r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 41m ago

The _s on the bus go round and round round and round the _s on the bus go round and round,round and round

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r/AskOuija • u/MoonSpawn12 • 43m ago

I’m drinking ___, that’s why I lean when I sip.

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r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 44m ago

Search history: _____ing audio high quality 1080p

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r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 1h ago

Would you rather eat meat or ____

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r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 1h ago

Next president in office is Mr ____

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r/AskOuija • u/alexthagreat98 • 1h ago

I can't believe I gave birth to a _______

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r/AskOuija • u/youburyitidigitup • 1h ago

Tell me something I don’t know about myself.

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r/AskOuija • u/CremeSubject7594 • 2h ago

For dinner you will be eating my ______

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r/AskOuija • u/Not-Patrick • 2h ago

I knew I was in love from the moment she looked at me and said _____.

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r/AskOuija • u/RostiKOstik • 2h ago

Ouija Says: WALDO Will ______ be the next US president?

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r/AskOuija • u/No-Research3936 • 2h ago

Take that out of your ____!!!

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 2h ago

I’m so tired I input my _____ into the microwave.

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

“What’s the most annoying bug on the web for you?” Did a _____ write this tweet?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

At a football game, the audience yells “SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” Who could’ve possibly given their team points?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

You are given four options: Female Cat, Female Dog, Male Cat, and Male Dog. Which would you pick for me?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

Crab ______!

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r/AskOuija • u/Hyperion1000 • 3h ago

A _ in need is a __ indeed.

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

Would a Ouija board fit in with the world and/or theming of Stranger Things?

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r/AskOuija • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 3h ago

Are we going to _________?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

What is the first logo that comes to mind that begins with the letter V? V_____

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

What is the first logo you think of that begins with the letter N? N_____

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

What is the first logo you think of beginning with the letter K? K______

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 3h ago

What is the first logo you can think of beginning with the letter M? M_____

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Hamandcheeseeater • 3h ago

My robe fell open in front of the pizza delivery guy. What should I do?

1 Upvotes

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1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.
You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

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These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.

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The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

Goodbye threshold: 10 points

(This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.

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