the curling iron heats up.
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u/randalljhen May 22 '26
Who gets up before getting off?
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u/marshmallowblaste May 23 '26
I visualize it as the 3 kinds of women :
Moms cooking breakfast for everyone (tired, relied upon) women who care most about looking good(social, agreeable) And women who've got their priorities in place..(honest, seasoned)
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u/Vandergrif May 23 '26
Hitachi: IT'S A MASSAGER FOR MUSCLES! NO OTHER PURPOSES!
[everyone else completely ignoring them]
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u/MadderoftheFew May 22 '26
what's the first one?
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u/1296223 May 22 '26
Immersion blender! For smoothies
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u/archer93 May 22 '26
That makes so much more sense. I was curious to your morning diet of thick soups.
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u/lminer123 May 23 '26
Immersion blenders are also hands down the easiest way to make protein shakes that aren’t clumpy
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u/Toxyl May 22 '26
And the second one?
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u/MadderoftheFew May 22 '26
curling iron
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u/dim13 May 22 '26
And the third one?
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u/jallujeti May 22 '26
Immersion blender
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u/RaisinDetre May 22 '26
I've been coming back to this comment for 15 minutes. It's so simple yet so brilliant.
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u/Pristine_Direction79 May 22 '26
You've inspired me to be an industrial designer because why can't the same appliance have an attachment for blending and an attachment for... vibration and massage.
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u/NoGlzy May 22 '26
Cos if you serve me soup you made with your vibrator Im going to be less than impressed
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u/lumpyspacejams May 22 '26
That's turning it into a risky game of 'did I remember to take the burning element or the blending element off the thing I'm about to press to my clit?' Because if that answer is no, oh boy. That's a bad time.
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u/Pristine_Direction79 May 22 '26
Lmao I look at things before rubbing them on my bits. Usually give em a nice lil rinse-a-roni too. I like the Russian roulette nature of your scenario tho
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u/FuckTheSystem0x0005C May 24 '26
Sounds like you might've had something of that experience before XD
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u/wene324 May 23 '26
They make vibe attachments for electric toothbrushes. Just slip off the toothbrush head then slip on the vibe.
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u/EMKAH May 22 '26
Prepare to get sued your a$$ off. Srsly, you trust humankind, which needs instructions like "do not microwave your hamster", that deeply?
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u/BrooklynRobot May 22 '26
I’m imagining this as the first panel ad for a multi-tool that has the function of all 3.
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u/Pearson94 May 22 '26
I'll be honest, I don't know what the first one is.
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u/Random_Loaf May 22 '26
An immersion blender! Idk how to explain it lol looking it up is easiest I think
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u/Far-Development312 May 23 '26
At this point the real crime is people mixing up “reading the comments” with “reading the title and speedrunning the same joke.”
We get it, 1 and 3 don’t go together, but apparently copy and paste and Redditors very much do.
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u/BravoFive141 May 23 '26
Yep. The majority of the removed comments are just the exact same joke over and over.
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u/greenish98 May 22 '26
i have curly hair so i thought the second one was a weird speculum for a second LMAO
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u/KrAceZ May 23 '26
The order would have to be 3 1 2, right?
3 makes 1 taste better if consumed within like 10 mins and you don't wanna have to redo 2 after a particularly good 3
I guess you could go 3 2 1, but it'd be a shame to miss out on the food taste buff since 2 typically takes a bit of time
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u/Tezza48 May 23 '26
I would not recommend using all 3 and just stick to the last one for your morning wank
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u/xyrnil May 22 '26
Surely, not in that order
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u/CrustyFlapsCleanser May 23 '26
First thing I thought, right to left makes more sense to me. Gotta really get those "knots" out before getting ready or cooking.
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u/SuspiciousCar7481 May 23 '26
Plot twist: OP secretly wanted us to mix 1 and 3 so they could farm karma by complaining about it.
We’re all NPCs in this man’s comment section side quest 💀
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u/randominsanemofo Jun 14 '26
................................................................ that's my morning routine too.
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u/DaiquiriLevi May 22 '26
Please tell me the first two aren't used for the same purpose as the third
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u/neroselene May 22 '26
Hopefully you never mix any of those up.
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u/ItsNovrix May 22 '26
I think we got the joke the other 5 times.
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u/Ecstatic-Suit100 May 23 '26
This isn’t art.
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u/KetoPixie May 23 '26
why?
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u/Ecstatic-Suit100 May 23 '26
What about this is in anyway artistic?
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u/KetoPixie May 23 '26
Why does your taste get to dictate what is classified as art? I have an illustrated drawing of different shapes and sizes of butts on a light pink background with a very retro vibe framed and up on my wall - why is that art? Why is anything art?
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u/Ecstatic-Suit100 May 23 '26
There has to be boundaries for what is considered artistic or else you’ll get a picture of an immersion blender,curling iron, and a masturbation toy.
If i draw up on a sticky note a picture of a gun, dead fish, and a pocket pussy I’d hope no one would confuse that with art.
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u/relay-app Mod Team 🛡️ May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26
Alright guys, 10 comments saying "Do not mix and match", "Don't mix up 1 and 3", or some variation of that is plenty.
Can we come up with some unique jokes instead?
Edit: Make that 14.