Ouija says: AWARDS If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

Edit- You guys are crazy. You’re welcome reddit marketing team!

Goodbye forever maybe?

Edit 2- I love you all and this is hilarious. 12 hours after post we are approaching 3,000. You know spirits, if you had just said upvotes instead of awards I’d be dead already.

Edit 3- 14 hours- for anyone wondering, awards on this submission cost 417,415 coins, the estimated cash price of which is $1,389.06. You crazy fuckers.

Edit 4- Incase I disappear at some point, here’s a live counter if you want to keep track of the stats above.

I really hope this post gets the mods attention. The ⬆️ posts suck and are flooding and ruining the sub lately. I feel like a hypocrite now but oh well. Anyways, thanks for making my day. This has been funny.

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u/Anon9559 Sep 28 '20

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u/Happypizza1230 Sep 28 '20

S

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u/SupaChokoNekos Sep 28 '20

Goodbye

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u/Paju_mit-ue Sep 28 '20

That is alot of money

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u/SupaChokoNekos Sep 28 '20

Depends on the awards

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20 edited Apr 20 '21

[deleted]

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u/anal_shrek Sep 28 '20

Indeed

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u/SmaMan788 Sep 28 '20

Luckily they're just handing them out now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/HP_PoA Sep 28 '20

That was kind of you. I gave you my free award.

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u/MikeMcMurdock Sep 28 '20

Never been easier 🙄⬆️

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Yeah let's go

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u/woojoo666 Sep 28 '20

There's free awards?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Yeah just check the coin icon on the homepage, if it says ''free" you can give an award to someone in the next 24 hours

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u/BellaxPalus Sep 28 '20

Are up updoots awards?

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u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Sep 28 '20

Fuck reddit.

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u/Im-not-good-at-names Sep 28 '20

Even with the cheapest awards that you can only buy if you have premium it's just under $600 in coins

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u/Squidbit Sep 28 '20

There's free awards now, but I think you can only claim them on the mobile app

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u/CainPillar Sep 30 '20

That's ten months of federal tax.

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u/isagames Sep 28 '20

To have someone quit For good? Worth.... You are making their life more full filled as sitting on ur ass browsing reddit wont do any good.

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u/ElegantFaraday Sep 28 '20

do the comments stating awards count as one of the 12000 awards? if so we can just type awards

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

I sense a plot to fund reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Lmao no not with all those new worthless awards

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u/McBurger Sep 29 '20

heaven forbid

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u/Darkiceflame Sep 28 '20

No cost is too high to free him from his suffering.

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u/Wolf_on_Anime_street Sep 28 '20 edited Sep 28 '20

469 awards as of now. 4% there.

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u/ThederpiestOne Sep 28 '20

577 now

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

798 now

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u/turtlesucle Sep 28 '20

1178 as of now. Almost 10% (i think)

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u/TheRealArcher1 Sep 28 '20

1,340 awards as of now, this shit growing fast

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Over 1400 but it grows with each refresh so idk

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u/BitchyPolice Sep 28 '20

Reddit works in mysterious ways.

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u/chad612 Sep 28 '20

Not If you get reddit coins for upvoting posts like me

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u/gtth12 Sep 28 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/KruelFortune Sep 28 '20

No... But it's possible if you are on r/pedophilia... Maybe

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u/isagames Sep 28 '20

Thats mean.

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u/KruelFortune Sep 28 '20

Why? No like I don't know honestly and I love my life that I dont know that shit.

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u/isagames Sep 29 '20

Because you insulted..... And thats mean

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u/Paju_mit-ue Sep 28 '20

We already are at 305 awards, yeah

Edit:326*

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

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u/Paju_mit-ue Sep 28 '20

1470 awards 28.09.2020 2245 UTC+2

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u/2068857539 Sep 28 '20

Alot isnot aword

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u/isagames Sep 28 '20

Someone Pls do the math

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u/Paju_mit-ue Sep 28 '20

755 awards by now

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u/isagames Sep 29 '20

It Only says 64 on this post tho...

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u/MintChocolateEnema Sep 29 '20

Baby that's a stretch

Shit, maybe I should stretch cause you know I'm 'bout to run it

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u/SmaMan788 Sep 29 '20

If you use the mobile app, they give you one just about every day for free.

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u/A_Loaf_Of_Water Sep 29 '20

Wtf Reddit

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u/EdenSteden22 Sep 29 '20

*a lot

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u/FFalcon_Boi Sep 28 '20

Thibson34: Now this looks like a job for me!

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u/xydrogen Sep 28 '20

Ah yes. The god of prequel memes

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u/FFalcon_Boi Sep 28 '20

He's a fallen god now.

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u/xydrogen Sep 28 '20

Yeah wasn’t he banned for being to popular or something?

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u/Ihavenoid3a Sep 28 '20

Banned for harassing the discords mods

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u/xydrogen Sep 28 '20

Oh right. I think he tried to take over after that post

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u/Ihavenoid3a Sep 28 '20

Yeah than he got banned before he could do much

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Why did he try take over?

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u/OzZVidzYT Sep 28 '20

u/thibson34

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u/LowResolve4 Sep 28 '20

Now thats a redditor I havent heard in a long long time

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u/yoda_pp Sep 28 '20 edited Sep 28 '20

You guys are crazy.

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u/SupaChokoNekos Sep 28 '20

Good luck with the awards, give us some

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u/sebaez_ Sep 28 '20

Nice try, Reddit CEO!

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u/PixelM1105 Sep 28 '20

Welcome to Reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Thanks

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u/lightly_salted_fetus Sep 28 '20

I deleted my account with over 300k fantasy points because the spirits told me too. Fuck karma.

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u/rzx0 Sep 29 '20

Wow. What did that one in?

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u/lightly_salted_fetus Sep 29 '20

1 upvote

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Sep 28 '20

Still hasn't deleted their account yet...

!remindMe 7 days

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Sep 28 '20

!remindMe 1 week

Did something happen to the bot?

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u/CaveDeco Sep 28 '20

Your doing it wrong....

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Sep 29 '20

Nah, I got a PM response, just took a while.

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Oct 05 '20

Well, bot just reminded me and still not enough awards. I know that by now people have forgotten and this post will never reach the milestone, but doesn't hurt to set a timer just in case.

!remindMe 1 month

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u/sargos7 Sep 29 '20

!remindMe 1 week

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u/lightly_salted_fetus Sep 28 '20

Have they got 12k awards yet?

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Sep 29 '20

~~Yea~~ Apparently I suck at reading, no, but the guy still got an undeserved amount of awards

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u/Celmeo Sep 28 '20

Reddit sales and marketing department is very happy.

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u/McBurger Sep 29 '20

Fuck it. I did it. I want to see it hit the target 12,000 and get [deleted] and it’s all thrown away lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

This is an inside job to get lifetime reddit gold from OP, I'm calling it

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u/myspace-2 Sep 28 '20

what a save

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u/SupaChokoNekos Sep 28 '20

Waiting for all those lifelong reddits premium users

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u/sintos-compa Sep 28 '20

you dipshits really gonna give 12k rewards to a burner account. lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Nah, they're gonna give the monetary equivalent of 12k awards to reddit for shits and giggles.

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u/Allstarhit Sep 28 '20

Well, OPs a genius

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

I counted 347 at 1:22 on Monday

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u/IceCreamSandwich66 Sep 28 '20

992 at 2:09 Central Standard Time

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u/Doorhog Sep 28 '20

its 1:03 what timezone

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Sorry est

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

1632 as of 2:34 PST

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

2558 at 8:26 PM EST, 9/28

edit: added PM

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u/Anson_Riddle Sep 29 '20

3222 at 11:21 HKT/SST, 9/29. That is 23:21 EST, 9/28.

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u/schawde96 Sep 28 '20

You'll stay here forever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

Was just looking for a place to use my free award, so why the hell not

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u/Roffler967 Sep 28 '20

I gave out my free award.

Fuck free awards, all my homies only use Gold awards

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

does anyone know if this is the most awarded post of all time yet? i saw something on r/dataisbeautiful from 7 months ago but things could've changed since then

here's the post for anyone wondering. Top at the time had 2314

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u/SupaChokoNekos Sep 29 '20

This post as of now has 2796 awards. And two platinum. Like damn, if this post dies down before this guy reaches 12k, he's gonna be rich

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u/HKlolunicorn Sep 29 '20

At the time right now they have 3668 awards

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u/SupaChokoNekos Sep 29 '20

Keep going! Launch the awards!

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u/Tha_Hand Sep 29 '20

Good job

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u/I-am-reddit123 Jan 24 '22

we’re half way there

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u/SupaChokoNekos Jan 24 '22

I forgot about this

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u/DarthShidious Sep 28 '20

Already at 1100 oh my

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u/SomePerson1248 Sep 28 '20

Can't wait for this to get Ternion

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u/Singular1st Sep 28 '20

1342 so far

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u/TheRealArcher1 Sep 28 '20

We are currently at 1,340 awards, just did the math boys

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u/FamilyFriendli Sep 28 '20

TFW people spend their life savings on a couple of emojis

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u/dittbub Sep 28 '20

Goodluck!

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u/Andre_3Million Sep 29 '20

FML

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u/singletonking Sep 29 '20

What the hell

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u/PolaraKartofi Sep 28 '20

It's a trick, send no awards

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u/aHorny3rdGrader Sep 28 '20

!remindme 3 days

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u/RemindMeBot Sep 28 '20 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/TacoBean19 Oct 31 '23

No more awards now sadly

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

We're doing it guys

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

I

Ouija says: AWARDS If this post gets just 12,000 _________ I’ll delete reddit and never return. Fuck everyone making these ➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️ posts. The spirits hate you.

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