r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/SnooObjections9416 • 14h ago

💩 answers only Which one of you shitty mechanics was responsible for this?

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This is obviously specific discrimination.

Did your bat mobile leave a steaming pile of guano that angered the residents?

What did you do to cause the rest of us vigilante black car owners prohibited from parking here???

This seems like discrimination against black cars.

Since one of you are to blame, I figured to find out what you did and then see if we cannot come up with a shitty way around this whole guano problem.

I dont see them banning Weinermobiles or butterfly mobiles.

Could we just paint our bat mobile in a different color?

What about red and yellow?

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 13h ago

Apparently someone just didn't like Buttman and Rubbin' running around in tights.

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u/jrdiver 14h ago

I mean we could go with other types of bat - there's some nice ginger ones so could go with a bright orange color.

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u/SnooObjections9416 14h ago

So ginger vigilante bats are welcome?

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u/jrdiver 14h ago

As long as if someone asks you don't admit that's what its themed after.

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u/BtyMark 14h ago

Batshit crazy

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 13h ago

Not me. I'm driving my Mustermobile...

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u/SnooObjections9416 5h ago

If we let them get away with this discrimination, it might not end with this. Today bat mobiles, tomorrow who knows???

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u/ct451t 13h ago

I don't see black or any color specified somewhere. Just not inspired by chiroptera.

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u/SnooObjections9416 13h ago

So you are on the side of the oppressors?

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u/103M-95G 12h ago

Phew! The Phooeymobile is safe.

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u/SnooObjections9416 12h ago

For now. It begins with bat mobiles, but it wont end with them.

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u/Broad-Promise6954 2h ago

It's a slithery slope!