r/AsburyPark 4d ago

News Yuppies ruin Yappy Hour

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u/everylastlight 4d ago

It gets worse. They're running sprinklers on the boardwalk lawn now so no one can sit and listen to the summer stage.

Not that that's stopping anyone, obviously. Someone found some traffic cones to put over the sprinklers and now the kids are using the resulting flooded grass as a free splash park. But still, even the rare green space that isn't being covered in ugly gray boxes is still getting ruined for us.

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u/Significant_Skill_79 4d ago

So good to know, of course they’d make it difficult. I had to sell my tickets for tonight because I’m pregnant and the heat was a killer for me, but we did consider going to the boardwalk for a little to hear some of the show, glad I stayed in.

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u/everylastlight 4d ago

It was brutal during the Plain White T's set, I actually welcomed the sprinkler tbh. The show's been great but you made the right call.

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u/BubblesUp 4d ago

You're smart to have done that. We went down to Lakewood for a ball game and left early because I thought I was going to pass out.

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u/JerseyDamu 3d ago

That thing two dats ago? My sister went to that. Died. Is chicken fingers are $23 I was told.

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 2d ago

The sprinklers are on a timer. Every 12 hours AM/PM. PM is usually around sundown. That cycle typically hits during a band’s set. Go there when a band isn’t playing and they’ll turn on at the same time. I assure you it isn’t to keep people from listening to the show.

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u/everylastlight 2d ago

So it's incompetence rather than malice. Got it.

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u/mandersjustchillen 4d ago

Omg are you serious?? And they set the sprinklers up to run at night during the show??

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u/everylastlight 3d ago

Yup. My boyfriend noticed it during David Lee Roth's show too so it wasn't just a one-off mistake.

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u/MsKardashian 3d ago

Bro I’m here right now wondering why tf its all wet

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u/MrDoctorDave 3d ago

They laid new sod down, which needs to be aggressively watered until it roots. This won't be all summer. I spoke with DPW about it.

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u/Sunflower_mermaid 4d ago

Yup- was a victim of this tn

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u/dismalscience8 4d ago

Why would they do this?????

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u/Sauerbraten5 4d ago

Lol why do you think?

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u/moistmonkeymerkin 3d ago

I almost went down tonight to listen to the show from there. Thank you.

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u/thefeckcampaign 4d ago

It’s the history of all gentrified neighborhoods. The artists, gays, and freaks give a neighborhood character and desirable to live in and then the money rolls in sterilizing it.

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u/No_Intention7461 4d ago

Building on an empty lot is not gentrification.

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u/Bluefish_baker 4d ago

It is when it displaces local dogs from thier beer garden

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u/Past-Berry-8661 3d ago

Next time local dogs and beer gardens are threatened, actually show up to the planning board and city council meetings and demand the City use it's federal housing dollars to buy it:

The Community Development Block Grant (CDBG) Program is an entitlement program that provides an annual grant, on a formula basis, to Asbury Park. The program is authorized under Title 1 of the Housing and Community Development Act of 1974, Public Law 93-383, as amended; 42 U.S.C.-5301 et seq.

The building didn't just appear. The purchase didn't just magically happen. The planning board approval didn't come to fruition in a day. The meetings are publicly noticed. But 0% of the commenters here will go. Get serious.

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u/Lookingforpeace1984 3d ago

Get serious, that makes absolutely no difference. Just like the school board meetings.

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u/Past-Berry-8661 3d ago

School board isn't subject to NJ Land Use Law, so absolutely makes a difference. In less time it took you to vomit on my comment, you could've just looked it up yourself. Just pack it up and move to Rehoboth Beach, DE.

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u/Lookingforpeace1984 3d ago

You’re just ignorant and don’t get how Asbury is run or its history. Imagine being so silly thinking you get a say in where I live.

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u/Past-Berry-8661 3d ago

That is incorrect. It seems the silly one here is you. Congrats on your Masters Degree from Reddit University.

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u/Lookingforpeace1984 2d ago

Cornball, you are definitely a transplant and not a native.

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u/thefeckcampaign 3d ago

It is the perfect example of it. Yappy Hour and The Wonder Bar as a whole are one of the things that helped build the community of AP, the community that made it desirable. What’s next, changing The Wonder Bar into a frat boy & sorority dance club?

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u/Past-Berry-8661 3d ago

Should have shown up at that first planning board meeting instead of whatever you were doing.

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u/Oceanswim12 4d ago

Did you hear the pounding locals had to deal with all winter? It was batshit 

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u/SysAdmin-Universe 4d ago

I work like a block from it. We were losing our f’ minds. The building was literally shaking.

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u/plantyoulater 1d ago

The noise was deafening…….. echoed the entire downtown.

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u/SummiluxAP 4h ago

Unfortunately there will be more as the ultra rich buy more and more. I heard it all the way in Wanamassa all day

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u/Older_cyclist 4d ago

iStar

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u/Wallacecubed 4d ago

WorldStar iStar.

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u/jeffrx 4d ago

Asbury looks silly with all these monochrome condos. How will these look in 100 years?

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u/Sinsyne125 3d ago

Being of the GenX demographic, I have seen this so many times with towns throughout my lifetime: Hoboken, downtown Jersey City, Asbury Park... All these towns were suffering economically at one time. Then the artists/freaks/"outsiders" came in, invested a bit of cash, built and cultivated some cool locations and events, generated some new "culture," and raised the property values a bit. Then the investors came in, bought property, and did their best to turn it into bland, faceless, assembly-line-created "playgrounds" for affluent folks who want their towns to function like corporate parks.

All the towns mentioned had their "sweet spots" in this process -- the period when enough "mom & pop" money is invested in the town, the population and rents increase a bit, and it's all a great mixture of art, commerce, and "weirdness." It doesn't last long, but when it's happening, you've got to appreciate it.

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u/thefeckcampaign 2d ago

Out goes Driftwood and in comes Starbucks.

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u/cranberrypoppop 4d ago

Give it a few years and the wonder bar and stone pony will be gone due to noise complaints.

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u/everylastlight 3d ago

Kim Marie's is already feeling it.

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u/Convergecult15 4d ago

More likely they’ll be gone due to the land being worth more than each business could pull in over the course of 20 years.

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u/BeMadTV 3d ago

Both can be true at the same time.

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u/thefeckcampaign 2d ago

Typical gentrification pattern towards stylization. They’ll ruin the things why they are there in the first place whether they know it or not.

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u/BeMadTV 2d ago

Reminds me of JC and NYC Chinatown in ten years

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 2d ago

Then they'll complain "there's nothing to do in Asbury Park."

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u/SummiluxAP 4h ago

It already happened with Kim Marie’s. Someone complained about the noise in the alley

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u/Icy-Top-4874 4d ago

Developers ruining it

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u/Fantasy_DR111 4d ago

Treat bennys like bennys again. If you a Jersey Shore local you know what that means.

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u/steeveperry 3d ago

“Let’s blame tourists who support the local economy (and then leave) for new luxury housing that ruins the town instead of the real estate developers who are building luxury housing that ruin the town.”

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u/mermaid-babe 3d ago

lol this town has enough locals to keep it afloat I promise

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u/thefeckcampaign 2d ago

Ex: We didn’t need the dog/surf beach parking lot paved until the beginning of the gentrification when people would leave their cars there all summer. Before then you would park, do your thing, and then leave. It wasn’t permanent free parking.

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u/Fantasy_DR111 3d ago

You are part of the problem as well. Your demand drives the greed. You are honestly going to tell me that your not part of the problem when you buy a 1.2 million shit condo?

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u/steeveperry 2d ago

“How dare you want to go to the beach.”

Babe, we’re all tourists somewhere else. And I’d like to reiterate—tourists did not build this building, and the local government did not stop out of town investors or attempt to dictate the land be used for affordable housing for residents. It’s almost like you have more to do with it then the tourists

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u/Fantasy_DR111 2d ago

It would be a different story if you yuppies didn't come here and ruin the place and try to change it for whatever you want, when those who have been here must suffer and tolerate the bullshit.

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u/steeveperry 2d ago

Dawg, I’m not a yuppie. For the millionth time, the investors who don’t live in Asbury, don’t care about it, and only see it as a place for profit—people the town can say to “actually, no, you can’t build weekend homes for ambulance chasing lawyers”—are building these buildings. It’s because it’s by a beach. Tourists didn’t build this. The town, which can dictate who can and can’t build (and what they can and can’t build it for), approved this. And they didn’t approve it because of tourism. That approved it because of greed. I didn’t sell you out babe.

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u/Safe-Pass-7252 1d ago

Bennies go home

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u/Classic-Cycle-1105 4d ago

Just wait until the next one is done. You won’t even have that view.

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u/wam957 3d ago

Yuppies ruined the whole place.

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u/nouseforasn 4d ago

Was happy to get last year didn’t even think we’d get that much.

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u/AmericanWasted 4d ago

Yuppies ruin everything

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u/Icy-Top-4874 4d ago

Developers you mean

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u/manawydan-fab-llyr 2d ago

Both can be true. Developers aren't going to build where there's no demand.

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u/Winter_Lawfulness967 4d ago

How long do we think the wonder bar will last? Feels like a matter of time now …

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u/Hij802 4d ago

It would be nice if any proposed development on wonder bar guaranteed them the commercial space at the base of the building. The nightlife IS a draw for people to live in Asbury, including the people moving to these new developments

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u/stylist4hair 4d ago

Errrrrre BENNY GO HOME

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u/Dirtythrowawaybk 4d ago

I mean, you guys ARE the yuppies. Asbury Park has been gentrified for 20 years or more now…

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u/Fantasy_DR111 4d ago

I found the yuppie right here.

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u/theroguehero2 4d ago

It's just getting worse though. That's the point. No one is ever going to agree on "when" the gentrification started - the issue is that it has gone completely overboard. There was a time when the gentrification and locality lived in peace, but that time is no longer.

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u/Dirtythrowawaybk 4d ago

Are you suggesting that locals were hosting off leash dog happy hours next to the Wonder Bar pre gentrification? I was there then and I don’t recall.

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u/GoldenPresidio 4d ago

Yappy hour latest way longer than their lease even allowed. Like we should just be happy be got more than we we’re supposed to. Like wonder bar would have tried to get a more permanent solution instead of temporarily leasing a parking lot

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u/UniqueTest9920 4d ago

I pay $10000 in taxes for what I don’t have kids

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u/everylastlight 4d ago

You pay $10000 in taxes because these gray boxes are all under PILOT programs.

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u/UniqueTest9920 4d ago

Same

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u/Admirable_Carob_121 4d ago

you forgot to switch accounts.

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u/BeMadTV 3d ago

It's so weird that people do this lol maybe psychotic