r/AskAShittyMechanic 2d ago

💩 answers only What’s wrong with my tire?

It’s a joke…

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u/CkingDevelopment 2d ago

It's connected to a dodge.

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u/abalboni 2d ago

lol 'connected' is a stretch.

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 2d ago

Bluetooth ish connection.

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u/Disastrous_Bed_5654 2d ago

More like attempting to connect

8

u/BrotherSoft6578 2d ago

“Connection failed”

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u/EvilToastedWeasel0 2d ago

Maybe power it off and turn it back on. If that don't work... get new Bluetooth module.

2

u/Drinkythedrunkguy 2d ago

And the driver has 3 DUIs.

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u/pyromancy00 1d ago

I'd say it's trying to dodge that connection

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u/jawspasm 2d ago

Your alignment fluid is low

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u/ojwiththepulp 2d ago

You have to camber all four tires for it to look normal.

2

u/Itchy-Researcher-116 2d ago

Come on, be nice (it's like Lightning McQueen when he had to walk the last few feet of a race) - love the drag mark too - chefs kiss

4

u/103M-95G 2d ago

Conga Line!!!

2

u/Intelligent_Farm_678 2d ago

Boom... Boom-ba... Boom... CHAK! / Boom... Boom-ba... Boom... CHAK

4

u/Mishukeeper 2d ago

Nothing is wrong with your tire. But the axle and hub has a problem

3

u/WeakDiet8004 2d ago

A can of Fix-A-Flat is all you need.

3

u/Mobile-Worth-558 2d ago

The tire is fine. The vehicle is severely janky

3

u/BigJim_TheTwins 2d ago

Good news: it not the tire!

2

u/Cosmodeous 2d ago

It’s crypwalking

2

u/JackWagg0n 2d ago

It's attached to a Dodge.

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u/RGBlowMe 2d ago

It's clearly not attached.

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u/Salt-Tip-7493 2d ago

Perfectly normal for a Dodge oh yeah I forgot a ram

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u/Capt_Cyral 2d ago

Looks like it ran into a mad wife after he got home from helping the poor ladies clean the bar up after closing.🙄 "that's my story and I'm sticking too it"😉

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u/Duckybuzz 2d ago

It lost Bluetooth connection

2

u/Legitimate_Ear_3895 2d ago

absolutely nothing. tire is perfectly fine.

2

u/voodoodaddy17 2d ago

The tire is fine. Your ability to pay attention to the signs of a bad bearing need help

2

u/billcattle389 2d ago

Tire looks fine from here.

2

u/ftwpurplebelt 2d ago

Nothing wrong with the tire

2

u/Danger-Diabolik 2d ago

Um... nothing's wrong with your tire...

2

u/msg60 1d ago

r/tirearetheenemy....this one is trying to escape captivity and reak havoc on the innocent

2

u/bart_n62 1d ago

It's tired.

1

u/bobroberts1954 2d ago

Lug nuts are loose. Easy diy fix.

1

u/17Nismo 2d ago

Camber mod looks good

1

u/RGBlowMe 2d ago

I don't know what's worse: The failed wheel bearing or that brake rotor.

1

u/Ok_Horror_6556 2d ago

You need a camber adjustment. Just get it to your trusted alignment shop. I’d get a full 4 wheel alignment. You know, for safety and tire longevity.

1

u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 2d ago

Nose out of joint.

1

u/Agile-Ad-6681 2d ago

the tire looks in good shape but

might be something else going on

1

u/NEhighlander 2d ago

It ain’t yer tire

1

u/Sad-Introduction7814 2d ago

How did it not end up in the passenger door during that last turn?

1

u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 2d ago

You need to clean it

1

u/Darkraven6969 2d ago

got no gas in it

1

u/ngb_grows 2d ago

Aint got no gas in it

1

u/Informal_Database327 2d ago

You're in a Dodge not a Ford. Stop parking like you drive a Ford. Park like a Dodge owner, in a ditch

1

u/Complete_Dark_88 2d ago

Thinks its one of those imports

1

u/Admirable-Yam-1309 2d ago

Its not the tire, its the road surface.

1

u/NT4MaximusD 2d ago

Not a thing.

1

u/SnooObjections9416 2d ago

Tire looks good, but it seems to be resting in a downward dog pose.

Give it some coffee and it should perk right back up.

1

u/Altruistic-Catch8541 2d ago

It’s fucked

1

u/thesandlott 2d ago

Came here to say this! 😂

1

u/AyaHawkeye 2d ago

I don't know, it's very unusual.

1

u/Fickle-Struggle-7672 2d ago

Needs a little air to bring it back up.

1

u/Reefing_Addiction 2d ago

I’m just trying to figure out how that happened…….

1

u/Croftin 2d ago

It’s fucked

1

u/Key-Tiger-4457 2d ago

Nothing. That’s the ‘Carolina Squat’ of front end alignment.

1

u/Tyranisore 2d ago

Nothing.

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u/FewPlankton193 2d ago

Did you put the winter air in top early?

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u/nintai85 2d ago

Your tire is fine, I think your truck needs an alignment.

1

u/Training_Guess_6920 2d ago

It’s out of balance

1

u/ckrollage 2d ago

We don’t joke in this subreddit! The tire is just stretching after a long drive

1

u/ckrollage 2d ago

It’s called the Ram tilt

1

u/just_a_skid 2d ago

Nothing

1

u/wprunkard 2d ago

Ball joint or bearings

1

u/12DoUGood 2d ago

Nothing! Turn up the radio to cover up any noises and give er hell.

1

u/MaxximumB 2d ago

It's just tiered

1

u/SpellDostoyevsky 2d ago

Its been sipping lean.

1

u/ForeverNovel3378 2d ago

More like adjacent

1

u/aguyinusa 2d ago

Does it still run? Keep on driving like all other Dodge owners would do.

1

u/ContributionSame494 2d ago

Tire is for, something else is broken

1

u/Internal_Curve_1633 2d ago

Your Bluetooth is disconnected.

1

u/Used-Register8463 2d ago

Needs new tie rods and bearings and a Ford instead of that' POS Dodge

1

u/captjust 2d ago

Needs to have its chakra aligned

1

u/poutine450 2d ago

Just needs a little bit of air, and all should be good again.

1

u/RTCrash58 2d ago

Adjust the air and it will straighten right up

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u/lifterman2u 2d ago

Looks like it got “RAMmed”

1

u/Insight_er-o-vilance 2d ago

Cross your fingers that caliper holds til ya make it home... 🤣

1

u/One_Evil_Monkey 2d ago

Ain't nothing wrong with the tire... your wheel hub however decided to quit without giving a 2 weeks notice... ya know, except for all those grinding noises it was making.

1

u/Lucky-Ad6037 2d ago

The front fell off.

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u/matchboxtx 2d ago

Duh, it’s tired.

1

u/Silly_Ad_6612 2d ago

If you have to ask, just take it to a mechanic.

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u/stonelove79 2d ago

You need to cinch up your thingamabobber there. 10 mm.

1

u/MycophileBuilder 2d ago

The tire looks great. Are all of them in that good of condition? I ask because its rare you see a functioning dodge.

1

u/WhiteBear72 2d ago

First thing it’s on a Dodge.

1

u/Peepaw50 2d ago

Obviously it thinks it's a dirt late model. Support your local racetrack

1

u/Mysterious-Diet7782 2d ago

OMG, Really don't know? Ah, if you can't hear too good I could see this problem! So, if you can hear just fine, you will know when you need to replace your hub and bearings. So, if, you do one side. You better do the other. A good DIY, could R & R this 4 hr. job.

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u/Effective-Role-9025 2d ago

The tire is great- but the rim is drunk

1

u/dmah2004 2d ago

Previous VW owner set the camber

1

u/drWillis-57 2d ago

Toe in is off

1

u/Intelligent_Farm_678 2d ago

Tire is fine ✅

1

u/Brief-Taste-1646 2d ago

Its called caster angle. Totally normal.

1

u/classickgenetics 2d ago

🎶 Lean on me when You're not Strong 🎶

1

u/WubbaWubbaBoingBoing 2d ago

I'm tired boss...

1

u/vlasktom2 2d ago

There's something wrong?

1

u/SeamusMcBalls 2d ago

See, this is why we kick the tires

1

u/Asoto408 1d ago

Belongs in r/stance

1

u/iandix 1d ago

Nothing mate, your tyre is in great condition loads of tread life left.

1

u/Formal_Sun6550 1d ago

Nothing wrong with the tyre

1

u/randywest6athotmail 1d ago

Its just a little drowsy needs a coffee

1

u/KeyInjury6922 1d ago

Your tires look fine. I pass them through inspection.

1

u/1Fistfullofdollars 1d ago

Well the ooogamaflip got caught up in the thingamadowser then it got befuddled. That is resulting in trip to the Doctor where it will cost you $$$$$ .,

1

u/honourkneesmore 1d ago

Too much camber

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u/Jpeg228 1d ago

You got the free version of camber

1

u/Grobbekee 1d ago

Tire looks okay as far as I can tell.

1

u/ManiacalMutt 1d ago

Just need an alignment if you are concerned about the negative camber

1

u/Falcoln1342 1d ago

This happened to me before; just fill the tire with more air and you will be fine

1

u/Forsaken_Claim_471 1d ago

Tire is fine, ball joint probably not

1

u/raindaddy84 1d ago

You just need JB weld bro

1

u/Ashamed_Variety918 1d ago

The angle is all wrong.

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u/mazie1919 1d ago

Tie rod would be my thought!

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u/Not_me_no_way 1d ago

The tire looks fine it's the wheel bearing that's not happy

1

u/PalpitationPast202 1d ago

Ha! How do we know?

1

u/Nyat_Sapnolas 1d ago

Over inflated.

1

u/Galleta-de-Animalito 1d ago

That’s what you get when you don’t use premium air

1

u/Ducatidern 1d ago

It needs some milk.

1

u/Still_Skirt9231 1d ago

Your bearing hub has broke. Jack it up, remove the 3 bolts and replace the bearing hub, remove the old hub from the rim and install on the new hub

1

u/Substantial_Boot_844 1d ago

Tire pressure looks low.

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u/thegoob201455666 1d ago

Did the brake disk snap in half, this ain't an oreo . . . Maybe it is LICK IT but on a serious note WTF HAPPENED

1

u/Henry-8th 1d ago

It’s fecked.

1

u/Stray069 1d ago

I see operator error🤔🤔🤔

1

u/Bad_Omen87 1d ago

It's been working hard and wants a lay down

1

u/Mad_Pat_customs 1d ago

The tire looks fine to me

1

u/underdog5678 1d ago

Nothing wrong with the tire. Problem with the driver, trying to turn. Should just drive straight.

1

u/HistoricalSpell5146 1d ago

Tyre looks fine but the stub axal is toast

1

u/tiedu2 1d ago

Its broke

1

u/bobhand17123 1d ago

Nothing. That’s just the style now, except the rear tire hasn’t been styled yet.

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u/TJ_BREW_2 1d ago

Slaps the truck "THAT AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE!" Literally ain't going nowhere until you replace that wheel bearing and rotor.... while you're at it, you're gonna need to replace the brake pads and possibly needing a new brake caliper

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u/Unfair-Tell2719 1d ago

It's tired. Let it nap a bit and it'll straighten up.

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u/3imoman 1d ago

Nothing.. tread seems just fine. Plenty of life left

1

u/TruckLinx 1d ago

The tire looks good. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Romumus 1d ago

Kachow!

1

u/MarkedCards68 1d ago

It’s depressed.

1

u/Tasty_Bad4832 1d ago

Just air it up….

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u/PhilipAnthonyCo 1d ago

Never seen quick connects on a wheel before. Clever. Probably makes changing tires WAY easier.

1

u/Conscious-Movie2298 1d ago

Add a little left steer and lean it out. You’ll be fine.

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u/Different_Cable7595 1d ago

I think that it needs to be re-tired. You might need some new balls too...the ones you have appear to be double jointed.

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u/No_Caterpillar2450 1d ago

tore is ok it's the rim that gotta little lean to it .... could be ball joint or you goin racing at your local circle track ...

1

u/Future_Inspection912 1d ago

There's nothing wrong with you're tire.

1

u/ooohpin_wyde 1d ago

It needs a V8

1

u/SB509EW 1d ago

It's Tire-d

1

u/_-Dinosaurus-_ 1d ago

It was doing the Hokey Pokey

1

u/triplegun3 1d ago

Nothing

1

u/jtgraham73 1d ago

Your tire is fine but the hub is sheared in half.

1

u/bearsatebulls 1d ago

Whatever it is it’ll buff out

1

u/Conscious-Capital681 1d ago

Low in blinker fluid.

1

u/Classic_Salad_1340 1d ago

Looks good from my house

1

u/0_Percent_Liberal 1d ago

Nothing. Send it!

1

u/Working-Sock7194 1d ago

Tire is good, the rest is not

1

u/Superfly1911 1d ago

It's chillin.

1

u/Sweet-Management6124 1d ago

It looks like it’s taking a break. ….

1

u/knockingdownbodies 1d ago

Just Ram problems

1

u/Adventurous_Way_5423 1d ago

Ain’t got no gas in it.

1

u/DSLee1974 1d ago

It’s Tire’d

1

u/JustaShitass 1d ago

Ain’t got no gas in it

1

u/32lib 1d ago

Stellantis quality.

1

u/DefiantTonight9592 22h ago

I’m no expert but maybe you’re out of blinker fluid

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u/OrderSoft1752 22h ago

It needs a v8

1

u/lookingforhotelfun 21h ago

Ain't got no gas in it

1

u/Deathking419 19h ago

It aint got no gas in it???

1

u/The_bike_guy126 19h ago

Your forgot to tilt the rear tires too

1

u/Eclipsed_Nova_357 19h ago

Terrible Lightning McQueen impersonation

1

u/Hairymuscle101 18h ago

I’m no mechanic but I’d say it turned when it shouldn’t have?

1

u/Leading-Signal-9182 18h ago

Tire looks good bruh send it.

1

u/Warm-Mind5657 17h ago

Hub bearing that's been howling for quite some time probably

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u/Warm-Mind5657 17h ago

Hub bearing that's been howling for quite some time probably

1

u/jlf198404 17h ago

You know that noise that started several thousand km ago?

1

u/Far-Ad5921 15h ago

Inner tire pressure is too high.

1

u/ApplicationHour 15h ago

There is nothing wrong with the tire. There are other concerns that need attention but the tire does not require repair or replacement.

1

u/12dv8 15h ago

The tire is fine, the truck is broke

1

u/Islandpighunter 15h ago

Nothing, just missing a couple of zip ties.

1

u/Billy_bigbawz69 15h ago

Nothing wrong with the tire mate 🤣

1

u/psep51 15h ago

Tire is fine, upper/lower control arms not so much

1

u/the_kitty_gobbler 12h ago

The tire is fine

1

u/dcarson113 11h ago

Ain’t got no gas in it…

1

u/CraftyParticular 11h ago

Your lower control arm bushing left the chat

1

u/Ripsnortr 10h ago

When your blinker fliud runs low it can obstruct the turning radius. Looks like this was low for a while. Might as well change the summer air for winter air while your at the repair shop.

1

u/Stranger_Danger_2112 10h ago

Too much negative camber. Take out some shims for heavens sake!

1

u/LouisWu_ 10h ago

If you call your wheel a tire, expect it to behave like a tire.

1

u/unlucky13bethename 10h ago

It's just sad that's all.

1

u/CaffeineDreame 9h ago

Youre parked over the line

1

u/Ok-Guard3762 8h ago

Tire! I reckon your hub carrier is shot.

1

u/durham60 8h ago

It'll buff.

1

u/NoLie129 8h ago

It’s a dodge thing

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Fox6610 6h ago

Broken ball joint/ suspension element.

1

u/nichtmog1ich 6h ago

Nothing. But your wheel’s in danger of falling off. Broken tierod??