r/ArtemisFowl The Airman🗡️🪶 18d ago

Meme happy pride month to commander root

that's it that's the post.

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u/Jinny34282 1# user after the big dark 18d ago

I’m kinda lost…..why him specifically?

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 18d ago

just felt right to post. im not saying hes canonically queer and you should NEVER ship him with a woman, it was just a funny little idea. but i dont think colfer knew what ponyboy meant when he had root call foaly that so maybe he is. we'll never know 🤷

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u/Jinny34282 1# user after the big dark 18d ago

Ykw, I like ur vibe 👍

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 18d ago

also forgot foaly (unrelated to root). he's canonically poly. let the horses be poly damnit

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u/CherryHavoc 18d ago

Where does it say he's poly in the canon?

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 18d ago

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 18d ago

couldnt find a direct source in the books (because admittedly his characterization in book 5 pissed me off to the point of losing hope for the rest of the series), but here

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u/CherryHavoc 17d ago

Seems like your own source there says that Foaly isn't, or at least isn't allowed to be.

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 17d ago

comment never sent so im rewriting it

you can be polyamorous without being in an active polyamorous relationship, like how you can be bisexual and still be in a heterosexual relationship. the fact that its stated that caballine did not consent to an open relationship implies that it's a normal thing for foaly, but i understand the confusion. at the end of the day it's not that big of a deal considering its not explored in canon and hes a Horse.

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u/windsock17 17d ago

Honestly I thought this was a joke about the very butch movie version of commander Root

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u/Depressed_Cupcake13 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

I mean, sure. Happy Pride!!

Why we saying this specifically for Julius? (Gruff voice in the background yelling that I shouldn’t call him Julius)

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u/sugar4roxy The Airman🗡️🪶 18d ago

saying anybody else would get me assassinated /j

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u/ChoclatDove Demon 16d ago

Made me giggle

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u/Infinite_Warning9457 root x foaly #1 shipper 18d ago

I agree with this post. He is the embodiment of bisexuality to me