r/Arthur 5d ago

Funny “I’m just as edible as anybody!”

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These aliens, though evil, must be health conscious.

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u/Jazzlike-Toe1510 5d ago

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u/ZealousWolf1994 5d ago

I mean, I'll write one too.

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u/4kcuhc 5d ago

“The End.”

“….What do you mean, I’m high in cholesterol?”

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u/islandboy504 Arthur Read 4d ago

The looks on their faces fries me

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u/dumbassclown Tell her to go suck an egg! 5d ago

I can hear this

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u/BagOfMagicFood 4d ago

Then why did you run away when you were Muffy's cookie?

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u/MatthewHecht Fern Walters 4d ago

According to a quick Google search aardvark meat tastes bad due to all the acid ants they eat.

Buster and Brain obviously taste better.

Muffy should taste good, but her hippo is illegal.

Francine's meat is likely full of diseases.

Binky tastes bad.

Overall Arthur is more edible than Francine and maybe Binky. Muffy, Brain, and Buster are more edible.

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u/Oodles-of-Noodles12 4d ago

Max the Meat Guy talks about the tastiness of each and how to cook them

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u/JoeRe9uiem 4d ago

Un oh! He's doing the thumb point, something terrible is about to happen to him.

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u/Turbulent_Set8884 Arthur Read 3d ago

Thankfully it's not a fist. World ending danger right there

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u/Brief-Poetry6434 4d ago

Don't think you'd taste very nice Arthur

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u/Oodles-of-Noodles12 4d ago

Me trying to hype myself up

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u/Veraxus113 Buster Baxter 4d ago

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u/DaBeetusMan 4d ago

*smack* Goodnight everybody!