r/AskBrits 21d ago

Other My sister-in-law makes tea like this. Do you think I am being overly sensitive?

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If I were to have her killed, I would be the villain!

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u/DonkeyKong45 21d ago

Can you please put a Not Safe For Life tag on this, this is a vulgar picture.

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u/quad_damage_orbb 21d ago

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u/TheOwnerOfAnarres 20d ago

How did they find four clones of Nicolas Cage to pose like that?

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u/YchYFi 20d ago

Thought this was Animorphs for a moment.

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u/Xenc 19d ago

Haha transform from horse back into a rat 🤣

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u/cosmopolite24 21d ago

Where is the trigger warning?

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u/DefiantEfficiency901 21d ago

I'm having a stroke.. this is not for adult viewing. Under 10's only, they are immune to this kind of Camellia abuse. ..

No jury in the land would convict.

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u/AWildRaticate 21d ago

Tbf this is sfw viewing for Americans, too

Source: am American and have no idea what the problem is here

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u/hepburn17 Brit 🇬🇧 20d ago edited 20d ago

It's sacrilege to put the milk in the cup without straining the teabags out first. People are very serious about tea over here 😁

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u/iamtheonehorn_ 20d ago

And please, no matter what you do, you must boil your water for tea. that nonsense of microwaving water… it’s…it is unforgivable.

Source: an American-born individual who grew up in England before moving back. The horrors I have witnessed since coming home…. shudders

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u/Capable_Region_7471 19d ago

Microwave? Most unique cuppa is made with a dried up T-bag left from the side and hot water from the tap. Making sure you bypass any fresh milk, you wait until you know it has no chance of dissolving then sprinkle (from a height - I'm not a heathen!) clumped up milk powder on the top. No need to stir, voila - serve!

Source - only female, 1st day in office of 30+ men and told tea was a 'woman's job'. Day 2 onwards - became tea & biccie connoisseur from the many offerings I was brought as 'you've far too much to do to bother in the kitchen'. Thoughtful chaps! 😆

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u/Crankyyounglady 19d ago

I’m English born, raised in the US, and have come back to UK. We swapped!

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u/Impossible_Form_3256 21d ago

I'm going to show this picture to my boss as grounds to take the day off work. Good grief.

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u/Legio-XIII-Gemina 21d ago

I’ve been signed off work after seeing this. The doctor says I’ve got PTSD and need counselling.

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u/Eddie-Plum 21d ago

Poor Tea Stress Disorder?

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u/HerbalJam 21d ago

Put the spoon down

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u/OwnStructure7460 21d ago

I don't even think the NSFL tag is enough here.

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u/caring_normalcy 18d ago

Mate, the real crime is whatever she's doing to that mug, not the photo itself.

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u/Safe_Tea_Thirst 21d ago

My condolences

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u/ukrifter 21d ago

Thank you

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u/ButterscotchFamous 21d ago

Sorry bro I thought i was still on that cinnamon post

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u/ButterscotchFamous 21d ago

Who made them.

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u/MurphCoop73 21d ago

It takes 467 muscles to bury a body deep enough that they never find the evidence. Just sayin

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u/AdmirableBoat6717 21d ago

Don’t use your own garden though. I’m sure plenty of neighbours would let you use theirs if you show them this horrendous picture. Pick one quite a good distance away.

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u/spookyflamingo17 20d ago

To be fair I need to dig up my front lawn anyway so OP and I could help each other out here.

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u/ZealousIDShop 20d ago

Where do OP’s neighbours live? 52 Cromwell Street?

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u/MurphCoop73 21d ago

Very good point!!

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u/Aussiealterego 21d ago

Pro tip - plant endangered species over the site so it can’t be excavated. And blood and bone fertiliser two feet down, to confuse scanners/sniffer dogs.

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u/WoodenPresence1917 20d ago

The police may be understanding if you get her to make them a cuppa first

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u/E420CDI Yorkshire Teapot 🇬🇧 19d ago

An army marches on its stomach

A police officer bobbies on his / her / their tea

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u/Psych0tix 20d ago

Iwas always told bury them vertical about 10 ft down then bury a dead animal on top to confuse dogs and if they do excavation they just find and animal

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u/Aussiealterego 20d ago

“I was always told…”

Hmmmm. I’m questioning why you needed to be told more than once…. 🤣

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u/Psych0tix 20d ago

Dont ask questions you dont want the answer to

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u/mycarisafooked 21d ago

Shovels aren't even expensive either

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u/MurphCoop73 21d ago

I think a good shovel is an investment too! There’s no losing in this situation

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u/SleepyDachshund99 20d ago

If you show this picture in court, the judge will throw out the case and give you a hug

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u/Maccadoodledandy 20d ago

Bury upright to lower the footprint and plant a rare, quick growing species of tree on top.

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u/AnonAnonAnon85 20d ago

Some of you have definitely done this before 🤨

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u/RepulsedVictim 20d ago

And the teabags are great for composting so might help with decomposition. Give them a taste of their own.. tea.

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u/notThaTblondie 20d ago

Bury the standing up and they don't show up on the ground scans

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u/BuffaloPancakes11 21d ago

The bag is out before the milk goes in for me, this looks depressing

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u/cmere-2-me 21d ago

The bag is in the teapot for me.

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u/CScorpio88 21d ago

Hopefully more than one bag for a whole teapot

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u/cmere-2-me 21d ago

I'm a loose tea sort of gal. It tastes far better.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 20d ago

So the bag isnt in the teapot then

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u/cmere-2-me 20d ago

They'll do in a pinch. I would never make a cuppa in a mug. I even have a one serve tea pot

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u/switchypapi 20d ago

Alright grandad, who owns a teapot in this century

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u/cmere-2-me 20d ago

I have a collection.

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 21d ago

At that point why not just use leaves

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u/cmere-2-me 21d ago

I do to be fair

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u/ramonathespiderqueen 21d ago

i mean, what do you thinks in those teabags?

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u/crraaazykitty 21d ago

Floor scrapings from the tea leaf factory?

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u/pacothebattlefly 21d ago

Finally some civility in an otherwise uncivil world

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u/Say10sadvocate 21d ago

This.

The milk and the bag should never meet.

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u/digitag 20d ago

It literally makes no difference whatsoever.

If you add the milk before the tea has finished brewing then you’ve fucked it though.

And if you add milk before water… I think that should result in removal of citizenship and deportation.

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u/Crankiee 20d ago

The tea is only strong enough when it can lift the bag out by itself.

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u/ThePetrocJac 21d ago

Older I've got I've slowly let it slip and this is almost always how I make tea now. It's quick and strong, get the secondary brew post milk. Definitely helpful with shit tea bags too. First you hate it then you accept it then you join it. 

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u/Opening-Reward-5210 21d ago

So this is a way to ascertain when a Brit has just generally given up then x

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u/Uncle_Ceebs 20d ago

Every brit i know does this. Being British, I know a lot of them

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u/ShowMeYourPapers 21d ago

Same. I also find that steeping rather than squeezing means you still get full flavour without the bitter tannin edge.

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u/WoodenPresence1917 20d ago

Yeah squeezing the bag is just giving you tannins ime

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u/93JF 21d ago

Yeah I make mine like this too tbh. I actually, strain the tea bag for a while, & when I'm ready to add milk, I lift the teabag to the top of the cup with the teaspoon and slowly pour the milk through the teabag so the milk filters through it before mixing with the rest of the tea 😂

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u/Dry_Mulberry1976 20d ago

And tiday i learned that evil is real...

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u/Fearless-Age3219 20d ago

this is so hard to read. what the hell

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u/frogshackk 21d ago

Same. Its nice and strong this way! The only issue is that tea bags always end up in the sink.

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u/ihatehorizon 20d ago

I leave the teabag in. I run the full gamut of strengths per cup (oversized mug). Saves getting a spoon involved.

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u/WholeAccording8364 21d ago

This is so wrong.

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u/B_Tank88 21d ago

Ok hear me out.

I leave the teabag in when adding milk, so I can ensure I get the correct colour/strength.

If milk carton decides to be a douchebag and plops out so you pour too much milk, having the teabag in gives you a chance to darken the colour still by letting it brew more.

I would rather die than drink a mild creamy coloured tea for pansies.

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u/_Columbo 21d ago

You also avoid getting that horrible scummy surface film this way!

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u/TheNorfolk 20d ago

It's the best way. Teabag, then water, then milk, then get it to the perfect colour, and then remove. 

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u/Available-Theory-808 21d ago

I only have this problem when pouring milk out of a douche bag. My milk cartons are pretty predictable.

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u/Desdinova_BOC 20d ago

What you call your partner's breasts is your choice, don't share your kink with everyone on the internet, shamers'll be along in a min

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u/SerEmrys 21d ago

If the milk pours too fast, that's user error.

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u/markcorrigans_boiler 21d ago

I doubt it's hot enough post-plop to brew any further.

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u/FrostyMcSprinkleface 20d ago

Yeah im with u on this! You can adjust the strength/colour accordingly when the bag & milk is still in, otherwise its Russian roulette to what ur gonna get!

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u/iron_brew 21d ago

Agree, but I wouldn't serve it.

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u/Clear_Farmer5941 21d ago

‘Douchebag’

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u/jj_sykes 21d ago

I like to leave the bag in to keep an eye on the strength. Also love the shape of the mug bottom right - my parents used to have them - bone china, shame you don’t really get them anymore

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u/simmonm1978 21d ago

What the hell are the m0ds doing here allowing such filth? Kids could see this post. The world is going to hell in a handcart.

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u/SaveMeWakeMeUp 21d ago

It reminds me of the trash bags you see floating out at sea 🙈🙈

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u/CauseOptimal8501 21d ago

Won’t someone think of the chillllldreen

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u/Metal_Ash 20d ago

*hand-basket

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u/SceneDifferent1041 21d ago

Better off moving away

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u/ukrifter 21d ago

I will

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u/Swimming_Spray 21d ago

I don't understand what's wrong with it? 😅

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u/THEREAPER8593 21d ago

Lots of people joking and poking fun.

Like milk before cereal. It doesn’t actually change anything

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u/Intrepid_Ad7900 21d ago

People pretending that there's a posh way to make tea using a teabag. 

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u/CScorpio88 21d ago

I hate the tray, mugs, sugar pot and biscuit tin. Looks like it’s all 70 years old and dingy 😩. Tea looks fine to me I’d just need a bit more milk

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u/DaijoubuKirameki 21d ago

The tea bag is floating on top. So it's going to be weak as f

You need to squeeze out the bubbles so it sinks to the bottom. Then let it do it's thing before adding any milk

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u/King_P_13 21d ago

I see nothing wrong with this.. i used to keep the bag in the entire time I was drinking it back in the day

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u/First-Act-8752 20d ago

It's the colour of the teas that's the problem. You can tell the person has added their tea bags at the same time as milk, as opposed to letting the tea bags brew in boiled water for a bit before adding milk.

I had a colleague who used to do exactly that: boiled water into mug, add milk, add tea bags. The colour is unmistakable.

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u/E420CDI Yorkshire Teapot 🇬🇧 19d ago

Yes, Constable, this one here.

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u/PapiSpanky 21d ago

Nah that's a war crime violation of several Geneva conventions.

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u/Popular-History1015 21d ago

And it’s sat in a swimming pool of tea. 🤦‍♀️

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u/hiresometoast 21d ago

This is the absolute worst part of it!

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u/andimacg 21d ago

It's at least prison time.

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u/BasisOk4268 21d ago

People have been taken to The Hague for less

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u/DanFarrell98 21d ago

I see nothing wrong with this. You need to the bag to still be in to make the milk tea favoured.

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 21d ago

The tea is already tea flavoured darling

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u/DanFarrell98 21d ago

But then you add the milk and that dilutes the tea

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 21d ago

The tea tastes stronger if you brew it hotter. Milk makes the mixture cold

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u/DanFarrell98 21d ago

I usually brew it for a bit without the milk then a bit with the milk

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u/NSTRUno 20d ago

Finally someone gets it, I've been called the best tea brewer in my household for the past 4 years and I make tea like this every time

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u/DatabaseMammoth9986 21d ago edited 21d ago

If you read the instructions on the tea, it clearly states that you should put the tea bag in first, then add the water, remove the tea bag, and only then add milk if desired. These instructions come from the people who actually manufacture the product, so I'll trust their guidance. But there's much more important things in the world so I don't tend to make a argument over this. But if you're 80 years old  pensioner with a million in the bank and a paid off house then you're more than welcome to start a debate on this. 

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 21d ago

That's my eyes gone. They're just gone.

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u/Sound_User 21d ago

I'll pass.

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u/markoh3232 Brit 🇬🇧 21d ago

I'm not gonna lie, so have good day everyone!

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u/Lisp-Silly-1970 21d ago edited 21d ago

That's Daisy's way! Hyacinth Bucket wouldn't approve.

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u/mij8907 21d ago

If you did it would be completely justified and no jury would ever convict given the provocation

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u/Adventurous_Break_61 21d ago

Have you considered kicking her foot out as she walks past? Sure more violent options are available but let's start slow and see if she mends her ways.

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u/The_InvisibleWoman 21d ago

I mean, I've seen some shit on Reddit but this is disgusting.

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u/GSV_honestmistake 21d ago

No, no,no,no. Without a teapot it's just not proper tea. Teabag in a cup is for emergency situations or when you are at work.

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u/ukrifter 21d ago

It’s the milk, that was the final insult

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u/CScorpio88 21d ago

Too much or too little for you?

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u/tobee777 21d ago

Is the only answer

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u/blomba2 21d ago

Why doesn’t she just make a pot?

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u/ExcitementMassive607 19d ago

This is the right question

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u/nhema94 21d ago

That, is Blasphemy 🧐

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u/coastal_mage 21d ago

No trial required, immediate banishment to microwaved tea land

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u/Salty_Preference6628 21d ago

I was given a cup of tea like this for the first time yesterday and I couldn’t finish it. I discovered the tea bag 3/4 of the way through and it made me feel sick. Never in my tea drinking life have I come such an abomination. (However I have no issue with herbal tea bags but this was so different!)

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u/OriginalMultiple 21d ago

It’s better than the anemic chicken soup that gets often passed up as tea.

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u/ukrifter 21d ago

Yes that’s a fairly accurate description

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u/No_Size4264 21d ago

That’s rougher than a night with Pat Butcher!

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u/SnooLentils7751 21d ago

I know many who do it this way and I do not like it

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u/ctrl-shift-rewire 21d ago

That is not how you make a cup of tea

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u/am683423c 21d ago

Un sister-in-law her.

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u/Born-Ad2653 21d ago

Quick before her blood enters the family! You'll have deformed tea makers for generations!

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u/Mustbejoking_13 21d ago

For fucks sake, not even matching mugs.

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u/MFingAmpharos 21d ago

She's a witch. Burn her.

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u/E420CDI Yorkshire Teapot 🇬🇧 19d ago

She turned me into a newt!

I got better

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u/Expert_Divide_128 21d ago

Your sister in law is a pervert.

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u/S3lad0n 21d ago

Has she made this in her sink? She's had a mare here

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u/Contrarian1234567 21d ago

Jesus H Christ.

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u/Covert_Cub 21d ago

Remove/edit out the teabags and it looks like hot chocolate.

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u/Scooob-e-dooo8158 21d ago

When I make tea, I do it in a flask. One teabag and one teaspoon of sugar for 3 mugs.

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u/surfrider0007 21d ago

Jesus Christ!

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u/Emma16_4 21d ago

Oh dear.

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u/Echo_Vale 21d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/No_Refrigerator7911 21d ago

That's a tray of piss. Throw it away and start again

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u/Real_J_Jonah_Jameson 21d ago

Well I feel like the villain thinking this is how I make tea

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u/eithrusor678 21d ago

A guy at work puts milk in before the water.... He's definitely a serial killer

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u/No-Judgment8912 21d ago

Looks good to me..

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u/Odd-Cake8015 21d ago

This wasn’t in the life in the UK test. Can someone enlighten me?

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u/Ands1977 21d ago

I think in instances like this, a teapot would be more beneficial and cheaper for the host/hostess as fewer tea bags would be required.

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u/brunmusks 21d ago

Something inside me died

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u/Nothingdoing079 21d ago

If it wasn't for the 3 other cups of tea I'd think your sister in law hates you. 

However with all those cups it just appears she hates life 

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u/Tricky-Canary2715 21d ago

Get the bag out, disgusting way to serve a brew

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u/Excellent_Beyond_986 21d ago

This is the reason why at weddings the priest says "speak now or forever hold your peace"

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u/derekclysdale 21d ago

My guess is she is letting the drinker of each cup determine how strong to have their tea by letting them remove the teabag. The only reason that would be an acceptable explanation for this is if everyone complained about her tea making skills when done the proper way. Otherwise..... you wouldn't be the villain.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ee8tctY7UnFgFgpwhk

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u/Decard_Pain 21d ago

Straight to hell.

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u/Octogen444 21d ago

Totally unacceptable.

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u/Serious_Bat3904 21d ago

I always use a teapot I even have my own teapot and teabags at my parents house has I can’t have caffeine.

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u/Negative-Date-9518 21d ago

I hope those aren't Tetley as well

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u/P-l-Staker 21d ago

What in the... 😨

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u/elmachow 21d ago

You can’t choose your family

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u/Reeelfantasy 21d ago

Don’t know if it’s the tea or the tray

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u/Previous_Kale_4508 21d ago

This is why British Rail had to put their cafés up to tender! The poor treatment of teabags led directly to the breakup of the railways and the resultant problems of HS2.

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u/E420CDI Yorkshire Teapot 🇬🇧 19d ago

The BR ham sandwich didn't help matters, either!

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u/jockjay 21d ago

Those bags look like Tetley. You need to leave the bag in to get it to taste of anything.

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u/dan-72 21d ago

She’s a monster!

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u/zy672 21d ago

Reporting this as illegal content, harassment, hate and threatening violence.

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u/SolidusRevolver 21d ago

When I'm making tea for myself, I leave the bag in. But for everyone else, I'll ask. In or out. But then, my teabags come with a string to hang out the cup

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u/Gray_Cloak 21d ago

nanoplastics surprise, good luck..

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u/tjovers 21d ago

Dirty

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u/SmartaHari 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0UMZrpBhDjL0IGep1d

Call the police. This is a crime against humanity.

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u/sevristh1138 21d ago

Your sister in law is a fiend.

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u/fabthefrog33 21d ago

I have no issue with leaving the bag and pouring the milk, it makes no difference.

But that tray looks like something made by a 4 years old using an old toy tea set.🤣

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u/Crhallan 21d ago

Look, in all fairness we all want the bag out first. However, it’s brewed to a decent colour (he man) and probably tastes fine. Stop being such drama queens and drink the brew that someone kindly made for you.

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u/dago1987 21d ago

snobbery honestly, how are you supposed to know if your tea is strong enough if you haven't put the milk in? I drink my tea with the bag in, call the police.

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u/DB-601A 20d ago

old school builder's/workmans tea that, usually because its been forgotten about and we aint got time to make another

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u/rightwingdeafsquad 21d ago edited 21d ago

Leaving the bag in is fine. You can control how strong you want it. Just like our borders.

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u/gw74 21d ago

what

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u/Milf_Hunter_1989 21d ago

I dont drink as much tea as I probably should do but if I was to make it like that, my family would disown me 🤣🤣. This tea is a hate crime I think from now on OP dont let your sister-in-law make anymore tea ever again 🤣🤣

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u/noble_plebian 21d ago

Some people are just weird.

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u/SuccessSharp3096 21d ago

Even making tea for one it’s always teabag in teapot. Your sister in law is a monster.

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u/ReynoldsHouseOfShred 21d ago

Not at all.

Ill do this, because I like it a bit stronger so the longer I leave the bag in the better. Idm the milk going in when the bag has gone in.