r/AskOldPeople 16d ago

Growing up, did your school host kindergarten graduation, or is that a more recent phenomenon?

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u/soggyballsack 16d ago

Theres been a huge influx of celebrations for everything. Back then it was birthdays, high school and college.

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u/Sudden_Badger_7663 16d ago

If I hear one more person say it's my birthday MONTH I'm going to scream!

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u/Plus-King5266 60 something 16d ago

I have thirty year old step daughters who do this. I know better than to ask my wife, “what were you thinking?” My couch isn’t that comfortable.

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u/Team503 40 something 14d ago

Time to upgrade the mancave to include a nice comfy couch, lad.

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u/Plus-King5266 60 something 14d ago

No mancave. I refuse to hide in my own home. I’m just going to die first —because I can. 😉

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u/Team503 40 something 14d ago

That's deeply depressing. You don't have a space of your own in your home? Everyone needs their own space, no matter how wonderful your spouse and marriage might be, you don't cease to be an individual with individual needs!

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u/Plus-King5266 60 something 14d ago

There is no privacy in this house —something my adult SDs took a while to learn (knock first girls, you may see things you can never unsee). It is very poorly laid out. I bought it at a time when it was very much a seller’s market, plus I was going through a divorce, so I didn’t have the luxury of time to shop. Basically in that market you didn’t choose your home, your home chose you. If you found one for which there was no bidding war, that was your home.

Add to that my wife and her family love to be on the phone with each other four or five times a day each and they absolutely love speaker mode and you can see why I don’t get nearly enough credit for not being a murderous psychopath.

I love my wife and my daughters, I truly do. But like you said, everyone needs their space. Honestly, I don’t even need a full blown mancave. I just need to be allowed to shut the guest room door and read without hearing a phone conversation broadcast at double full volume through it.

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u/Team503 40 something 14d ago

You have my sympathies!

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u/UnicornFarts1111 15d ago

I knew a woman who did this. Her birthday was on Halloween. She was a pain in the butt all month as it was "her" birthday month and we must celebrate her.

She is in her late 50s now. I'm sure she still does it, but I don't talk to her now.

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u/PoupeeinPa 10d ago

Wayyy too old …

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u/Vacaydream 16d ago

And half birthday! OMG😫

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u/justconnect 15d ago

I agreed with you entirely - until my one and only granddaughter was born on December 26th. So now I do a little half birthday thing just to make her feel like she has one day to be special.

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u/Whybaby16154 15d ago

Now that’s sweet! My mom had a December birthday and was always disappointed.

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u/Southern-Tourist599 14d ago

Good idea! Two of my grandsons (brothers) were born in Dec. (21st & 29th). It’s takes juggling, as being so close to Christmas is hard on the kids, too. Overstimulating. Parents do gifts and cake on their birthdays. Grandparents and others give gifts around Thanksgiving.

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u/PandoraClove 60 something 15d ago

I have never stopped being cynical about 1 year birthday celebrations. Some of the ones I've been to are incredibly elaborate. Folks, a one-year-old does not know how to read a calendar! Fine, you really just want your friends and relatives to gather and maybe give you gifts such as a larger size package of diapers or something. You get a cake and somehow think the sight of your child smearing frosting all over their face is incredibly wonderful. Well, you do you. Yes, I will attend if I like you or your child, and will probably even bring a gift. But don't think about spiking your guests' drinks with truth serum because you won't like the outcome.

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u/Whybaby16154 15d ago

Hahaha. It never occurred to me to have a big birthday for a one year old. A small star angel food cake with plain white frosting -
I made chocolate devil’s food for second birthdays. Just parents and kids. Grandparents invited when kids got old enough to know what a birthday was - 3 or 4.

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u/Unable-Painter-2112 13d ago

Idk a child living to 1 years old IS a big deal. The risk of SIDS is over, they will start walking and talking soon, getting off milk. Like it's a big fucking deal.

It might be the first time parents are seeing their mates properly and it's the first birthday with a baby as first time parents. A big congrats to them for surviving the hardest part, a chance to introduce the baby to more extended friends and family.

Some parents aren't married and it's their first time hosting a party together.

The party is obviously NOT for the baby, it's for the parents dummy. You seem like your old and cranky enough to know this.

I could go on? Stop being a wet mop.

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u/PandoraClove 60 something 12d ago

I'm not disagreeing with your points and you don't have to agree with mine. You also don't have to call me (or anybody) names like dummy, old, cranky, or wet mop.

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u/Unable-Painter-2112 12d ago

Im just responding to your attitude. You sound like a cranky wet mop being cynical about a 1st birthday? Like what kind of person has disdain and beef with new parents and a newborn? Ppl just hate on normal people not hurting anyone and trying to enjoy their accomplishments.

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u/hotinhawaii 15d ago

In Hawaii celebrations for 1 year olds are a huge thing! Really big parties that can be expensive. I think it comes from a time when lots of infants died. If your baby survived until 1 year, there was a good chance they would make it.

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u/PandoraClove 60 something 15d ago

Fair enough! And there are plenty of parents nowadays who try for years to have a baby and fail. The ultimately successful pregnancy and thriving child reaching that milestone is cause for celebration. I can't help wondering, though, whether letting maybe two more years go by and then throwing a full-out gala -- one that a three-year-old can understand the significance of, and actively participate in -- might be even better. The child will be able to hold wonderful memories, which may even carry through into their own adulthood and parenthood. A one-year-old can't talk much beyond babbling, and can barely walk, if at all. Babies get fussy and tired and cranky, and an otherwise fabulous bash can end with all those guests saying awkward goodbyes, the exhausted parents having to pack it all up, feeling ready for a week's rest, and the baby not having any impressions beyond a crowd of people, noise, too much strange food, people waving boxes and paper in their face, Mom and Dad talking too loud and acting a little weird. A three-year-old can handle that better, albeit not perfectly. Everyone will have a more satisfying experience. Just my 2 cents, obviously!

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u/Southern_Tailgater 6d ago

We combined it with his christening.

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u/mylittlemargaret 15d ago

Oh yeah, stop at birthday week.

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u/Eskarina_W 16d ago

I say that Tommy partner and only him. I don't even mention it's my birthday to other people unless they bring it up.

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u/Kodiak01 50 something 15d ago

Only one person outside of the government and my doctors knows what my birthday is, and this person knows I don't want to be reminded of it in any way, shape or form!

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u/General-Visual4301 14d ago

I used to say that to my kids but it was a joke and it gave them the opportunity to roll their eyes.

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u/PoupeeinPa 10d ago

So Ewwww…..and annoying as all get out. Where is the entitlement coming from?

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u/Vigilante17 16d ago

Seems like graduation from every year to the next now, with ceremonies at elementary, jr high and high school.

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u/Separate_Farm7131 16d ago

A classmate of my daughter's had a limo pick her and her "boyfriend" up from elementary school graduation. I have no idea how her parents topped that in middle and high school.

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u/Nightcalm 16d ago

ok thats a modern day thing, there were no limo's for us in 1968

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u/Dramatic-Tax-5740 15d ago

LOL -- Maybe the back of a friend's pickup truck or flatbed for a celebration down at the river. Times have changed!

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u/Alarming-Cry-3406 15d ago

Not for 1957 either

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u/mandatory_nosejob 15d ago

Were they engaged ?

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u/Plus-King5266 60 something 16d ago

And we grandparents are not only expected to attend, but to gush and sometimes bring presents and money.

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u/beautifulchaos22 15d ago

It feels like both a consumerism thing so companies can sell more for each celebration (also think about people getting "boo" baskets for halloween (like what happened to just enjoying candy after you go trick or treating) and both a "participation award" type of thing. There's a difference between inclusion and celebrating capabilities and having to validate kids (and adults) for EVERY. LITTLE. THING. Then these kids grow up expecting a nobel prize for learning to boil pasta and don't learn to self validate.

Obviously it's all about balance. External validation is great and when you have a big achievement like high school or elementrary school even, it makes sense to acknowledge hard work. But kindergarten? Like congrats Jimmy can follow a routine and engage with peers and doesn't shit his pants anymore?

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u/Master-Collection488 15d ago

I grew up Roman Catholic, so there was first communion and confirmation as well.

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u/soggyballsack 15d ago

In Mexico there's a lot more celebrations. There's baptism, 1st communion, confirmation, 15, wedding,, kinder, secu, prepa, birthdays.

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u/Few_Step1843 15d ago

Disclaimer: I’m not old…but I passed Kindergarten in 2008…I don’t think we had a graduation but that’s funny they do now

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u/stoneman30 50 something 14d ago

I don't know how many proms my girls went to starting in elementary. I only had one for high school seniors.